The Crazy Knight’s Age of the Universe
Chapter 1: Black history and testament
When talking about the memories of youth, probably every one has such memories of past events. Some memories recall people’s smiles. Some memories are sighing, and some people think that they are red and red. Look for the mouth to forget the water and drink it.
For someone, today is a special day.
He doesn't know what he has to do today. Once he remembers, he will be amazed by the super black history of the desktop with his head, or the beginning of a memorable sweet memory.
"I like you, please be my girlfriend."
On the roof of only two people, under the peek of friends hiding in the corner, when the red-faced teenager shouted out his heart to the girl, the spring breeze blew the willow, and the whole world was full of youth.
"Okay, I actually like you for a long time."
If the girl sweetly promised the juvenile's confession, the situation is so developed, I am afraid that everyone knows that this is a sweet and greasy youth comedy.
Unfortunately, most of the time, the memories of youth are always sweet and sour, and the development of 90% will not be so smooth.
"...sorry, actually, I already have someone I like."
This is probably the development of the realism, although the plot is twisted and twisted.
But as long as our actor continues to work hard, there is always a turn.
There may be times...
"Waste materials, do you dare to confess to me like this? How much is your assets? How much is the annual income? The results are enough for that kind of university? What kind of work can be expected? First, let me know if I don’t have one million in the year. ""
Well, this is probably a more realistic development, and it is also the pain of countless adult males, but it is not too bad.
At least, there are opportunities to struggle, and none of the following is desperate.
"Sorry, I like girls."
This...the difficulty is too great. If this is not a girl who intends to use this excuse to reject you, it is better to give up directly.
"Haha, actually, I am your mother/dad/sister/brother."
This is even more entangled. If this guy is not watching the Star Wars system, or if the Korean drama is deeply poisoned, if she is telling the truth..... before going to the bloodline identification, is it first to take a look? Psychiatry is better.
"Sorry, I only like the second element. I am not interested in the three-dimensional orangutan with legs and chest hair!"
This is more desperate. Of course, for a small number of compatriots with special living habits, such a house girl is more and more expectant... But the fact that the house girl is based on the second element is actually a special requirement. Gao, the otaku are even more tragic.
But sometimes, the only difference between reality and fiction is that the story needs logic, and reality is completely unnecessary!
"I like you, please be my girlfriend."
"Sorry, I am a vampire. I can't talk to humans at home. Although you are only half human, it is three yuan, and I only like the second element. I am not interested in the three-dimensional orangutan with legs and chest hair! I like it the most. Cute two-yuan girl! And, I already have someone I like!"
This scene, sorry, narration, I really don't know how to face it at this time. It's better to see where it is from too much.
"Smile, just smile.... sister! Is this different from the tragedies above!! Just all the tragedies come together? To what extent do you have to fail, can all the tragedies come together? And what is the vampire? Meaning? Is this really a high school in the real world? Give me the scientific world view of ordinary people!"
In the classroom, even though the blunt confession has passed a day, Rorschach’s chain of spit still reverberates in the classroom.
This full of anger, let him know the new friends who have only two weeks, and once again know this young man.
Rorschach, L. Herois, some strange names, a younger appearance than the actual age.
Not long ago, he passed his 16th birthday. He now says that he is believed to be a ten-year-old. He is often said to be very cute with a small blond face. Well, it is a born baby face.
Weighing less than fifty KG, the height is about one meter and five meters. Considering that one quarter of the mixed race is the woodling forever, this height is already very proud.
Muling is a minority race from the world of Ai Xi. This strange race is similar to the elf in fairy tales, that is, the adult individual is also tender as a young child.
As a mixed-race child, Rorschach did not gain other strengths from the source of blood. On the contrary, because of the excessively young appearance, there was a black history that could not be looked back. In fact, this confession is not the darkest...
"With you, I will be under pressure and be treated as a younger brother. I will be treated as a mother and child... Asha was only called aunt when I was shopping with you last month. I really can't accept it."
My peers look as old as my mother... What can I do, I am desperate.
"I have inquired about the life and growth cycle of Muling. I can bear the lover is younger than me, but if I am an old woman, you have not yet entered adolescence, married old virgins, what is terrible."
This is probably the most serious, and the most let Luo Xia do not know how to answer... Can he take off his pants and yell at the street to let you see my super mammoth? I am afraid that the police uncle will educate this little stream. Hey, teach him what is public order.
Although it has repeatedly hit the wall, considering the end of a lot of Muling mixed blood that has been encountered since childhood, the foreseeable fierce competition within the family is discouraged. Rorschach decided to make early efforts for lifelong events, just...
"Sorry, although your confession based on marriage is very moving, I have always treated you as a younger brother/little/little cute/pet/small..."
Cute can not be eaten, the choice of a life partner can not only look at the value, most girls' answers are so sad.
Waiting, is there something strange that is mixed in, what kind of ghost is small, and whether the "pet" is a problem, the sister is so dangerous to laugh, is it better to call the police directly!
Although Rousseau's appearance is a little special, but the inside is actually no different from other Earth teenagers, like sports but hate excessive sweating, like games and hate learning and exams... The history of no girlfriend is equal to age.
If you want to find something extraordinary, it is a natural mixed-blood talent, so that Rorschach's motor nerves are very good, that is, they can become the main force in the sports meeting without exercising.
"Ah, I really want to go home."
Rorschach also wants to ask himself, why is he a normal earth man (inner), why he will come to other planets, enter the universe of the universe full of fantasy creatures, and become an alien who studies in the Ai Xixing domain.
Ai Xi, like the Earth, is a affiliation of the watch agreement. The two sides are considered to be allies with trade contacts, but they are not fundamentally a path.
"As a high school student who believes in materialism, magic is nothing to understand."
Yes, Aich, is a world of magic.
No, to be precise, it should be a world built on magical civilization.
Ordinary Earth people will also encounter a long adaptation period of high-magic disease. Rousseau has repeatedly spit out the extraterrestrial blood, but he is getting better and better.
However, as a completely different value between aliens and natives, it is a variety of water and soil, and a lot of jokes.
"Really, my life plan has been completely disrupted."
Originally, Rorschach had already planned for his own life.
Go to school, study hard, find a good university to learn a craft that can make money, find a job that is easy and has no future, and continue your hobbies while working, waiting for your family and friends. If the bachelor can't go on, find another wife who is not beautiful and not ugly.
Then, when I was in middle age, I pushed the affairs to the new young people who were new to the bank. When I was a retired salary thief, I passed away in the year of retirement, and then I passed away in the complaint of my children’s "I’m not dead, how can I still die?" The tears at the end of the delivery are even more perfect. As for the gods in the family business...
"All gave me the sister who likes this. It's not finished. Compared to my mediocre eldest son, all aspects are adapted to the crazy and incomprehensible magic world."
But unfortunately, just a week ago, Rorschach received a letter, and all his expectations and goals of life were all broken.
"My dear brother.
If you see this letter, I am afraid that I am already dead. If you want to know who killed your dear sister, please go to Ai Xi's first Star Knight Academy and pursue the girl named Isabel. By the way, Xiao Yibei is a second-time dead house, remember to vote for it.
Luo Li.h.Hellois.
Yes, on Rousseau’s 16th birthday, the birthday present was not something that made people happy, but the death and suicide note of her twin sister.
Since then, the world of Rorschach has been changed. He has not come to this ghost place, pursues the girl who has never seen it, seeks the truth of his sister's death, and starts a new life from scratch.
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