The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Yang Huai absolutely did not expect that the day when the curtain ended would come so soon. He was laughing wildly on the surface, but he was full of unwillingness in his heart. He couldn't imagine what kind of person he had offended.

Now his mind is full of the sound of heaven, which is the mental pressure given to him by the spirit of heaven - the endless electric sound rises and falls in his mind like roaring waves, making Yang Huai feel that life is worse than death.

He wanted to commit suicide, and even bit off his own tongue... But what was strange was that the tongue had just been bitten off, and it stuck together again...

The power of the law of life and death made it impossible for Yang Huai to rely on suicide to obtain relief.

But all the pain before suicide, Yang Huai will experience it twice...

The tongue is also the only "muscle tissue" that has not been touched all over Yang Huai's body, because in the end, Yang Huai will have to rely on his mouth to confess and repent, and the rest of the muscles will continue to be punished by power and heaven. shrinking. And only when Yang Huai really realizes his mistake, the punishment of heaven will end.

Yang Huai looked miserable, but what was even worse was that he was sent to the mahjong room of Songhai No. 1 Prison...

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The mahjong team was playing a new game before a prison guard sent Yang Huai to a special cell.

Today's game for the old devil, the evil sword god, and the lord of the Immortal Mansion, Cheng Yu, is—author killing!

This is a fan card game developed by an online writer. In the initial stage, each player has a different blood type according to the character card he chooses. In the first round, each player gets 5 cards, and draws 3 cards each round.

The character card chosen by the old devil: Jiangnan

Character blood level: 8

[Character Skill 1 (Blade Chain): During the card-playing stage, if Jiangnan plays three blade cards, it will be regarded as using the "Dragon Blade Knights" skill card once. All characters in the field must reveal their hand cards and discard 2 blade cards. If the discarded quantity is insufficient, 1 blood will be deducted. Can only be used once per round. 】

[Character skill 2 (Qi Ding Shen Lei): If Jiangnan gives up playing a card during the playing stage, it will be regarded as using a "Qi Ding Shen Dang Chang Shu" skill card, all blade cards in the field will be invalid for Jiang Nan, and the discarding card stage. And when Jiangnan draws cards in the next round, he can reveal the blade cards in his hand to draw the same amount of cards. Can only be used once per round. 】

The character card chosen by Cheng Yu, the lord of the Immortal Mansion: Celestial Silkworm Potato

Character Blood Rank: 7

[Character skill 1 (King of dragging): In the stage of playing the card, Tianshun Potato can deduct 1 bar of blood, and activate "King of Dragging" on any character. Only 1 card can be played. This skill is activated once every round, and the effect will not be canceled by other cards. 】

[Character Skill 2 (Limited Skill-Fire Lotus): Celestial Silkworm Potato can draw 2 cards from the discarded deck and the top of the deck at any stage. If the suits and colors are different, the "Limited Skill-Fire Lotus" will be activated. All characters in the game discard all cards in their hands and deduct 2 drops of blood. Note: Limited skills are only allowed to be used once. 】

The character card chosen by Evil Sword God: Where is it now...

Character blood level: 6

[Character skill 1 (a big stick): in the stage of playing cards, why can you designate a male character to have an on-site philosophical exchange with yourself during the playing stage, if you win the wrestling, it will be regarded as using a "big stick" once Skill, the loser will give all the cards in their hand to He Zai, and it can only be used once per round. 】

[Character Skill 2 (Blindness): At the stage of playing cards, why can you discard 2 function cards today and use the skill "I will not be able to cover my eyes again this day". After the skill is activated, all characters will be judged. If it is a card with a red suit, the action will be banned for one round. If it is a card of black suit, discard 1 function card, if there are not enough function cards, deduct 1 square of blood. Can only be used once per round. 】

The old devil shot at the evil sword god: "Blade!"

[Card Name: Blade]

[Card Type: Regular Card]

[Card function: sacrifice a blade, which can deduct 1 square of blood from the opponent, which can be offset by the blade]

Evil Sword God without eye shadow: "Drag!"

[Card Name: Drag Change]

[Card Type: Functional Card]

[Card function: can resist 2 blade cards, if the opponent plays more than 2 blade cards, 2 blood blocks will be deducted]

Cheng Yu: "No change!"

[Card Name: Unchanged]

[Card Type: Functional Card]

[Card function: can invalidate the effect of all function cards]

Evil Sword God without eyeshadow - 1 HP...

Evil Sword God: "Bai... Silver Federation!"

[Card Name: Silver Alliance]

[Card Type: Functional Card]

[Card function: 3 cards can be drawn from the top of the deck immediately]

The old devil: "Golden Alliance!"

[Card Name: Golden Alliance]

[Card Type: Functional Card]

[Card function: You can immediately draw 6 cards from the top of the deck. If someone plays "Silver Alliance" in the same round, you can take the drawn card as your own]

The old devil: "Give me back my pear clothes!"

[Card Name: Return My Pear Clothes]

[Card Type: Functional Card]

[Card function: You can draw 2 cards from the character's hand on the right hand side and keep them as your own. If the number of cards in your hand is insufficient, the same amount of blood will be deducted instead]

Evil Sword God looked like he was about to cry: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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At this time, two prison guards from the No. 1 Prison in Songhai City were detaining the laughing Yang Huai into the cell.

The old devil: "Huh? Why is there a newcomer here? Brother, is this person high enough?"

The prison guard brother smiled: "You are far worse than this person, but this is specially arranged by the Directorate General Zhuo to relieve your boredom. This person has some sequelae now, and now he can't stop laughing. The Directorate Zhuo said let me You guys think of a way."

Method?

The old devil was taken aback.

They're not teacher material...

What else can I do?

This is obvious, the rhythm of their hands!

"But isn't it good to do this?" Cheng Yu frowned.

He sensed Yang Huai's realm, and Yang Huai's realm was actually very weak, not at all as resistant as the evil sword god who didn't wear eyeshadow.

"Don't worry, you three. This Mr. Yang Huai cannot be beaten to death. It seems that a curse has been placed on him, which can guarantee that he will not die." The prison guard brother laughed.

Originally, only the leading cadres and some prison guards in the prison knew about this matter, and they were not allowed to disclose it. However, in order to ensure that Yang Huai's sequelae could be cured, before sending Yang Huai to the mahjong room, Odd Zhuo specially talked with the escort. The prison guard breathed a sigh of relief...and said that it's okay to let the people in the mahjong room know about it.

"Oh." The old devil suddenly realized.

refuses to die……

This is good!

They squatted inside every day until their bones were almost numb, and when they beat the Evil Sword God every day, they were afraid that they would strike too hard, and now they could not be killed... It seems that the Evil Sword God can take a few days off...

Before leaving, the prison guard handed a bottle of potion to the old devil.

"This is?"

"Powder eyeshadow, remember to apply it to the evil sword god when you apply it."

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