The Daily Life of American Drama Detective

Chapter 151 How does it feel to have a circle of friends full of jokers?

"It's such a pity that the signed copy of "Amazing Amy: Coming of Age!"

Detective Amy Santiago shook her head at the pity.

"Wow, Amazing Amy, still old?"

The annoying police detective immediately complained: "How old are you, and you are still pretending to be young!"

"Not me Amy!"

Detective Amy Santiago said angrily: "Don't you know who Amazing Amy is? Have you never read Amazing Amy's books?"

"Oh, please!"

The annoyed detective said: "She has never entered my car. I know who she is."

"Geez."

Detective Amy Santiago wrinkled her nose in disgust.

"Do not forget our agreement."

Seeing that his partner was sick, the detective got excited and said, "The bet will expire soon, and you will get into my car by then."

"You guys?"

Chandler suddenly stopped laughing and looked at the two of them doubtfully.

He clearly remembered that the beautiful police detective was very interesting to him, and he even asked Detective Shenfan and got the assurance that they had no relationship.

"Do not misunderstand."

The troubled detective put his arm around Chandler's shoulders: "It's just a bet, there's nothing disturbing about it. When she loses, I'll let her experience what the worst date can be."

"That's easy. You can just repeat the date I had."

Chandler laughed at himself.

"Ha ha."

Detective Shenfan laughed: "Brother, you are so funny. Why don't you sign up to be a police officer? Then I will take you and we will become a funny detective duo. It will be very interesting."

"Ha ha."

Chandler laughed a few times, then stopped smiling: "I also wish I was telling a joke, but I'm not."

"oh……"

The annoyed detective smiled and patted Chandler sympathetically.

"Chandler, don't listen to him."

Seeing this, Detective Amy Santiago poked the tire: "Your experience can't be worse than what he went through, Peralta, tell us the story of that hot female forensic doctor."

After saying this, she looked at Chuck: "Chuck, do you remember the female forensic doctor who came over last time when we worked on the headshot case? Peralta actually went on a date with her, and it turned out that her daughter

The forensic doctor has a very special hobby. He likes cold things. She played with him like a flower. She not only added ice to his body, but also asked him to simulate a corpse. She gave him science knowledge on which parts correspond to which organs. In the end, he was frightened.

Haha, can you believe there are still dates like this with this kind of person?”

"yes."

Chuck nodded calmly.

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago's smile suddenly stopped.

Okay.

It's her fault.

She actually thought Chuck would make such a fuss about something like this.

"At least I persevered!"

Detective Shenfan said proudly: "Even if I become that perverted, I will be brave enough to do it."

After saying that, he gave Chandler a high-five.

"Then why don't you continue?"

Detective Amy Santiago sneered: "Don't tell me, she's not interested in you anymore."

"..."

The annoyed detective's mouth twitched.

What else could be the reason? At first, he was perverted because of the hormonal stimulation, but later on, the female forensic doctor's methods became more and more perverted, and he got scared.

"Chandler, you must know about Amazing Amy, right?"

Detective Amy Santiago was very unhappy when she saw that both Chuck and Detective Shenfan had no interest in Amazing Amy, and looked at Chandler expectantly.

"Why must I know?"

Chandler's mouth twitched.

He felt something was wrong.

"you do not know?"

Chuck asked bluntly.

"...Okay, I do know."

Chandler wanted to deny it, but under Chuck's urging to be honest and the beautiful police detective's expectant gaze, he could only tell the truth.

"I knew it!"

Detective Amy Santiago made a fist.

"Dude, why do you pay attention to this?"

The troubled detective looked at Chandler with a strange expression.

"I don't want to either."

Chandler shrugged and laughed at himself: "But as children of writers, my mother felt that Amazing Amy and I had a common theme, so she specially sent me those books to show me that children of writers can also live a sunny life.

"

"Is your mother also a writer?"

Detective Amy Santiago said with surprise on her face: "Have I read the book she wrote?"

"Oh, that depends on yourself~"

Chandler smiled: "But I bet Jack has seen it."

"Then you're wrong. I don't like reading books the most."

The annoyed detective shrugged.

"His full name is Chandler Bing."

Chuck said.

"Bing... Nora Bing!"

Detective Shenfan and Detective Amy Santiago were stunned for a moment, and then they called Chandler's mother's name in unison.

"I'll just say it."

Chandler shrugged and laughed at himself: "Everyone knows my mom."

"Do not say anything."

Detective Shenfan hugged Chandler's arm tightly and said with an exaggerated expression: "I recognize your brother!"

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago was speechless for a long time, and then said with embarrassment and excitement: "But, but, Amazing Amy's parents are children's book authors, your mother..."

The Amazing Amy series of books, in a nutshell, is a pair of parents who write their daughter's life experiences from childhood to adulthood into a series of best-selling parenting books.

This is similar to how Beverly wrote little Leonard into the book.

However, in comparison, the little Leonard written by Beverly is more real and professional, while the Amazing Amy written by Amazing Amy's parents prefers the front of the package, which is more sunny, entertaining and popular.

Therefore, in the same New York metropolitan area, everyone knows the name of Amazing Amy, but Leonard, the public pee king, is rarely known.

"My mom is actually a children's book author too."

Chandler shrugged and laughed at himself.

"...Don't be ridiculous."

Detective Amy Santiago recalled Nora Bean's novels, countless classic plots flashed through her mind, and she laughed dryly.

"I mean it."

Chandler was very serious: "Although it sounds weird, there are indeed some places that don't care about children watching this, so, um, why doesn't it count?"

"where?"

Detective Amy Santiago saw that Chandler didn't seem to be joking and looked at him in shock.

"Netherlands."

Chandler said seriously.

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago was speechless.

"Dude, you are so funny, you made me laugh to death."

Detective Shenfan covered his stomach and laughed loudly: "This is a great joke!"

In the eyes of Americans, European wanderers look to Europe, and European wanderers look to the Netherlands. In that strange place, it’s really not surprising that Nora Bean’s Liu Bei novels have become children’s books.

After all, the live-action version of Nora Bean's Liu Bei novel was staged on the street there, which was also a very legal and free norm. Compared with that, there were no pictures, sound effects, daylight effects in broad daylight, action special effects, large onlookers eating melons, etc. Hollywood's top

Nora Bean's Liu Bei novel, which is as exciting as a blockbuster, can actually be considered an enlightenment read.

"Chandler was born 30 years earlier."

Chuck said bluntly: "Otherwise he will be a character who appears in textbooks."

"Why, will the world accept my weird experience in 30 years?"

Chandler laughed at himself: "And it's still written in the textbook?"

"You are also very humorous."

The annoyed detective pointed at Chuck and laughed again.

"This is not funny at all."

Detective Amy Santiago complained: "If the United States looks like this in 30 years, then I will immigrate immediately. I don't want my children to live in that terrible environment."

"You think too much."

Chuck shook his head.

"I know I know!"

The annoyed detective covered Chandler's mouth to prevent Chandler from speaking. He laughed and jumped and shouted: "For me, what Dr. Wolfe means is, Santiago, you think too much, and you will never be able to do anything in the future."

You don’t have children because you don’t even have a partner! Hahaha!”

"That's not what Dr. Wolfe meant!"

Detective Amy Santiago's mouth twitched and her eyes looked at Chuck uncertainly.

"That was not what I meant."

Chuck shook his head.

"Did you see that?"

Detective Amy Santiago breathed a sigh of relief and immediately replied to the annoying detective: "I don't have a partner in the future? I don't have children? Don't refer to your future as my future!"

"Then what do you mean?"

The annoyed detective ignored his partner and looked at Chuck dissatisfied.

In his opinion, this is the most interesting explanation, nothing else!

"What I mean is that immigrating abroad is not something you can just do if you want to."

Chuck said bluntly: "If you want to immigrate, you must first pass the IRS review. I don't think you can pass it, so I say you are overthinking it."

"..."

Amy Santiago was stunned.

"Sharp irony!"

Detective Shenfan waved and praised: "You are the first one who dares to mock the IRS like this. You are really brave."

"I'm not being sarcastic."

Chuck said seriously: "I'm just stating a basic fact."

"Stop pretending, I have seen through the fact that you are laughing wildly on the inside."

Detective Shenfan laughed.

"Just laugh. With your bankrupt financial situation, sooner or later the IRS will come to your door."

Detective Amy Santiago complained.

"Please, why would such a big agency like the IRS come after a little guy like me?"

Detective Shenfan didn't believe it at all.

"Oh, don't say that."

Chandler, who had always been muzzled and robbed of jokes, finally got rid of the annoying detective and immediately laughed: "If you dare to say loudly that you will not be visited by the IRS, I will obey you."

"What's wrong with this?"

Detective Shenfan liked the excitement the most. He walked directly to the center of the branch and said loudly: "I, Jack Peralta, will not be visited by the IRS!"

After saying that, the entire branch fell silent.

"Did you see that?"

Detective Shenfan spread his hands and said with a proud smile.

"Hehehe."

Chandler laughed and looked directly at Chuck, but Chuck didn't make any move.

"This doesn't follow the routine."

Chandler complained to Chuck: "Jack's phone could be ringing right now."

"what are you saying?"

Detective Amy Santiago was puzzled.

Just then, a bell rang.

"That's what I said!"

Chandler jumped up and pointed with both hands at the ringing cell phone on the detective's waist: "This is the normal development of humor!"

(End of chapter)