The Daily Life of American Drama Detective

Chapter 320: The clever little Howard, the old unlucky old man who never comes alone.

"How about it?"

Ross suppressed his shame and frustration, and came over with a hopeful voice.

"Very angry."

Of course, Chuck would not reveal the information about the beauty in the oil painting, so he calmly expressed his most intuitive feelings.

"I'll just say it!"

Chandler's teasing voice sounded.

"I mean clues!!!"

Ross shouted.

"Besides this red rose, is there anything else?"

Chuck asked.

"Gone!"

Ross shook his head.

"are you sure?"

Chuck was expressionless: "You didn't say anything about this red rose before."

"..."

Ross was speechless, and then he met Chandler's playful eyes, which he was about to speak, and immediately yelled out of guard: "What are you implying?!!!"

"Don't get excited, just get used to it."

Chandler comforted him: "Look at me, I've been misunderstood for so many years and I'm here now. It's nothing."

“I wasn’t screwed!!!”

Ross yelled: "I'm not even bent!!!"

"Tell me what you remember."

Chuck had no time to listen to his incompetent rage and hung up the phone directly.

Now he already knows that this was done by someone sent by Oil Painting Beauty, and that is enough.

What happened next has nothing to do with Ross.

This is a matter of him and Anna fighting against the criminal group headed by the oil painting beauty.

Ross and the others don't need to know at all.

"What's his attitude?"

At the hospital, Ross was hung up on the phone. Faced with Monica and Chandler, his temper suddenly became even more explosive. Thinking of the sultry red rose behind him and the $2.04 billion, he was scratching his heart and couldn't help himself.

"It's enough!"

Monica was also very annoyed: "Don't think about the past, think about your present, think about your future!"

"What was it like in the past? What's happening now? What's going on in the future?"

Ross said angrily.

A few days later.

The news that Ross was kidnapped and that the jackpot fortune was robbed made the front page headlines.

There are no more ups and downs in life than this.

Ross still struggled with the peak of his life, and urged Monica to ask Chuck from time to time, but the result naturally made him despair.

"Hi, my favorite cousin Ross, welcome back safely!"

Young Howard came with his extended family members to visit Ross, who was recovering from his injuries at home after being discharged from the hospital.

"uh-huh."

Ross had a grimace on his face and couldn't laugh at all.

"Don't worry about the news outside."

Little Howard comforted him very considerately, still wearing the flattering smile on his face when he learned that his cousin Ross won the big prize.

"At least you won a prize, right? And if you got married for the second time, it was free~"

When he said this, his expression immediately became vulgar.

But it was this wretchedness that made Ross's face soften slightly, and he said angrily: "What do you want to say?"

"I mean, you promised to invest in our very promising mechanical girlfriend project, is that okay?"

Little Howard smiled and said what he was most concerned about.

Um.

As a future scientist, he is full of enthusiasm for scientific projects and only cares about science. As long as the progress of scientific projects will not be hindered, he is very optimistic.

His science project planning was inspired by Leonard Jr.'s hugging robot and Young Sheldon's fighting robot.

After repeated farces of alien monsters kidnapping children on Earth, he has evolved from these superficial appearances to taking this as an opportunity to officially have his own great scientific research path.

That is to study the mechanical girlfriend plan!

Think about it, if you have a mechanical girlfriend, what a benefit it will be to humans, especially otakus like them!

Of course, this mechanical girlfriend is the main plan, and there are some subtle hidden branches below, such as the mechanical girlfriend plan and so on.

And when he learned that his cousin Ross had won a huge prize, he immediately made a PPT overnight and went to sell his grand plan to his mentor, his wretched colleague, the family clown, and the ugly eldest cousin Ross.

Not surprisingly, my cousin, a like-minded cousin, also expressed great interest in this plan.

But what is not surprising is that their focus is somewhat different.

Give an example.

He paid more attention to the cruelty points of the mechanical girlfriend, which increased from the normal two hearts to three hearts.

Cousin Ross, on the other hand, is more concerned about the mouth parts of his mechanical girlfriend.

With the shadow of being laughed at by everyone when he went to the hospital in the past, little Howard tried to bring his cousin's attention to his level, at least not to consider such risky ideas in the short term.

But whoever pays is the boss!

Fortunately, after he had been ridiculed over and over again, he had become somewhat immune to it.

At the very least, with his insistence and protest, he went to Princeton Teaching Hospital, and a medical coding code was issued for his situation.

If you shout it out in public, people who don't know the inside story will not understand what it is.

So it was easy for him to suppress his embarrassment and shadow and discuss it seriously with his eldest cousin.

Of course now he finally understands that it was all a misunderstanding.

It turns out that the older cousin with strange concerns is actually a fake, and he is a dentist... Isn't this strange?

Human beings always have an inexplicable fear of beings that can completely replace themselves, but they can't help but be driven by interests to get closer.

"What kind of mechanical girlfriend plan?"

Ross complained.

"that is……"

Young Howard tried his best to explain, hoping to make his real cousin agree with his plan.

"Do you think I still have money?"

Rose really wanted to yell out loud, but looking at Howard Jr.'s flattering smile, this was the look he needed most after losing the 2.04 billion grand prize.

So even though the reports were overwhelming and even revealed the angry red rose on his back, he still didn't want to say it himself.

So he tried to use his IQ to fight against the ridicule: "You should know the most ridiculous part of this plan, right?"

"What's so funny about this?"

Little Howard said with a smile.

"Those who have the conditions to vigorously research and promote this will naturally not be short of money, right?"

Ross looked at Howard Jr.

"certainly."

Little Howard could only nod.

Scientific research is not something that is created in a garage without any conditions. That is not called research, it is called cheating!

"Since they have money, do you think they will be short of girlfriends?"

Ross complained: "If he has this money to invest in this mechanical girlfriend that he may never use in his life, he has played with all kinds of girlfriends."

When faced with such doubts and complaints, Howard Jr. smiled and tried to explain, until he realized that there seemed to be no hope, then his face suddenly changed and he looked at Ross sarcastically: "You said so much, you can't really get any money."

No more?"

"We are only talking about the concept of this project now!"

Ross strives to remain scientific.

"That means there really is no money left at all."

Little Howard looked at Rose in amazement, then shook his head and laughed: "No way? No way?"

"Didn't you hear that I was kidnapped before receiving the award?"

Ross couldn't stand the change in his little cousin's attitude, so he shouted out loud: "How can I leave any money like this?!"

"so?"

Little Howard looked at him with disdain: "Of course I know about this, but I also know that the fake Ross performed remotely based on the information you provided.

You are still a doctor, and you are even claimed to be the smartest person in our family. Do you have such a brain?

Wouldn’t you take advantage of this opportunity to leave more money for yourself?”

"how to do?!"

Ross shouted.

"It's very simple."

Howard Jr.'s eyes showed the light of wisdom: "When that fake Ross stands in the spotlight and becomes the recipient of the 2.04 billion grand prize, he will have already attracted everyone's attention, and countless bees and butterflies will sweep over him.

Come.

If I were you, I would definitely tell that fake Ross that I would not refuse any beauty that came to my door, and I would not refuse every beautiful woman who came to his door, making him feel so happy.

Then take the opportunity to ask him to give valuable gifts to every beautiful woman who enjoys it.

If you did that, many of the valuable gifts you gave could now be recycled.

This money is enough for you to live a happy life and invest in my mechanical girlfriend plan.

Also answer: Why should you invest in a mechanical girlfriend program if you have the money to go directly to a real person?

At first glance, you don’t have the spirit of a scientist at all, and you don’t have the thinking of a rich person. Is the Robot Girlfriend Project comparable to ordinary real people?

It is fun and novel to play, and if it is really successful in the future, it is also a very profitable project and becomes a new source of money growth.

Even if you invest a small amount of money, it’s still a mess. No wonder you can’t keep it even if you become rich from the sky!”

"..."

Rose's expression is wonderful.

He really didn't expect it.

Then he immediately ran to find Chandler and the others.

"What?"

When everyone faced Rose's question, they didn't react for a while.

"You asked us how many beautiful women Lose has been with?"

Chandler mocked: "What, you still want to take over?"

"no."

Rose said anxiously: "I mean, did he give them any expensive gifts?"

"The kind that can be recycled!"

Little Howard added with a smile.

Everyone looked at Rachel in unison.

"What are you looking at me doing?"

Rachel was disgusted: "You don't think I received some expensive gift from him, do you?"

After saying this, she looked at Ross with disgust: "Thank you for thinking this way!"

"This was his idea!"

When Rose saw that it was not there, he immediately didn't want to bear the infamy and pointed at Howard Jr.: "I'm just asking..."

"Stop pretending, this is all your mature experience."

Chandler joked: "It felt so good last time, Divorce Man~"

"Don't think about this nonsense!"

Monica said angrily: "Can't you rest in peace and recuperate?"

"How could I not want to?"

Ross shouted angrily and aggrievedly: "Now the 2.04 billion grand prize is gone. I think I can recover a little bit. Is that wrong?"

"That's right!"

Monica sneered and said: "But don't just think about the good things. You have given valuables to many beauties and now you can recycle them. What you can recover is a little bit."

Then do you still want to blame me for realizing too early that it was a lie and asking Chuck to rescue you?

After all, according to your theory, if this fake pretends to be fake for one more day and consumes more, then you can recycle more today, right?"

After saying this, seeing Rose's look of astonishment, she couldn't help it any longer and cursed: "OMG! You really think that, and you don't even think about it. You were imprisoned there and beaten into a pig-headed face. Do you have to explain yourself?

You have explained everything that needs to be explained. Even if you buy me an apartment, you want to buy it for yourself and then rent it to me.

This kind of stingy person has been exposed for a long time. How could he possibly buy valuables for so many beauties?

You were so cowardly at that time, how dare you have such thoughts?

And even if you do it boldly, have you thought about the consequences?

Those kidnappers can have fake Roths swipe credit cards in your name to buy those things.

When they leave and leave you a debt, do you still think this is a smart idea?"

"No!"

Ross shouted in horror: "Don't tell me that my credit card has been maxed out?!!!"

"Just be happy."

Chandler mocked: "If that fake Ross wasn't deeply uncomfortable with your stinginess and used the bonus to buy Monica an apartment, you would now be burdened with more than just the money for your Porsche 911 sports car!

If Monica hadn't seen through it so early and asked Chuck to rescue you in time, the fake Ross who had already transferred the money would have definitely swiped your credit card."

"The most important thing is that people are okay."

Joey put his arm around Rose's shoulders and comforted him: "Even if your credit card is swiped, it's not a big deal. You have a stable job and you can pay back the money slowly."

"this……"

When Rose talked about this, his slightly improved pig-headed face felt a little embarrassed.

"What's wrong?"

Joey was puzzled.

Ross works in a museum and has always had a stable job and a good income. In the original time and space, he was Monica's high-paid chef and Chandler's high-paid IT talent. He was also said to be a trio of old friends who did not worry about money and had a high quality of life.

In stark contrast to them are Joey who is an actor, Rachel who is a waiter and Phoebe who is a freelancer.

Their income is low and unstable, and they often cannot bear to share the expenses of gatherings with old friends.

Although Joey loved his job, sometimes he had to admit that Ross's job was good, and people would look up to him when he went out to pick up girls.

Joey was dumped by his girlfriend once. The reason was that Joey didn't have a stable and serious job like Ross.

"He's probably out of work!"

Monica had a headache: "The mentality after getting rich suddenly, his own mania, what do you think will happen when he meets the museum director again?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless as they saw the scene before their eyes.

It must be the arrogant Ross. Once he turns around, he will completely slap his former boss in the face. This is the thought that most workers will have.

Not to mention that after Chuck's reminder, everyone knew that under Ross's gentle appearance, he actually suffered from very severe mania. Sometimes he couldn't control his anger at all and would explode at the first moment!

"You can apologize to the curator and say that's not you!"

Joey immediately snapped his fingers and pointed Ross in the direction.

"good idea."

Chandler shrugged and said with a smile: "It's a pity that you ignored the important point, which is that Monica is probably going to be pornographic."

“So it’s not yellow yet!”

Joey smiled and said: "It can still be repaired!"

"Do you know why it's not yellow?"

Chandler said with a playful smile: "The museum director is also a human being. After Ross won the big prize, he greeted Ross with a smile. No matter how Ross behaved later, the museum director has fulfilled his duty, that is, smiling.

Pull sponsorships, don't fall in love with any potential big donors, and let Ross do whatever he wants.

yes!

You can indeed say now that it was fake Ross, not the real Ross!

But with Ross’s face and Ross having no money, do you think the museum director will still greet him with a smile?

Does it make any difference to him whether he is a real Rose or a fake Rose?

Besides, the newspapers have published the cause and effect, and we know that the fake Ross also acted according to the real Ross's ideas.

If you ask me, it would be better for Ross to resign voluntarily, otherwise the future will definitely be very painful.

Unless of course the museum director also likes red roses~"

Ross: "..."

(End of chapter)