The Daily Life of the Great Demon King

Remark 2: The skin is good, the inside is not flattering, and I don’t know if it is a man or a woman.

The source of this note is because succubus is a special kind of monster. They are not gendered like human beings. The last thing people see is the way they are transformed. The same succubus can be anything. The human form, male, female, old and young, fat, thin, beautiful and ugly, depends entirely on their preferences and aesthetics.

And their bodies are very ugly from the aesthetic point of view of the beauty of most people.

Remark 3: Anti-pornography and non-focused attention.

There is a...well, sad story behind this note.

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As I said before, all those who work in the management office are basically Xuanmen people, or at least they have something to do with Xuanmen, and know about demons and ghosts, but these are almost all civilians. They handle documents and organize files. Category. Among them, most of them are disciples with mediocre talent, average cultivation level, or beginners.

Using the framework of the current society, the headquarters of the management office is equivalent to the top universities in the top batch of universities, and the branches in the first-tier cities are the other ones in the top batch, and the next step is the focus. One book, two books and three specialties.

The succubus Chu Lao mentioned that the guy who had hatred with her was responsible for organizing the files. His name was Ban Chengyi, twenty-nine years old, and he was stuck between young and middle-aged. His situation is very common in this industry. He was born in a profound sect, but he is not a top sect like the three profound sects. It is ordinary, a bit of a family background, and has no talent in this aspect. He is almost 20 years old. It's just enough to be a beginner, and the theoretical knowledge is relatively rich, but the actual operation is so bad that it hurts. You can only draw a lowest-level talisman like this with good luck for months and months.

It’s impossible to go out in the field, and it’s easy to get the head away when you go out.

Therefore, I can only serve as a clerical post, responsible for handling the news from the above and the assigned tasks, and reporting on the work development on a regular basis, and usually contact the field staff or the police for work handover processing.

In the beginning, Ban Chengyi worked in the Xinan branch.

Because of historical problems and other factors, the outside society has developed rapidly in a short period of time, while the inside of the management office is still in the style of the last century, with the ability to transmit sound from thousands of miles, and shaking two legs without the ability. In person, what telephone, television, and computer look complicated and unreliable.

And a lot of materials are basically paper-based, and there is a dedicated area for files.

This is how people come from generation to generation.

Later, the data in the archives was piled up like a mountain, and I didn't know how many years of ashes had been piled up. What to look for, but if the age was a little longer, you would have to eat a lot of ashes. This is really too inconvenient, so the above requirements, in line with the present society, implement computerized office.

Because Ban Chengyi was obsessed with the Internet, he failed to enter university after graduating from high school at the age of 18, and because the management office was missing a record, he was stuffed in by his father at home.

"More money, less life, freedom, but also broaden your horizons." This was what Old Ben said at the time.

Ban Chengyi worked for a period of time and found that it was indeed the case.

He spends most of his time recording materials, that is, those files in the archives that have been piled up for unknown years. Anyway, there is no strict rule on when to get it right, so he just fishes for three days and hangs on the net for two days, playing games in his spare time.

About a year or so, Ban Chengyi is a logical one... Online dating.

In the game, he met a girl with a particularly soft and sweet voice. The two game characters formed a husband and wife. Using the husband and wife system, after half a month of pregnancy, he successfully gave birth to a very qualified humanoid rare pet, named Xiao Xiao Shaban, the son of his son all day long.

In addition, he also knew a brother, a very, very good one. When their whole family was chased and slashed by the enemy, he would drop from the sky with one sword and kill the enemy without leaving a piece of armor.

Later they became an iron triangle with a good relationship.

This situation lasted for almost half a year. Ban Chengyi was thinking about running with the game wife, and worried that the girl would be shy, so he brought good brothers together, and everyone was on the line.

The problem starts here.

...

On the day of the meeting, Ban Chengyi woke up before dawn, turned out all the clothes in the closet and tried a round, and tossed in the bathroom, and finally went out with a nervous heart.

He arrived at the appointed place half an hour earlier. After waiting for a while, he saw a girl with a petite figure, long hair shawl and a white puff sleeve dress coming by, looking sweet and pleasant, with a pink bag diagonally across his shoulders. .

Everything is the same as he imagined.

At that moment, Ban Chengyi felt that his heart was beating faster uncontrollably.

"Yes... Is it Huahua?" He stammered a little.

Game wife’s id is ‘Zhenhua’, and he likes to call her huahua affectionately.

The girl nodded, "Hmm." asked him again, "Are you Yicheng?"

Ban Chengyi nodded fiercely, and was about to continue the conversation. Suddenly a voice came in, low and sweet, intoxicating, "Huahua, Yicheng."

The two turned their heads and looked, only to see a tall and straight young man with a handsome appearance. I don't know when he stood beside them, dressed in a casual dress, with a tear mole at the corner of his eye, like a natural luminous body, a walking hormone. .

"Run?"

The youth nodded, "Well, it's me."

The game id of a hundred years old is ‘sneak out the door’.

Up to this point, it's just an ordinary under-line basis.

Ban Chengyi was immersed in the joy of seeing his wife and brother, but did not notice that her wife was blushing and staring at his brother, while the corners of his brother's lips were slightly raised and smiling at his wife.

After that, the three of them played and ate together, and finally sat by the river and watched the night scene.

It was almost like this. After two days, the three of them separated and went back to their respective houses.

After this meeting, Audio-Technica still stayed together often, but it was not the initial pattern. It became Ban Chengyi clinging to Huahua, and Huahua ran out of the house clingingly, and he was unstoppable.

It took almost a month before Ban Chengyi realized that something was wrong, and it was at this time that Huahua had a showdown directly with him, saying that she found that she liked sneaking out and proposed to break up.

At that time, Ban Chengyi's thoughts were-his wife and brothers got together behind my back!

But he was still sensible, so he ran out of the house and asked the matter clearly.

"Run, Huahua told me that she likes you."

"Ok, I know."

"What do you mean? Do you like him too?"

"Like it."

Ban Chengyi: "...QAQ"

It is false to say that it is not sad. After all, the wife and brother who treated him sincerely, the two who had the best relationship, each gave him a knife behind his back.

But Ban Chengyi had a very soft heart, and finally chose to forgive them.

Zhehua said: "I'm sorry..."

"I wish you happiness." After he finished speaking, he quit the game and voice directly.

It was strange to sneak out, "...what is he doing???"

...

More than half a year passed quickly, and Ban Chengyi finally emerged from the double betrayal of love and friendship.

During this period, his recording speed was obviously countless times faster. Later, he even moved his desk directly into the archives room.

He also cleared one-tenth of the data in the archives room.

When he came out of the shadows of the past, it coincided with the new game public beta, and one accidentally fell into it.

This time he learned his lesson and stopped looking for his wife, so that he would not get hurt, neither would his brothers. He walked alone in the rivers and lakes, and then found that...this river and lake can't tolerate a handicapped lone ranger ==

Just when Ban Chengyi was tortured by the extremely poor gaming experience and was about to retreat from the world to leave the game, the savior from the sky killed the hostile forces chasing him with one sword.

This picture is a bit familiar.

Ban Chengyi subconsciously looked at the other party's id-he was finally a hundred years old.

Not familiar words, Ban Chengyi breathed a sigh of relief, but also faintly disappointed.

Before starting this game, he actually secretly boarded a game account in the middle of the night one day, and wanted to see the two people, only to find that there was only one left in the friend list that sneaked out, and it was almost after he retired. Within a few days, the account never went online again.

Ban Chengyi didn't know what was going on, and after a long daze for the account, he quit the game and uninstalled the client.

...

Ban Chengyi said that he wanted someone alone so that he would not get hurt, but he soon became a good brother with a hundred-year-old. There was no way, the feeling of holding his thigh was so good.

However, his communication with the 100-year-old is basically limited to the game.

After half a year in this way, one day while chatting with the 100-year-old, the other party asked him where he is from. He hesitated for a moment, but still said. It turned out that the other party was in the same city as him!

Then I asked him to meet at the age of 100.

Ban Chengyi, who didn't want to talk about his body but was honest, finally agreed.

The next day, at the agreed place, he saw a familiar figure...

Sneak out!

mmp!

Ban Chengyi felt like a dog, turned around and wanted to leave.

As a result, the other party found him and came over while shouting.

The two of them went to dinner together and drank some wine in the meantime.

Ban Chengyi's drinking volume was really mediocre, and soon became drunk, and unconsciously ran out of the house to confide his grievances.

He sneaked out and took him to the riverside, which coincidentally was where the three of them had been.

Ban Chengyi became even more angry, "How can there be a brother like you, obviously... I know I like flowers so much... Flowers, and prying my corner! You pay me... You lose my girlfriend... Oh no, you pay me Wife..."

In a daze, Ban Chengyi heard a sentence, "Huahua? I think... OK, I will pay you one."

Ban Chengyi saw the familiar sweet face in a daze. He smiled at him and said in a sweet voice, "Hey, I will pay you."

Later, Ban Chengyi's memory was fragmented. When he woke up, he found that he was in the hotel, and there was a naked woman sleeping next to her, with suspicious traces on her body.

Ban Chengyi's mind was instantly frozen, and he was stunned.

Then something more terrible happened.

Zhehua, who was sleeping, woke up, sat up and waved to greet him, and then in front of him, a little bit became the appearance of sneaking out of the house.

...

"He asked me to pay him for the flowers at the time. I don't know where the flowers are. Fortunately, I remember the other person's appearance, so I became like that." Chu Lao took a breath of cigarette and exhaled a white smoke ring.

"After that, he was like a different person, he never gave me a good face, and he started to trouble me if he had nothing to do."

Feng Chu: "..."

Change me, I'll find you too!