The Daily Life of American Drama Detective

Chapter 345 Texas Girl: What to do on Halloween? Chuck: Ask the omnipotent netizen!

"Chuck, give me a word."

Harvey, the man in the suit, was silent for a while and asked solemnly: "Are you really sure Laura didn't lie and you don't have any political leanings?"

"Laura didn't lie."

Chuck said: "I don't have any political leanings. You don't really think that being born in Texas means you are born with a gonghe? Is there an essential difference between a samari and a gonghe?"

"Okay, I believe you!"

Harvey, the suit guy, was immediately relieved.

He was really afraid that Chuck would have political leanings and do things that went against his own principles for his political leanings.

That means Laura might also be lying.

And if Laura is lying, he is making a big deal by helping to prosecute Joe Kent, a defender of women’s rights, an American son, an American hero, a Nobel Peace Prize winner, and one of the most popular members of the American Civil War.

So evil.

His boss Jessica was right in saying that if a person has political leanings, it is normal for his or her rational judgment to be affected in many cases.

Now that Chuck can say that there is no difference between Sarai and Gonghe, they are the same, which is enough to prove that Chuck's perspective is still a higher-level rational perspective, and the possibility of deliberately suppressing one party for the sake of the other has been reduced.

Reached the lowest.

After hanging up the phone, Chuck raised his decorative glasses and was about to go online to play chess with Anna when he heard the big Texas girl Lisa calling.

Chuck walked over and saw Lisa, a big Texas girl, lying flat on the bed.

"Boss, Halloween is tomorrow. Is there any new topic that you need my help with?"

Although the Texas girl Lisa was injured, she was more motivated than anyone else in scientific research and even took the initiative to challenge.

"Have a good rest."

However, Chuck saw her true state and shook his head.

Although she is a big Texas girl, her physical fitness is better than that of other female researchers, and she also has a brave spirit, and she has the courage to try anything.

But this kind of bravery also has its limits.

So even though she was injured, she still didn't want to recuperate. Instead, she wanted to play extra games for a special holiday, not because she really thought about it.

After all, she is just a human being, not a field!

And even if it is a field, when heavy machinery is used at full speed, only the materials will be completely scrapped.

She just wants to maintain her image as a brave and invincible Texas girl so that she can match him, the light of Texas.

"I'm fine!"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, had a smile on her lips and insisted in her eyes: "If I weren't afraid that you wouldn't like it, boss, I would have prepared it myself."

That’s right!

The biggest fun of Halloween is sex. For ordinary people, with the conditions of the Texas girl Lisa, any sex can really make people greedy. After all, such good conditions are there.

But Chuck is different.

Texas girl Lisa probably knows what type Chuck likes, but she can't figure out which one Chuck likes best.

This was their first Halloween, so she wanted to try to make it perfect.

She didn't plan any surprises either.

Because she knew that Chuck didn't like surprises, and as soon as she rolled her eyes, Chuck knew what she was thinking and couldn't hide it at all.

So in order to have a perfect Halloween experience tomorrow night, it’s better to consult Chuck in advance and ask for clarification.

“Ask the omnipotent netizens!”

Chuck felt the watch on his wrist vibrate slightly, raised his decorative glasses, said a word, and walked away.

"Ask the omnipotent netizen?"

Texas girl Lisa's husky-like blue eyes were stunned. She lay there, staring at the ceiling in trance for a long time, and murmured: "There are many weird netizens, and all kinds of weird and interesting ideas are indeed endless, but the boss is not there."

Do you like surprises?"

She couldn't figure it out, so she took out her mobile phone and posted on the Internet using her trumpet: "Perfect ferocious figure, beauty, what is Halloween? The target is a detective!"

After casually posting the post, she immediately called Professor Alicia Harper to discuss the issue.

Although they had only known each other for a short time, they somehow hit it off so well that they quickly became best friends.

She admired Professor Alicia Harper for being able to talk about real science with her boss, Chuck, during scientific research activities. That kind of collision of wisdom made her extremely envious.

Coupled with Professor Alicia Harper's good looks and temperament, her envy has directly escalated to admiration. Now she has relied heavily on Professor Alicia Harper's wisdom, and she subconsciously calls her best friend whenever she has any questions that require brainstorming.

consult.

Um.

Commonly known as being too lazy to use your brain.

"You can't even figure this out?"

Professor Alicia Harper, who was walking on campus, answered the phone. After listening to her best friend's story, she said speechlessly: "How did you become Chuck's assistant..."

"Alicia, tell me quickly."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, started to act coquettishly with her best friend, and she knew that Professor Alicia Harper liked her the most.

"All right."

As expected, Professor Alicia Harper couldn't stand the contrast and said with a helpless smile: "Chuck has a high degree of mysophobia. Most of the uniforms that most people wear for Halloween are temporarily rented in stores and have been worn many times.

Washed, or even unwashed, do you think Chuck would still let you get close to you in this uniform?"

"ah!"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, was shocked: "Yes! Why didn't I think of that!"

Halloween in the United States is also a lively holiday. Most Americans will wear uniforms on this day, including the whole family.

The key points are usually special uniforms for monsters and monsters. It must be very expensive to buy a set. If the whole family comes together, it will cost several times.

In order to win praise, it should be as different as possible every year.

Not to mention decades, even if it takes ten years as a period and then increases it ten times on that basis, not all families can afford this expense.

Um.

It can even be said that most families cannot afford it, or are not willing to spend such a large amount of money to celebrate Halloween.

So you can only rent it!

It perfectly solves the problem of being able to dress up in any outfit you want every year and the high cost of outfitting.

But this also brings a problem.

That's dirty.

Various types of clothing are worn by various people every year. Many people also like to wear them directly to play some exciting activities. God knows how dirty the clothes are.

In the original time and space American TV series The Big Bang Theory, the adult Sheldon not only loves Halloween, but also likes to participate in various animation festivals, and is particularly keen on classic characters from various movies and comics.

But they never rent, but buy a set directly, and most of them sew it themselves!

For this purpose, they also have special sewing machines, and each of them knows the unique skill of sewing all kinds of weird uniforms.

Think about it, if one of them has enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry, and they are willing to spend so much money on comics, figure peripherals, and a lot of various film and television comic uniforms, which are more than normal people's regular clothes, what if they don't really have no money?

If everything is custom-made, why would they buy their own sewing machines to sew their own clothes instead of buying rare peripheral uniforms with special meanings?

Their frequency of sex is much higher than that of ordinary people who only spend time on Halloween, and the cost of a single uniform may be dozens or hundreds of times the difference. Even if they are die-hards who are willing to pay for their hobbies, they really do not have the financial resources to support it.

Handicraft work has always been a helpless activity for homeboys.

"Let me see, let me see if the omnipotent netizens have responded to me. I want to know the answer right away and go order clothes as soon as possible!"

The big Texas girl was anxious. While shouting, she checked online to see if netizens had replied to her message.

Tomorrow is Halloween.

She needs to have a very good idea and then seize the time to customize it.

Fortunately, she was willing to add more money, so she didn’t think it would be impossible.

The key is to have an idea that is brilliant enough to impress the boss!

"My almighty netizens, leave a message quickly and let me choose!"

Professor Alicia Harper, who was walking on campus, listened to her best friend's prayers on the other end of the phone. She smiled dumbly and hung up the phone on her own initiative. But then she thought of the carousel that Chuck gave her and paused.

, with thoughtful eyes.

Maybe she should think about it carefully.

It's just that she was asked to directly tell her situation to Lisa, the big girl from Texas, and ask questions online. She, who is traditional and reserved, still can't do such a thing.

"Forget it, that's for tomorrow night. Let's think about it after school."

Professor Alicia Harper, who felt she could only rely on herself, shook her neck.

Although she is not as carefree as Lisa, the big girl from Texas who asks for help from all-purpose netizens, she also has her own advantages...that is, she can sew!

That’s right!

She had dreamed of being a good wife and mother, but with her IQ, she could easily master the household skills of a housewife, comparable to a professional tailor.

As long as she thinks of an idea and works overtime, she can come up with a Y uniform according to her own wishes at any time.

New Jersey.

St. Sebastian's Hospital.

emergency room.

"Oh..."

A slovenly man sat on the examination table and asked the emergency doctor to treat him. When the doctor touched his face, the slovenly man let out a careless cry of pain.

"No bruises, nothing, but it hurts like hell!"

Before the young male emergency doctor could say anything, the sloppy man had already given his own explanation.

"Unfortunately, pain and no bruising are typical symptoms of a cheekbone fracture."

Young emergency male doctor follows the instructions.

"That sounds terrible."

The sloppy man once again gave a heartless and sad response.

"Well, the bones feel fine."

The male emergency doctor continued to touch the sloppy man's face, and then asked: "Which hospital did you go to after the car accident?"

“Princeton Teaching Hospital!”

The sloppy man took out a discharge certificate from his pocket and handed it to the male emergency doctor.

"I'll prescribe you some antipyretic and codeine (antipyretic and analgesic)."

After reading the discharge form, the male emergency doctor told him his diagnosis and treatment results.

"I tried it, but it made me sick to my stomach."

The sloppy man said.

"There is also one called gabapentin, which is effective for specific pain."

The male emergency doctor thought about it and changed the medicine.

"That's great, I just can't sleep for a few days."

The slovenly man said happy words, but he deliberately lowered his head and there was no smile on his face.

"Gabapentin has no effect on insomnia."

The male emergency doctor shook his head.

"Oh, are there any other medicines?"

The sloppy man said disappointedly.

"Vicodin is the best choice for treating insomnia."

At this moment, the male emergency doctor finally said what the sloppy man wanted to hear most.

"Thank you so much."

The sloppy man, Dr. House, who was hiding his true identity, saw that the male emergency room doctor was under his control, and finally told him the medicine he wanted in a righteous manner, suppressing the joy of manipulating others and about to succeed. It was very dull.

Smile.

"Na!"

The male emergency doctor raised his finger and shook his head: "Unfortunately, our new rule is that we cannot prescribe narcotics to new patients."

"Why does the hospital have rules that don't allow patients to relieve their pain?"

Dr. House relieved his dissatisfaction a little.

"Only for narcotics!"

The male emergency doctor was looking at Dr. House with suspicion at this time, and explained in a serious manner: "We found that this can be used to deal with drug fraud!"

"Do you think I'm a drug liar?"

Dr. House pretended to be angry.

"I didn't say that."

The male emergency doctor had a hint of a smile on his face.

"Then give me Vicodin!"

Dr. House raised his voice.

"no."

The male emergency doctor shook his head.

"Because you still think I'm a drug liar?"

Dr. House wanted to try to catch doctors discriminating against patients.

"I told you, I didn't."

Male emergency doctors may not have very good medical skills, but they are very skilled in how to deal with patients and avoid responsibilities. These are core courses that must be taken before getting a medical license.

"No, you said your new regulations are to deal with fraudulent drugs!"

Dr. House still grasped this point and wanted to force the timid male emergency doctor to compromise: "You also said that I am not a drug liar, and hospital regulations do not apply."

"Rules are rules!"

The male emergency doctor was too lazy to deal with it anymore and acted as a repeater with an expressionless face.

"Gabapentin is used to treat nerve damage, but you are prescribing it for a facial injury. You might as well give a bandage to someone with a damaged carotid artery!"

Dr. House couldn't bear it any longer, and started to spit out venomous words: "Didn't the medical representatives of Purdue Company not treat you well, but offended you to death? Otherwise, how could you have resisted not only not taking the initiative to prescribe Vico to patients?

Ding, when the patient asked for it, why didn't you just agree?"

"you are a doctor!"

The male emergency doctor immediately understood Dr. House's identity as a doctor.

"If I'm not a doctor according to your clinic's rules, it's because I'm not stupid enough!"

Dr. House sprayed venomous words wantonly. When he saw the male emergency doctor, he directly called the security guard. He picked up the crutch and walked out: "Forget it, I'll get out of here!"

After leaving the hospital, he angrily knocked on the wall with his cane and cursed: "Damn Chuck!"

Since Chuck spoke out, Dr. Wilson, the female director, Dr. Cady, and the three duck men around him have all stopped prescribing medicine for him, trying to force him to voluntarily give up his addiction.

Of course he couldn't agree.

But this time, his good friends were firm. No matter what he said, he just disagreed. He had no choice but to follow the example of those drug cheats and go around to various hospitals, trying to cheat some Vicodin.

It's a pity that these methods have long been exposed by those poisonous insects, and ordinary doctors no longer dare to prescribe them so unscrupulously.

So there is a rule not to prescribe it to new patients.

In fact, House could wait a little longer and ask for Vicodin when he pretends to be sick for the second time, and he will most likely be successful.

After all, most doctors have received money from large pharmaceutical groups like Purdue, and they are eager to prescribe these addictive painkillers for everything.

But it is obvious that Dr. House, who only has 3% of the poisonous insect's "battery power" left, has no patience to delay the second performance after hitting the wall again and again.

Failure at the last moment again and again made him extremely angry, but he was helpless.

Because outside the Princeton Teaching Hospital, no one buys his account!

All right!

To be more precise, except for the people around him, good gay friends, romantic partners, and the three subordinates whose futures are controlled by him, no one is willing to buy it.

He could only scold Chuck secretly, and he couldn't even speak out about it.

Because he knew that once he said it, Chuck would immediately taunt him: "You can only be incompetent and furious at the people around you. You are really a poisonous insect!"

(End of chapter)