The Daily Life of the Immortal King

After being assigned by Liang Wei, the old lady of the Pengci Gang had been crouching behind the haystack for a long time, and at the moment when everyone in the No. 60 Middle School approached, Wang Ling was locked at the first sight from Wan Junzhong.

This is just an ordinary old lady, without any realm, because of the loose skin of old age, the thick eyelids have been completely folded and drooped down to cover most of the eyes.

However, this line of sight could not stop the old lady from touching porcelain...

This is the object designated by the customer to touch the porcelain. The experienced old lady Dong has perfectly exerted her professionalism in touching porcelain for many years.

As one of the four elders of the Pengci Gang branch in Peiyuan District, although Mrs. Dong has no realm, she has been able to support Mrs. Dong to reach this point for so many years... Gradually she has become a major recognized by the handsome old man and the beautiful old lady in the gang. elder. There must be something special about her.

First, Mrs. Dong's eyesight is amazing.

After seventy years old, he still has accurate vision like an eagle eye. This is the ability that makes those ordinary old men and women with presbyopia awe everyone! It can quickly lock the porcelain touch objects specified by customers from the crowd, and accurately complete the retaliation activities.

Second, when Mrs. Dong was young, she was actually a scholar... Of course, Mrs. Dong felt that she had nothing to show off. But it is precisely because of this that Mrs. Dong's elder status has been consolidated.

From the moment Wang Ling appeared in sight, Mrs. Dong immediately estimated the speed and distance of each other's travel.

She estimated that the distance between herself and Wang Ling was 20 meters. Now, Wang Ling is walking forward at a speed of 6 meters per second... Then, as long as he is at the same time, at the same time, at a speed of 4 meters per second, he rushes out from behind the tree at the same time...

...

So, after two seconds...

Everyone saw an old lady staggering to Wang Ling, throwing away her crutches and grabbing Wang Ling's trousers. Convulsed all over, with a painful expression on his face.

Wang Ling did not expect that he would actually meet someone who touches porcelain. When he wanted to enter the gate of another world to save Old Man Li's group by himself, all the monsters that encountered him were turned into a pile of scum. That is to say, the seal on his arm is about to expire now, which limits a lot of power, and the old lady doesn't have much strength. Otherwise, if it is another two days, the seal will really expire...

Wang Ling thought to himself, this old lady will probably turn into a lump of powder in an instant...

Of course, Wang Ling didn't even think about helping the old lady up, the strength in his hands was always out of line. Besides, this old lady doesn't have any cultivation base. If she is not careful, it would not be very good to break her arm off.

"Grandma, are you okay?" Sun Rong squatted down and asked softly.

Although everyone in the No. 60 Middle School knew clearly in their hearts that this old lady came to touch porcelain on purpose... But the principle of this civilized society has always been that whoever is weaker has the right.

Now is the age of spiritual power information, and quality education has long been popularized among cultivators. Before this era, who would dare to touch porcelain at the feet of monks?

...It's not bad if you don't get chopped by a sword!

The old lady acted very realistically. She fell to the ground and twitched wildly. She didn't speak for a long time, as if she had an epileptic seizure.

It wasn't until Sun Rong and Lin Xiaoyu repeated the greeting no less than ten times that the old lady turned over tremblingly, pointed at Wang Ling weakly, and looked out of breath: "You! …”

"???" Guo Hao and Chen Chao were both startled, with black question marks on their faces.

This year's acting skills are indeed enough. But it seems... not very dedicated! Those old men and women who touched porcelain in the past used all their strength to drill themselves under the wheel. But now, let alone a car, he didn't even have two reeled bicycles, so he scolded Wang Ling face to face for touching porcelain in the dark and windy night under the bright moonlight?

Guo Hao pouted: "This old lady, you have to be reasonable. We didn't use any means of transportation. How can you say that my classmate touched porcelain?"

If it was the person who touched the porcelain, it was just an ordinary old man and an old lady, maybe they would be frightened and defeated in the face of Guo Hao's aggressive questioning.

But as the elder of the Pengci Gang branch in Peiyuan District, Mrs. Dong is worthy of being the old Mrs. Dong. Even Pengci must be different, reflecting the characteristics of the elders of the Pengci Gang. From the calm eyes of this old lady Dong, everyone in No. 60 Middle School seems to have understood!

...Obviously, this old lady is already battle-hardened.

Facing Guo Hao's loud questioning, he saw Mrs. Dong slumped on the ground, slowly stretched out an index finger, pointed at Wang Ling looking weak, and said, "It's him... it's him who violated me with coercion. !"

"..."

Coercive invasion...

Everyone suddenly came to a sudden realization-Fuck Nima! This is a new way of touching porcelain!

Guo Hao deeply supported his forehead, and sure enough, Jiang was still old and hot! No one thought that there are still people who can touch porcelain from this aspect.

"Otherwise, why not call the police?" Lin Xiaoyu was completely helpless.

"Call the police?" Mrs. Dong snorted: "Do you know how many people there are in the Pengci Gang? If you let this classmate lose money obediently, then forget about it."

"Then how much do you want?" Sun Rong sighed. Things that can be solved with money are not a problem for her at all.

The old lady stretched out a palm: "I don't want much, let me pay five million first..."

five million……

Although this number is not too much for Sun Rong, it is not something that can be taken out immediately.

Sun Rong has already seen... This old lady is not as simple as touching porcelain at all, she is just here to find fault!

"Why don't you go grab it?!" Chen Chao couldn't hold back.

After I finished speaking, I realized that I seemed to have said something wrong...

Now this old lady is actually robbing! Or the kind that eats people without spitting up bones!

Before the friends were overwhelmed, the old lady pointed at Wang Ling and said, "Also, I only want this classmate to pay. I don't want any of the other students' compensation. We are also professional when we touch porcelain!"

"..." Lin Xiaoyu felt that his three views had been refreshed.

This year, even touching porcelain has begun to pay attention to professionalism. This Qing Dynasty... is going to die!

"Let's call the police and put this old lady in jail by the way." Guo Hao sighed and said helplessly.

"Hehe... You still want to get me in? You're not too timid."

The old lady smiled mockingly: "Give me a reason first?"

Guo Hao rolled his eyes and said, "You grab my classmate's trousers indiscriminately when you come up. The so-called male and female don't get along. Although you are already old, you can be considered a woman for now, right? Do you count as molesting/child molestation? If the trouble is brought to the court of cultivation, this is a felony!"

Wang Ling: "..."

"..."

The corners of Mrs. Dong's mouth twitched violently.

Indecent... child molester? Your child is 1.8 meters tall? It's a giant baby! ?

Obviously, Mrs. Dong didn't buy it: "Even if you get me into the police station, I will be able to come out in two days. But you have to be careful, all over the country are the boundaries of my touch porcelain gang... This classmate If I lose this money, I will not pursue it. But if I can't accompany it, then this account will have to be collected by the elders of our gang in person."

"You dare to threaten us?"

Sun Rong gave Mrs. Dong a stern look. It was the first time she encountered Pengci and she was so rude: "Do you know that I am..."

What Sun Rong wanted to say was "Do you know who I am?", but before she could finish her sentence, Wang Ling took two steps forward, one sideways to block Sun Rong.

Because at this time, Wang Ling had completely read Mrs. Dong's memory clearly.

Since this was specially hired by Liang Wei and others to target him, Wang Ling certainly didn't want to implicate others.

After all, he has already thought of a hundred ways to deal with this rude old lady...