The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Expert Maozi spoke impassionedly, and he was obviously very confident in the whole plan. He posted his drawings in front of the video, and there were hundreds of them densely packed with various planning drawings, formulas and simulation experiments. Obviously, Maozi experts have been planning this plan for a long time, and there is only one chance to implement it.

Over the years, countries have actually been discussing the topic of alien cultural invasion.

What they have to face is nothing more than the collision between different civilizations. Whether it is the establishment of diplomatic relations as a gesture of goodwill or a rude invasion, sparks will be sparked by friction.

So how to control the spark through the existing means, prevent it from detonating, and turn the original cultural exchange into a nuclear bomb that brings global disasters. This is the problem that research institutes in various countries have been studying for a long time.

Obviously, the plan proposed by Maozi experts is a huge project.

"Why build toilets?" Someone asked.

"As we all know, our earth's aura is currently in a state of scarcity. Before finding an all-powerful energy source to replace aura, my plan is a sustainable development plan that can continue as long as there are human beings."

Maozi expert said: "We have to build a total of two billion Huashen toilets that conform to the ergonomics of the Huashen period. Although there are not so many global Shenshen practitioners, the upper limit is the Huashen period. , It is also for future considerations. Even the toilet that can not be broken even at the stage of transformation, the practitioners below the stage of transformation of the gods naturally have nothing to do."

"So, the first step of Mr. Elizabeth's plan is to build a toilet park and build two billion toilets that meet the standards of the transformation stage? What is this plan going to do?"

"Of course it is to prevent alien invasion and push the earth out of the solar system!"

After Professor Elizabeth finished speaking, the entire video conference room fell into a long silence.

They seemed to be unable to believe their ears, but they were indeed overwhelmed by the crazy and unconstrained ideas of Expert Maozi.

"Introduce the solar system? How do you deduce it?" After everyone was shocked for a long time, someone finally asked a key question.

Maozi expert analyzed solemnly: "Everyone's imagination is really bad! You should have some ideas in your head after hearing the idea of ​​the toilet park! I said before that there is a lack of aura on the earth now. Using compressed aura as a propulsion force is simply not enough for us to push the earth out of the solar system."

"Before I saw someone asking on the bullet screen, whether it is possible to push the real immortal-level powerhouses together to push away from the earth. From the solar system, even the power of a true fairy is hard to shake."

Having said that, Expert Maozi opened a picture.

This is a construction drawing of a huge propulsion device. Professor Elizabeth not only drew it in detail, but also marked the specific parameters quite well.

"This drawing is my preliminary conception." Professor Elizabeth said: "My preliminary conception is to let the practitioners of Golden Core stage and above all over the world go to the toilet park to go to the toilet together, using their own filthy aura as the driving force .Oh, by the way, there is another easy-to-understand name for filthy air, which is—fart!"

Everyone: "..."

"And the device you see can decompose and condense their dirty air in a short period of time to extract effective igniting substances. As we all know, the farts of cultivators are different from ordinary people. I don't know if you Have you ever passed a fart and tested it? Apart from some harmful substances in our farts, they can actually be recycled as energy.”

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"Ordinary people's farts are composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 3% oxygen, and 1% other, while the farts of our cultivators are based on the above, with an extra low content of The components of Yin Lingqi. These Yin Lingqi, that is, the exhaust gas we produce when we practice kung fu, the higher the cultivation level, the more content it contains..."

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"So as long as the concentration is high enough, we can use the yin aura expelled from our body to combine with methane as the energy source for the injection device. Finally ignite the earth! Break out of the solar system! Find a new sun and start a new life!"

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"Oh, by the way, the implementation of this plan may take a long time, and it may take our children and grandchildren to complete it together. But this plan is a real national plan! And this plan will also help promote the global sweet potato economy. For a long time to come, the sales volume of sweet potatoes will reach its peak! I’m so humble, I’ve even thought up a promotional slogan! ——Eat sweet potatoes together, the whole family will be awesome! The Wandering Earth Project...you deserve it!"

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At this point in what Expert Maozi said, all the experts from various countries in the video conference were stunned by these appalling remarks... They were so frightened that they even dropped their fountain pens...

Wang Ming silently turned off the monitor, and had deep doubts about his own life...

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Friday, September 1st, the nineteenth day of summer vacation.

On this day, Chen Chao, Guo Erdan, and Xiao Peanut, the No. 60 Squad who visited the Zhan Hu Bureau Internet Cafe earlier, were all overwhelmed with excitement.

This time they were able to successfully fight against the star master of the Shinto planet. Chen Chao and the others all made contributions, and Guo Ping said in the game before that after the game is over, they will receive rewards from the Zhanhuju Internet Cafe.

Now that the words have been spoken, it is natural to complete the scene.

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal was not a stingy person either, he directly ordered three identical holographic game pods online and delivered them to the three people's homes early in the morning.

The parents of several people were all stunned... They didn't know when their son contacted Zhan Suju on the car, and the sect master even asked them to send the latest holographic game cabin on the market to their homes. The holographic game cabin, this one costs several million!

Chen's parents thanked and asked the staff who came to install in a low voice: "Will this...will affect my study!"

"Elder, don't worry, the machine is custom-made by the head of our sect. Before the college entrance examination is over, there is a time limit for using the machine every day. And there is a game called "Fengxian County" in it. There are other ways to play other games. Of course, if they are bored, they can wait for the fire in the game to burn out, the dog to finish licking the noodles, and the chicken to finish pecking at the rice...they can continue playing.”

Chen's parents: "..."