The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The war between the strong gang and the cat group can be said to have started before the independent group was established. This is an underground dispute on a global scale, just like the grievances between the cultivators and the demon clan for many years. For thousands of years.

It is well known in the spirit beast circle that the strong gang and the cat group cannot coexist.

Over the years, gangsters have been hated by people for all kinds of bad behavior, such as they like to live in greasy, smelly sewers, don't care about their own hygiene at all, and use their bodies full of oil and bacteria to contaminate food , bringing deadly germs to every corner of the city.

How terrifying are cockroaches in the cultivation world? They have more tenacious vitality than normal cockroaches, and because of their strong reproductive ability, every practitioner will be defeated when encountering cockroaches. Many practitioners even choose to move directly after finding a cockroach nest at home. . Once the cockroach nest is found, within a few days, this group of cockroaches will cover every corner of the house, and as soon as the door is opened, you will see this group of dark things spreading their steel wings and flying around the sky.

Therefore, eliminating cockroaches and maintaining the environment of the comprehension world has become something that all cultivators need to work together to face. Cockroaches cannot be eradicated because they reproduce too fast, so at least they must be suppressed from the number of annual eliminations.

Now there is a dedicated cultivator's deworming guild on the market that is responsible for dealing with the pest problems of each household. The guild will issue tasks in the announcement hall according to the pest infestation situation in various places. The cultivators who accept the task will receive a watch-shaped soul collection The device is used to record the number of cockroaches eliminated, and the task is completed when the target is reached.

Once the task is completed, you will receive a certificate issued by the Huaxiu Alliance and a meritorious service reward for Xianyuan. According to the meritorious points, you can directly exchange for all the cultivation resources you want in the guild.

This matter sounds easy, but it is not easy to do. After several years of implementation by the Huaxiu Federation and the Pest Control Association, it is found that it is difficult to completely suppress the occurrence of pests with the power of cultivators alone, and it will cause some additional damage. Loss.

The main reason is that this large area of ​​insect infestation will make many cultivators who are going to perform the task choose to directly amplify the insect extermination, what's more, to kill the cockroaches, they even use the holy artifact level magic weapon... In the end, the cockroaches were exterminated. less, but with the extinction of the cockroaches, huge damage will also occur to the buildings at the same time...

Therefore, such behavior outweighs the gain...

After some deliberation, the Huaxiu Federation decided to start using some local spirit beasts to help clean up the pests together, and after this measure was implemented, the effect was surprisingly good!

A large part of the reason why the independent group can develop now is because of the support behind the Huaxiu Federation. There is a way out.

Of course, apart from the support of the Huaxiu Federation, another very important reason why the current scale can be achieved is that Li Zhengtan personally captured the leader of the Qiang Gang, Cockroach Wenqiang.

As the monk said, it was a giant cockroach that was as big as the palm of two adults when caught.

However, in fact, this is not the complete form of Cockroach Wenqiang.

Li Zhengtan put in a lot of effort to catch it. When Cockroach Wenqiang was caught, the girl just shrank in the corner and remained motionless. The nearby group of cats swarmed up and took down the weak Cockroach Wenqiang in one fell swoop.

And then there is no more... Cockroach Wenqiang is now imprisoned in the glass fish tank and cannot get out. After being caught, Li Zhengtan directly executed Cockroach Wenqiang by waterboarding.

Of course, it is impossible to soak Cockroach Wenqiang to death directly by soaking in water. This girl is the king of cockroaches, and it goes without saying that he has tenacious vitality. Even if it is useless to soak in wine, it can still live well. Therefore, Li Zhengtan was quick to think, and used contraceptive pills to turn them into contraceptive water, and soaked Cockroach Wenqiang in it for seven days and seven nights... directly sterilized Cockroach Wenqiang.

After learning that he was sterile, Cockroach Wenqiang was filled with righteous indignation: "You bully the strong too much!"

"You bastard...the country only opened up the second child, you have given birth to hundreds of millions, how are you?" .

Cockroach Wenqiang has a tenacious vitality. Considering that it cannot be eliminated directly, Li Zhengtan decided to simply raise it and make it out to the princes. As long as Cockroach Wenqiang is in its hands, all the nearby cockroaches will stop. And the most important thing is that Li Zhengtan can even use cockroach Wenqiang as bait to continuously attract the nearby cockroaches, and the cat group just needs to sit back and wait.

After Li Zhengtan saw the news about Fajian University, his mood was inexplicably ups and downs. It sat on the branch for a while, and then came to the goldfish bowl, staring at the fish in the fish bowl with its bright eyes. Cockroach Wenqiang.

Cockroach Wenqiang didn't care. It knew that Li Zhengtan had no way to kill itself, so he was very happy: "You found a way to kill me? You can't kill me. Your realm is at best the peak of the late foundation establishment stage. I have suffered a palm from the God Transformation stage before, and the other party thought that I had already been slapped into powder under that palm, God knows I am not dead..."

"I know." Li Zhengtan interrupted Cockroach Wenqiang's eloquent words, the latter just wanted to remind him not to waste his efforts, of course Li Zhengtan was very clear and understood.

"I'm here to negotiate with you. If you can agree to my request, I can even let you go." Li Zhengtan said to Cockroach Wenqiang while playing the piano.

"You want to let me go?" Cockroach Wenqiang couldn't believe it, its mouthparts opened and closed, and the two tentacles on its head trembled slightly after hearing these words.

"The premise is that you can complete what I ask." Li Zhengtan said.

"Let's listen." Cockroach Wenqiang's tentacles swayed rapidly, like two windshield wipers. It has this special habit when thinking about problems.

"A serial murder case, maybe you have heard of it. I know that you have subordinates in all places where human beings live, so can you find witnesses?" Li Zhengtan asked directly, also without ambiguity.

"Humans treat us as bedbugs and drive them out. Why should we testify about them?" Cockroach Wenqiang laughed.

"Every living being has the right to live, and you are no exception. But your fault lies in overbreeding. This will cause trouble for the rest of the living beings, so you must be killed. If you can find suitable witnesses, maybe This is a good opportunity for improvement." Li Zhengtan analyzed seriously.

Cockroach Wenqiang thought about it.

In the end, it agreed to the request: "I can try to find it for you, but I have to meet one of my requirements."

"any request?"

"In the past two days, you have fed me too much. I want to improve the food."

"Then what do you want to eat?"

"There is a villa in the eastern suburbs. The owner is a lover of crispy noodles. I want to eat his crispy noodles. You don't need the whole package, just the leftovers. You can ask someone to go to the nearby garbage station to look for plastic bags. , even a little crumbs are fine..." Cockroach Wenqiang began to salivate as he spoke.

When it was a little cockroach, it relied on these scattered debris every day to grow to its current size. And its offspring are several times larger than normal cockroaches.

So, why have southern cockroaches gotten bigger and bigger in recent years?

All of this started when Wang Ling fell in love with crispy noodles when he was a child...