The Daily Life of American Drama Detective

"There is a new injury on her palm. It should be cut by something."

Chuck looked at the body and said, "And she's missing a piece of her fingernail."

"Ah! We found it."

Director Randy reminded: "It was found at the door of the RV above. The owner of the RV is named John Sigg. We haven't found him yet."

"That should be him."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, pointed to a naked man in an open jeep that had just arrived and parked at the door of the RV.

"You go to Peter Magnier's mansion first."

Chuck ordered.

"Okay, boss."

Lisa, the big Texas girl, smiled knowingly and walked away first.

She didn't want to watch the walking birds.

Especially after seeing the divine object.

"Let's go there."

Chuck greeted Director Randy.

"Hello, I'm Chief Randy Tischer, and this is Dr. Chuck Wolfe, our consultant to the police department."

Director Randy walked up to the open jeep and asked the man who was about to get out of the car: "Are you John Sigg? Are you the owner of this RV?"

"Yes, it's me!"

Johns nodded, glanced at Chuck, and smiled: "I didn't expect Detective Chuck to come to our place."

After saying this, what came to mind, his smile disappeared, and he worriedly said: "Director Tischer, could it be that a murder happened here?"

"Hey, how did you know?"

Director Randy, who was naturally dumbfounded, looked at him suspiciously: "Didn't you just come back?"

"Director Tischer, please, haven't you heard that gossip? Wherever Detective Chuck goes, there will be death!"

Johns glanced at Chuck and said carefully.

"ha?"

Director Randy was stunned there, subconsciously wanting to refute, but he was naturally dumbfounded, thought about it, and looked at Chuck: "What he said makes sense?"

"Aren't you now?"

Chuck didn't have any discomfort with being dubbed the 'Death Detective' the same as Death Schoolboy Conan.

"that's true."

Director Randy nodded, and under Chuck's gaze, he looked at Johns in the car: "There was a murder here last night. A woman was killed. Do you know anything?"

"It's actually true?"

Johns was shocked and said: "It's really too bad. This world is indeed full of all kinds of evil and negative forces. There shouldn't be any of this in the first place!"

As he spoke, he glanced at Chuck, his eyes seeming to say, Death Detective is indeed well-deserved.

"Do you know Vicki Deland?"

Chief Randy asked.

"I know a lot of Wei Qi."

Johns rubbed the back of his head: "But I don't remember their last names."

"Is the understanding you are talking about the kind I understand?"

Director Randy said in surprise.

"certainly."

Johns smiled proudly.

"No way?"

Director Randy looked at the naked man in front of him incomprehensibly: "How can someone like you attract so many women?"

"What am I like?"

Johns said dissatisfied: "Are you discriminating against me?"

"I'm not discriminating against you."

Director Randy looked at the naked Johns and couldn't help but remind him: "Sir, can you put on some clothes?"

"Why?"

John didn't listen and asked with a frown.

"Where were you in the early hours of last night?"

Chief Randy asked.

"I'm not at home, I'm in jail."

Johns explained.

"It's easy to check...but you ended up in jail like this?"

Director Randy has a strange look in his eyes.

"I brought clothes."

Johns took a jacket and put it on: "Specially prepared for going to prison."

"Just the top?"

Director Randy opened his mouth wide as he watched Johns put it on and walk down.

"yes."

Johns smiled and said: "I am a nudist. You must know that public nudity has a history of hundreds of years. Gentlemen, you have to get used to it. And physiologically speaking, there is no need to wear clothes at all. Wearing clothes is just a figment of people's imagination."

It’s just a man-made artistic behavior.”

"It's thousands of years of history to drink blood by consuming hair. Why don't you drink blood by consuming hair?"

Chuck said bluntly: "You don't need to wear clothes physiologically, so why don't you wear clothes in winter?"

"I don't wear them at home."

Johns wanted to argue.

As for the history of eating raw materials and drinking blood, it was dross. He didn't want to mention it more, knowing that it would make people regard the history of naturists like them as dross.

"You don't have children, do you?"

Chuck said bluntly: "You don't have a wife, right? I don't think so, otherwise you wouldn't be living in a trailer and still dare to go to jail with only your tops on. By then, you will definitely regret why you didn't put on iron pants.

.”

"..."

Qiangsi's mouth twitched, speechless.

It is true that he does not have a wife or children now, and he also understands what Chuck means. If he has a wife and children in the future, if he continues like this, and those child protection organizations find out, he will definitely go to jail.

This is different from the one-night tour of the prison last night.

As Chuck said, iron pants are definitely a necessity!

"Go over and see if you recognize the victim."

Director Randy looked at Johns's defeat and reminded him while suppressing a smile.

"All right."

Faced with such an upright Chuck, Johns' already well-honed naked speaking skills suddenly became no longer a matter of course. He crossed his hands in front of him somewhat uncomfortably. Hearing Director Randy's reminder, he breathed a sigh of relief and left.

past.

"He must be bragging, isn't he?"

Director Randy and Chuck walked side by side behind, complaining in a low voice: "How can he really know so many Wei Qi?"

"The world is so strange, and he is not bragging."

Chuck said calmly: "I know a friend who caused a conflict between two football players in high school. The reason was that one of them held a party and invited him. As a result, he laughed like a dolphin at the party the next day.

The school is full of red-sleeved recruits.

Another football player had a direct confrontation with the teammate who was inviting him to a party on the field because his girlfriend dumped him on the grounds that he was no longer suitable after meeting him in line.

Before he could get his ex-girlfriend back, he was depressed after returning home and couldn't understand it. His sister, who was in the same school as him, explained the connotation and truth to him as someone who had been through it personally. He was so angry that he exploded on the spot.

When he blocked the man after school and wanted to take revenge, and gritted his teeth and talked about how this man dared to touch Natalie, the man subconsciously asked strangely, is it Natalie Lyon? Natalie Smith? Natalie...

Helen? Natalie George? Or some other Natalie?

At that time, the rugby player, who had lost his girlfriend and sister, was shocked again. He subconsciously clenched his fists and threatened to ask this man how many women with his last name he had touched.

The result is naturally many, many.

Because this man’s schedule is already scheduled for three months later.

He’s even crotchless.”

"..."

Director Randy was stunned.

He originally thought that the naked Johns just now was bragging enough, but after listening to the story of Chuck's friend, he realized that compared with Chuck, this friend, this Johns was completely insignificant.

What kind of god is this!

"etc."

Director Randy, who had been stunned for a while, thought of something and quickly caught up with Chuck who was already walking to the murder scene on the beach. He looked at Chuck with an expression that revealed the truth: "Chuck, this friend of yours is you, right?"

Um.

He is a friend out of nothing, he is the director, how could he not understand!

"Do you think I'm the kind of person who accepts everyone?"

Chuck asked, "Do you think I'd be willing to open sewers for Desperate Housewives? Have a bachelorette party for a bunch of college sororities and play Ludo all night long?"

"Well."

Director Randy hesitated immediately: "It's really not you? Then who is your friend?"

Chuck was right. The Chuck he knew had a high degree of mysophobia and would never be able to behave like the King of the Sea.

"He is the Kryptonian Academic Master, Dolphin Lover, Eternal Kidney King, Public Enemy of Boys, Legendary Tuner, Supreme Conductor, Super Male Beast, Dedicated Real Man, and Professor of Mathematics. His name is Owen Lee."

Chuck said expressionlessly.

"..."

Randy, who was naturally stupid, was completely confused by this title that was more than Dragon Mother.

In the world of American TV series, the more titles you have, the more awesome you are!

He now somewhat believed that Chuck really had such a friend.

Because it is only reasonable for such an awesome god to be friends with Detective Chuck.

"what are you guys saying?"

John had already seen the victim, and when he saw Chuck and Randy talking behind him, he couldn't help but interjected: "I don't know her. In fact, when I parked the car just now, I thought you were Pete Mai.

Sent by Grenier to cause trouble!"

"Pete Magnier?"

Director Randy instantly looked at the mansion on the top of the mountain, winked at Chuck, and then asked: "Do you have a conflict with him?"

"It's not that I have a conflict with him, it's that he is causing trouble for us!"

Johnson said angrily: "This is our beach, a public beach that belongs to all New Jerseyans, not Pete McGurney's private beach, so why does he ask us to leave here..."

It turned out that after Peter Magnier bought the mansion, he discovered that he had been tricked. The beach below the hilltop mansion was actually occupied by a group of naked people.

As a tech nerd, I initially thought this would be the most beautiful ocean view room in my imagination with clouds of beauties and picturesque waves.

When he came over to take a look, there were indeed many beauties in his sight.

But after I actually bought it, I realized that the difference between reality and imagination was greater than the difference between a buyer's show and a seller's show.

This group of fat men and ugly women walking around here not only seriously hurt his eyes and polluted his spirit, but also made it difficult for him to sell this mansion as soon as he bought it, and caused his assets to fall instead of rising.

dilemma.

Therefore, Peter Magnier was very angry. As a young and energetic upstart in science and technology, he obviously did not have a good temper. He had repeatedly used various means to cause trouble for these Nuclearists.

Among them was the fruity Johns who drove an RV and settled on the beach.

Going to jail last night is an example.

Fortunately, this is a new technological upstart, not an old money family with sophisticated connections and resources. Otherwise, this group of Nudarianists would not dare to confront them, and they would have fled as far away as possible.

After all, the naked body is not legal in the first place, and it’s okay for a small circle to enclose the territory for its own cuteness. If you really meet a more serious person, and this person has the resources to be more serious, this small circle that is not on the stage has the risk of turning into fans at any time.

.

“Will all New Jerseyans come to this beach?”

Chuck directly exposed Johnson's pretense of public service to all New Jerseyans.

"yes."

Director Randy also reacted and echoed: "I have never been here. In fact, if I knew that you had changed this place into a nude beach, I would never have come here unless there was a case.

The vast majority of people make the same choices as us.

ah!

In this way, you said that Pete Magnier shouldn't trouble you because this is a public place in New Jersey, but what you did was even more outrageous than Pete Magnier.

At least it has a private beach. As long as we want to, it won't be a big problem to come and play occasionally.

But if you do this, most of us won't even think about coming here.

This becomes your private beach directly!

right!

A sign has been erected!"

Randy said, pointing to a sign erected not far from the victim's body, which directly read 'Nude Beach'.

"...We welcome everyone to come, but if you don't want to come, that's your own business."

Guo Nanqiangsi was a little embarrassed: "This sign is legal. Pete Magnier wants to drive us all away. We have submitted a proposal to the county to permanently attribute this beach to Guo Ti Beach. Soon,

It will pass, and it will be useless even if Peter Magniel objects again."

"I see strong emotions!"

Director Randy showed an expression that said he had seen through the truth, and looked at Chuck expectantly: "Chuck, maybe this is the motive for Wei Qi's murder."

"What motive?"

Guonan Qiangsi was surprised and asked: "You don't mean to say that someone deliberately killed this lady, and you want to use this to slander us and make our proposal abort, right?"

"It's possible."

Director Randy nodded, and then looked at Naked Johns with sharp eyes: "Maybe it was you who used this to slander Peter Magnier, and used the unknown circumstances of the murder to force rich people like him to move out of here.

In this way, your beach can be preserved without passing the proposal."

"Are you serious?"

Naked Johns said speechlessly: "You actually think we would murder a lady for such a ridiculous reason?"

"You may not have done it, but are you sure there won't be such an extreme person among your group?"

Chief Randy said confidently: "Detective Chuck said that criminal cases are caused by extreme emotions, but you group of Nudists are not recognized by the mainstream and are a small circle within a small circle.

Usually you can only sign up for a group to stay warm and huddle on such a beach. Now you are being suppressed and driven away by the upstart technology. Once the other party succeeds, it will be absolutely difficult for you to find such a place again.

Under such circumstances, is it strange that one of you would act in an extreme manner when emotionally agitated?

Chuck, are you right what I said?"

"right."

Chuck nodded straightforwardly: "The FBI's criminal records are supported by data. These are not recognized by the mainstream. In particular, they affect the mainstream understanding of ethics. A small circle that is suppressed by mainstream discrimination but has always existed stubbornly is most likely to produce extremists."

"We are all good people..."

Guo Nan Qiangsi couldn't help but become anxious when he saw that Chuck said this.

"Many people think they are good people, but the things they do may not be good in the true sense, but they still don't realize it."

Chuck shook his head: "For example, there used to be a small group of people who were more innocent and kind than you. They were just playing a game in the apartment. But if one of them hadn't been smarter and could calculate correctly as one of the few geniuses, the entire

Apartments would be blown up and they wouldn't even realize what they'd really done."

Guo Nan Qiangsi: "..."