The Daily Life of American Drama Detective

Chapter 267 The ostentatious Chuck: Why don’t you laugh? Keep laughing!

"Boss, are you okay?"

The two fools quickly stood up and helped Max Henson, who was so shocked by Chuck's words that he fell off his stool.

"I'm fine, the chair is broken."

Max Henson forced a smile and said: "Tell me! Are you trying to trick me on purpose?"

"Boss, you discovered me."

The two fools responded quickly and immediately admitted: "We want to give you a surprise."

"For your behavior, all I can say is...well done!"

Max Henson smiled and said: "I have always been the one who pranked you, and now it is your turn to be pranked. This is the freedom of all of us, isn't it? But now bring me a new chair quickly,

Otherwise, the audience will all run away."

"You can sit on little Willy's lap."

Chuck said expressionlessly.

"..."

When Little Willie, the dwarf No. 1 Fool, heard this, he almost burst out laughing and quickly covered his mouth.

Max Henson's face darkened, and he was happy to speak harshly to others, but being treated harshly by others was a completely different feeling.

Little Willy and the women he often flirted with for promotions, a classic project was to have the female guests sit on Little Willy's lap.

Most of them refused.

But there were also some who were more bold and unrestrained, and actually went to sit there.

Regardless of whether they go or not, they can surround Liu Bei and Wuxian and use their venomous tongues to tease them.

But who would have thought that now Chuck was so shocked that he fell off his chair, and now he would use their classic project to connotate them.

This is treating him as a female guest!

"Don't worry about the audience ratings. Even if this is not a live TV broadcast, no matter how many times you squat on your butt, you won't be able to drive away many listeners."

"I hope so, otherwise I'll have to sit on your lap to gain more listeners. Compared to sitting on Little Willie's lap, I think more people want me to sit on your lap, don't you think so?"

Max Henson also reacted quickly and immediately thought of a way to fight back.

He invited Chuck to come and do the show several times but was rejected. Now he was directly confronting Chuck. Naturally, he had a better understanding of Chuck. He knew that Chuck had severe mysophobia and it was impossible to let him sit.

Most of the time it makes me sick just thinking about it!

This is enough!

If necessary, he will really sit down, as long as he can disgust Chuck and win the game! By the way, he will downplay the fatal topic just now!

"certainly!"

"Wow, Detective Max sitting on Detective Chuck's lap is really eye-catching, but I think a lot of people will want to see it."

The two fools immediately answered the conversation.

"The hotlines are almost overwhelmed, so let's answer a few hotlines and let them decide where I sit."

Max Henson directly turned off Chuck's microphone, not giving Chuck a chance to speak, and pretended to answer the hotline to give himself more buffer time.

"Let's take our first call of the day, hello and welcome to the Mad Max Morning Show!"

"Go sit!"

A female voice with a deliberately lowered voice came from the other end of the phone.

"MAX?"

Max Henson twitched the corner of his mouth and glared fiercely at the assistant outside the recording room who was responsible for screening the hotlines.

"I'm not MAX... don't talk to yourself! Go and sit on his lap! We all want to see! Tell us whether you are sitting on pins and needles or just sitting..."

On the other end of the hotline, the female voice was so urgent that she stopped pretending and directly revealed the voice of a girl named MAX.

And this voice is very familiar to everyone on the Mad Max Morning Show. It is the girl MAX who used to be a loyal fan of the same name as Max Henson. Now because of the case, her popularity has turned negative and she viciously spoke to her former idol for three minutes.

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"Great, the first hotline listener made his choice, let's pick up the next hotline listener and hear his thoughts."

Max Henson was worried that the pink-turned-black girl MAX would cause trouble, so he hung up the hotline before he could finish speaking.

After the show is over, he will fire this assistant!

He didn't believe that the assistant in charge of hotline screening couldn't hear the girl MAX's voice, and there were so many hotlines, but hers was the first one to come in. It must be that the assistant was jealous of the girl MAX's cruelty, and wanted to please her, so she deliberately pretended to make a mistake.

of.

He used to be able to laugh it off.

But now he is not in the mood!

"Go sit on his lap, we want to see the two detectives sitting together~"

Another hotline was picked up, still with a deliberately disguised voice.

"ok!"

When Max Henson heard this voice, he immediately agreed and hung up the hotline.

Because he recognized the voice of the wise Chandler.

no way!

If Detective Chuck is now his number one enemy, then Smart Chandler is his number two.

Chandler not only cheated on him, but also debuted on the same track as him to compete for fans. This is simply ruining people's wealth and "hating his wife."

That’s right!

Although Chandler didn't take the initiative to fall in love with him, it was his girlfriend who plotted revenge after seeing her venomous classmate in elementary school.

But at that time, she and he were in a relationship. It was an open relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, but when it was green, it was green.

And before he got tired of playing with his girlfriend Susie and broke up with her, Susie actually broke up with him for the most unacceptable reason.

She said that now that she had taken revenge on Chandler, her bully classmate in elementary school, there was no need to stay with him who was the same bully anymore, otherwise she would really be sick.

But he clearly found out that she and the smart Chandler talked on the phone in the middle of the night, and the duration was very touching. This was obviously a fake show.

Not to mention that Chandler's style is very similar to his, except that one is venomous at others, and the other is venomous at himself.

The two fan groups are highly overlapping.

Smart Chandler has now officially made his TV debut, and because of his involvement, he has received strong attention from his fans.

Data doesn't lie.

His fan base plummeted, but Chandler's talk show became an instant hit.

Max Henson didn't even mention Chandler's name, hung up the phone directly, and then looked at Chuck who was silenced but always looked at him calmly, his heart was extremely gloomy, but he smiled.

"Detective Chuck, you heard it. I'm going to sit on your lap. It's everyone's call. Then I'm here? Why don't you say anything? OMG! Everyone, you should really see his face, it's so ugly.

Are you afraid of communication..."

Max Henson silenced Chuck and taunted him unilaterally. He gradually found his groove, the laughter continued, and the vicious Mad Max was back.

"Jinette's sister once went to the police station to report the case, saying that she suspected that her sister had not committed suicide, because the sisters have a very good relationship and are in contact every day. There is no situation where the sister is depressed and the younger sister does not know about it.

And the gas fireplace in the bedroom hasn't been used in years.

Also, you and Jinette have been in love and have been living together for many years. Every year, you write down travel plans to celebrate your love anniversary. But this time, you have written down all the plans on your schedule, except for your love anniversary.

Pretty silly, isn't it?

The reason why the police did not suspect you despite all kinds of doubts was because you were doing a live broadcast at the time, and the countless viewers were your alibi.

But this is not a brilliant idea at all!

Believe me!

Even if you are flying in the sky, it is not enough evidence to prove your alibi.

You suddenly changed your classic slogan that day.

Never used it again after that.

When the police arrived, you were also listening to the program at home.

Obviously, this is a signal.

As for who you told it to?

Surveillance equipment is installed all around your home, and the doors and windows are locked. No one can get close to you silently, except for a dog hole.

At that time, your idiot No. 1, Little Willie, happened to not be in the live show.

You are a little relieved now. Do you think this inference is ridiculous?

Because even if little Willy is a dwarf, he can't get through a dog hole.

I know!

He's not your dog!

It is unlikely that he will commit murder for you, and you don't dare to leave such a fatal matter to him.

It's a good thing you have a real dog to help you, isn't it?

As long as a skilled dog hears the person training it shouting a slogan, it will make a series of predictable actions.

It is very simple to get into a house with locked doors and windows through a dog hole, enter the bedroom, turn on the gas switch, and then leave quickly.

You will say you don't have a dog.

But your neighbor has a dog. It happens that your neighbor goes on vacation every summer.

But this time, Mad Max, the celebrity neighbor who has always been arrogant and difficult to get along with, was so friendly that he took the initiative to walk his dog. It was simply unforgettable.

One month.

Every day from 2 to 4 p.m., there is nothing on your schedule.

Because you went to walk the neighbor's dog.

Of course it's in name only.

The real purpose is to train this dog to help you kill your girlfriend.

Why don't you laugh?

Keep laughing!

Otherwise it would look suspicious!

Laugh!"

Chuck, whose microphone was banned, just watched quietly as Max Henson sarcastically mocked him, and the recording room was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Then he raised his decorative glasses and did not shout loudly to try to make his voice heard by the audience. He just slowly stated a fact in the most normal and calm voice.

But as Chuck continued to speak, Max Henson, who had recovered from his condition, was instantly knocked into a slump again. He frequently looked at Chuck with his eyes, and his venomous tongue and wisecracks were no longer effective at all. They were all supported by two fools.

In the end, when Chuck asked him to laugh, he couldn't laugh at all. He just slumped there and looked at Chuck with horror in his eyes.

His exquisite plan has been successful for more than a year. Except for his girlfriend's sister who really didn't believe that her sister would commit suicide, no one would believe that he, who was live broadcasting at the time, had anything to do with his girlfriend's death.

Now even the younger sister thinks that she has thought too much and has given up.

But why did Chuck seem to have seen it with his own eyes?

The key is that this is a serious crime!

It is not comparable to civil lawsuits such as compensation and apology.

At this moment, his mind was empty, only horror and fear, how could he laugh!

"Aren't you laughing?"

Chuck came over, canceled the mute button on his microphone, and said calmly: "Don't worry, you have the freedom to commit murder. This time, the judge may still overturn the verdict of the jury representing public opinion on your guilt, so it's not a case of pissing off just yet."

When wearing pants.

Now let’s answer the next hotline.”

As he spoke, he looked at the two fools who were already stunned and the recording assistant outside.

Under Chuck's gaze, the recording assistant looked at the boss who was stunned and unresponsive. Without the courage to refuse, he gritted his teeth and transferred the hotline.

"Chuck, we have followed your reminder and found Max Henson's neighbor. He verified your words and has his dogs ready, waiting for your orders at any time."

Director Randy Tischer's voice came from the other end of the hotline.

"good."

Chuck nodded, then turned the microphone to the mouth of Max Henson who was slumped in the chair, and said expressionlessly: "Now let us listen to the slogan you were planning to change on a whim?

No?

At this time, you don’t really think you can escape everything by keeping silent, do you?

My suggestion is to continue to maintain your venomous tongue style.

After all, when you are in prison, the level of your poisonous tongue is related to your and the quality of life of many people.

Or not?

Oh well.

I prepared your original recording.

Let’s hear it!”

As he said that, he took out his mobile phone and pressed the play button. He heard Max Henson suddenly and frequently shouting on his live show on the day his girlfriend committed suicide a year ago: "Sail to the sea~!"

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"It's moving, it's moving! The dog is moving!"

Director Randy Tischer's excited voice came from the other end of the hotline: "It skillfully got into the dog hole, entered the house, went upstairs, entered the bedroom, came to the fireplace, and turned on the gas switch with its legs.

It ran out quickly again.

OMG!

It also used its butt to push up the bedroom door.

As expected of Mad Max!

He trained this dog really well!

Even if I can’t do talk shows anymore, I might be able to be a dog walker..."

"You can come here."

Chuck interrupted the nagging Randy: "It's best to put on your handcuffs (dog leash) and let him demonstrate it to you personally."

"I'll come right away!"

Chief Randy Tischer was full of interest. At this moment, he really felt that compared to arresting Max Henson, asking Max Henson to teach him how to kill a dog in just one month would be better.

Other people's dogs are more interesting when they are trained to be so obedient.

"Now, let's get on with it."

Chuck hung up Randy's hotline, sat back in his seat, ignored Max Henson who was slumped in his chair, and the two fools looking at each other, and started hosting the Mad Max Morning Show.

"Before Chief Randy Tischer comes to arrest Mad Max, who is no longer mad but mad, everyone is welcome to call and speculate on Max Henson's motive for the murder and how many years he will be sentenced to prison."

Then the hotline was blown.

There is no signal from Chuck, and there is no screening hotline for Anna, so it is impossible for the girl MAX and the funny and smart Chandler to be admitted.

These are all hotline calls from normal people.

Most of them scolded Max Henson for being really inhumane!

Not only did he mock his girlfriend's 'suicide' a few days after the incident, it turned out that the so-called 'suicide' didn't even exist, but that he murdered his live-in girlfriend.

His ugly behavior can only be expressed in four words.

Outrageous!

Four more!

It’s just crazy!

(End of chapter)