The Daily Life of American Drama Detective

Chapter 160 Sunflower Knife, Angry Dora

"I'm not gay! My orientation is normal!"

Chandler said frantically.

Chuck said calmly: "The female senator is a hidden lesbian. If you like her, you can still be heterosexual."

"Really?"

Chandler was stunned and subconsciously looked at Detective Amy Santiago.

"Well."

Detective Amy Santiago reached out and rubbed her temples, and said a little confused: "Men like women, that's right."

"Is that so?"

Chandler complained.

"How could I know?"

Detective Amy Santiago said with a wry smile.

This needs to be studied by professionals.

Chuck looked at them and shook his head.

Sure enough, it takes a lot of experience. If you can't analyze such a simple situation clearly, and there will be dozens or hundreds of changes in the future, then unless you just become a mute, you will offend people to death as soon as you open your mouth.

"I really am not!"

Chandler also got a little carried away and tried to defend himself: "By the way, Luo Wei, the accountant of our company, is gay. He said that they have their own radar, but I am not at all in their eyes!"

Not long ago, at the coffee machine in the office, a female colleague said she wanted to introduce him to a partner. She used the personal pronoun "he". When he pointed out the problem, the other party realized that he might have made a mistake and apologized profusely. He accepted the apology, but

When he asked which 'he' in the company he was, he heard that his female colleague introduced him to Luo Wei from the accounting department. He immediately corrected him with dissatisfaction. Even if you are wrong, if you really want to introduce him, just introduce him to the most handsome guy in the company, who will be paid.

of Brian.

As a result, the female colleague laughed out loud, said "You are not good enough for Brian" and left. Then Lowe from the accounting department also said the same thing, and she shouted angrily: "I am definitely good enough for Brian."

Him! As long as I want, I can conquer Brian!"

Then Brian, the most handsome guy in the company, came in and poured coffee.

"That means you really aren't."

Detective Amy Santiago forced out a smile with some disappointment: "They have radar and are professionals."

"Did you see that?"

Chandler looked at Chuck proudly.

"This is simple."

Chuck said straightforwardly: "The female senator is a hidden lace. If you like her, you can still be heterosexual. What I said is that you can be heterosexual, but that is not necessarily the case. You can completely be a female in mentality and then hide it.

The lace edge of the closet has a unique temperament that makes people misunderstand, but it will be excluded from the radar of Luo Wei and others. You also said that the lace edge of the deep cabinet has not even been noticed by people around you for many years, and even more

To be precise, Ross's lesbian ex-wife didn't know her situation until Ross saw that she was always depressed and suggested that she go to the gym to make friends, and then her new world was opened up by his fitness girlfriend Susan."

"What?!"

Chandler was stunned and wanted to refute, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't know how to refute. He could only yell with an angry and struggling expression: "What?!!!"

"What is this all about?"

Detective Amy Santiago is completely confused.

"You look confused about your situation."

Chuck said calmly: "I'm just providing a reasonable explanation. It fits all your states perfectly, doesn't it?"

Chandler's father obviously raised Chandler as a little girl since he was a child. You can tell by looking at his proficiency in those feminine things.

This is now. Change to the United States 30 years later. Chandler is like this. Even if his father had some sense when he was a child and did not want to cause irreversible physical changes to his children, he is afraid that he will also be affected by Chandler.

The teacher persuaded me to cut it off.

Um.

Not a Jewish knife, but a sunflower knife!

Chandler was speechless, and then he took out his phone and dialed Rose's number: "Hey, Rose, give me Carol's phone number, why? Oh, that would be interesting, I might want to join them.

Already."

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago was very worried at first, but when she saw that Chandler was like this, he immediately made a joke. She was relieved and secretly gave Chuck a thumbs up, saying money to Chuck in her heart.

There is no doubt that Dele has excellent comedy talent.

New York.

Chuck and the other three came to a rental apartment and stood in front of an apartment door.

At this moment, Chandler had already put aside the matter of Chuck connoting him. He had no choice but to get used to being teased about his temperament and orientation.

Even if Chuck brings up such a brain-burning topic, it won't completely burn out his brain. He can just stop thinking about it.

There are too many such scenes. If he is angry for too long every time, he is afraid that he will remain angry all the time. Then he will not be always humoring Chandler, but always angry Chandler.

"Can I try knocking on the door this time?"

Chandler grabbed Detective Amy Santiago who was about to knock on the door, rubbed his hands and said eagerly.

"Fine."

When Detective Amy Santiago saw her best friend, she probably watched too many TV shows, and wanted to imitate the feeling of being a police officer or a law enforcement agency such as the FBI knocking on the door, so she stepped aside and motioned for him to come in with a smile.

"ok."

Chandler straightened his clothes, rubbed his hands, and stroked his hair, then coughed lightly and reached out to knock on the door.

After knocking, he nodded and smiled proudly at the two of them.

Detective Amy Santiago immediately gave her best friend a thumbs up with two thumbs up.

The door opened.

Chandler looked over, then yelled and backed away: "Ba!"

"why is it you again!"

The aunt behind the door immediately looked disgusted when she saw Chandler's face and this familiar signature move.

"Hi, Dora, we meet again."

Chandler stood far away and waved with a smile.

"Do you know each other?"

Detective Amy Santiago said in surprise.

"Dora is the front desk nurse at the hospital."

Chandler said: "A very, very competent and good nurse!"

"Really."

Detective Amy Santiago sensed something was wrong.

"Hmm."

Dora sneered and said nothing.

Chandler smiled, but still didn't dare to get close.

"I'm Detective Amy Santiago, NYPD, this is Dr. Chuck Wolfe, advisor to the department, and this is Chandler Bing, Dr. Wolfe's assistant."

Detective Amy Santiago said, "Dora, right, you're Christine Molly's stepmother?"

"Yes, how can I help you?"

Dora then shifted her gaze from Chandler to Detective Amy Santiago: "Let me explain first, I am good at bandaging. If you are injured anywhere, especially on your face or nose, I can help you.

Bandage.”

After saying this, she looked at Chandler threateningly.

Chandler immediately covered his nose with his hand and made a defensive gesture.

"Okay, what's going on with you guys?"

Detective Amy Santiago is no longer in a hurry to ask about the case. He first needs to find out what is going on with Chandler and Dora.

"Ask your assistant friend yourself."

Dora clenched her fists and looked at Chandler with a ferocious smile.

"It's not my fault."

Chandler put his back against the wall in fear and briefly explained the matter.

Detective Amy Santiago finally understood, and it was so funny.

It turned out that not long ago, Ross and his ex-wife were celebrating their first anniversary. Chandler and the others took him to watch a hockey game, and the ball flew out of the field and just hit Ross's head.

The nose was damaged.

They took Ross to the hospital, and then met the "good nurse" Dora. Facing Ross, they asked to see the doctor quickly. The "good nurse" Dora impatiently asked them to fill out the form, but she was on the phone.

Trouble with the advertising slogans on the products.

As expected, Chandler started to joke with Dora again, but Dora's expression was very scary, and when she stared at him, they were so scared that they dared not speak.

Finally, after waiting for a long time, he finally saw a doctor who treated the nose injury. Before leaving, Ross and the child competed for the hockey ball that hit the nose. As a result, the ball flew out and hit Dora's nose directly.

Ross and Chandler also joked: "I finally have a happy thing today."

These words were heard by Dora who fell to the ground, covering her nose and screaming in pain, and the feud between the two parties was completely severed.

Although Chandler and the others were three grown men, they were completely incompetent when faced with the angry aunt Dora. They were directly KO'd and those who were beaten were like running away with their heads in their arms.

"It's wrong to hit someone."

Detective Amy Santiago suppressed her laughter and tried to resolve the situation for both parties, well, mainly to resolve the fear and discomfort of her best friend Chandler.

"hehe."

Dora sneered: "Don't tell me these useless things. My son Will is also a policeman. Do you think I don't know what you policemen do? Is it wrong to hit people? Do you want me to shoot directly?"

After saying this, she glanced at Chandler contemptuously: "Is he worthy?"

"He doesn't deserve it!"

Chandler quickly laughed with him.

"Your son is a policeman?"

Because Detective Amy Santiago heard this, even if Dora mentioned a gun, she did not directly touch her hand to the pistol on her waist.

"Yes, he is a policeman in New Orleans, a very good detective!"

When Dora mentioned her son, she immediately raised her chin proudly.

"New Orleans? It's so far."

There's something strange about Detective Amy Santiago.

New York is more than two thousand kilometers away from New Orleans.

"He and his father."

Dora's proud expression condensed: "His father is a local police detective."

"Police family."

Detective Amy Santiago smiled immediately, twisted her body, and tried to be reserved, but could not suppress her pride: "My family is the same, my grandfather is a policeman, my father is a policeman, and my seven brothers are also policemen."

"Yeah, yeah, your whole family is a police officer."

Dora said angrily.

If her son hadn't been a policeman, she wouldn't have had any good impressions of the police, especially after her son's bastard police father.

"Thanks?"

Detective Amy Santiago didn't know what to say or what to say. "Your whole family is a police officer" was true after all, but it didn't sound right.

"It's time to get down to business."

Chuck spoke up: "Do you have anything to say about the murder of your stepdaughter Christine Molly?"

"That bitch?"

Dora sneered: "She deserves it!"

(End of chapter)