The Daily Life of the Immortal King

What awaits Huang Youliang next is not the three trials in the prison, but the old devil's family law service.

Because the mahjong group has joined the atonement class, their final decision will also be delayed.

Now the old devil, the master of the Immortal Mansion, and the evil sword god have all lived in prison for a while, and it feels like home here.

Everyone inside is talented, and they speak nicely...

Their daily work now is to be responsible for some crops in the prison and help General Bai secretly deal with some wanted criminals. These can accumulate merit points. When the final judgment is made, they will consider commutation according to the merit points. .

There is a saying that it is impossible to work part-time, but the sins of the three are too serious, and I am afraid that they will spend the rest of their lives in prison to atone for their sins.

But the old devil is an optimist, with a strong psychological adjustment ability. He is in charge of food and drink in the prison, and he will be fine living here all his life. He only wanted General Yi to fulfill his original promise, activate the wheel of time, and find the reincarnation of his girlfriend.

It takes time.

Government agencies, they all know... It's like the sloth in Zootopia.

So it takes a long time to go from process to approval, the old devil and even himself need to be patient, there is no rush.

Generally speaking, life in Songhai No. 1 Prison is quite comfortable.

Plowing and laboring, working at sunrise and resting at sunset.

Even if the meridian is blocked, he can occasionally receive tasks assigned by General Bai to deal with a few heinous criminals.

They had just been on mission a few days ago.

The target is a rainy night pervert who likes to act on rainy days with his hairy legs exposed and a red raincoat on. This man's movements were extremely fast, and the weather was covering him. Many girls were caught, and before he realized it, he was pregnant...

When the mahjong group found the rogue in the rainy night, three people surrounded the rogue.

"You...haven't you already..." The pervert who was arrested was stunned, and he didn't expect this situation at all.

But that was all done a few days ago...

I've seen a lot of this kind of old devil and others when they came into contact with the dark faction, and I feel like my hands are dirty by catching these people.

However, this is also a helpless move. The road to redemption is long and difficult.

...

On this day, the old devil and Cheng Yu in the super cell were studying makeup techniques, and Xie Jianshen without eye shadow was a weak chicken when he performed the task, so they had to improve their skills.

And this application was approved by Warden Liang.

Warden Liang gave them a sack of cosmetics, which contained everything.

"So full?" Untying the sack, the old devil froze for a moment.

"They were all seized by the airport. I asked one of my colleagues at the airport to ask for it." Warden Liang said calmly.

Prisoners are also human beings, so they naturally need some entertainment. In addition to fighting the landlord and playing mahjong, the old devil and the others are also developing other self-entertainment projects in the prison. A good show of three women in the prison is quietly unfolding .

But there are three big men in the mahjong group, it's really the first time for me to put on makeup...

"How to use it?" Cheng Yu asked.

The old devil picked out a few cosmetics. He had never worn makeup before, but based on his impression of the cosmetics in his ex-girlfriend's makeup bag, he could vaguely distinguish lipstick, BB cream, eye cream and the like.

While picking something, he suddenly thought of it, among the three in the mahjong group, he seemed to be the only one who had talked about a girlfriend...

"Try it first, this is lipstick, put it on for him first."

"Aren't you practicing eye shadow?"

"Anyway, it's just for fun, just draw whatever you want."

So after the two made up their minds, they began to fiddle with the evil sword god's face.

The evil sword god who doesn't wear eye shadow is the same as the angry little daughter-in-law, and they let the two fight together.

A few minutes later, the Evil Sword God, who had already put on lipstick, put on a wig, painted on eye shadow, and put on blush, officially appeared.

"I think it's okay." Cheng Yu commented.

"Well, at this level, it's infinitely close to that of Sister Michun." The old devil nodded.

But soon, the two frowned, because they found that the eye shadow was not effective, and the evil sword god did not change his personality because of their makeup.

"Did you paint it wrong?" Cheng Yu had a headache.

"Everything is difficult at the beginning, come a little bit."

The old devil squeezed the face of the evil sword god: "The old evil is quite cute like this, don't you think?"

"Emmm..." Cheng Yu stared at the face of the evil sword god and took a closer look.

"Old Cheng, just admit it. Do you like Lao Xie? I can already hear your heartbeat." The old devil smiled treacherously.

"Heartbeat???" The Master of the Immortal Mansion was a little confused.

Indeed, there was a strong heartbeat vibration in the air, but it was definitely not from him.

Whose heartbeat is this?

Just when several people were wondering, the door of the special cell was opened, and a prison guard escorted the former Huang Youliang in, and stomped inside.

"Hey, there's a newcomer again!" The old devil was overjoyed, but when he saw this person's face, his old face turned black immediately.

At this time, seeing the old devil and the others, Huang Youliang was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he couldn't even stand upright. He kicked on the ground and kept shrinking back; "You...don't come here!"

old devil...

The master of the Immortal Mansion...and, the Evil Sword God!

He was sure he read it right!

What made him even more horrified was that these three people were still in the same cell...

Huang Youliang's heart was beating extremely fast, and he was so nervous that he was almost suffocating.

He now extremely regrets the random comments he posted on the Internet.

Unfortunately, there is no regret medicine in the world...

"It's you... You said that this seat is a Teddy in heat?"

The faint voice of the old devil melted into the air, the voice was not loud, but it gave people a great sense of trembling.

However, before the interrogation was over, Huang Youliang was already foaming at the mouth and passed out.

Cheng Yu: "Do you want to wake him up?"

The old devil waved his hand: "It's okay, there are quite a few people who sent us vans today, and they all posted some inappropriate remarks on the Internet. You can call them keyboard warriors, or you can call them sailors."

Here, as soon as the voice fell, someone outside the door seemed to deliver...

These are all keyboard warriors that Jingke caught along the network cable, and now they are all handcuffed and lined up outside the special cell door.

Seeing such momentum, Cheng Yu was shocked: "So many people?"

These people cried into a ball, burst into tears, trembling with fright.

Just in front of them, there are already twenty-six of them, and the number is still increasing.

For the first time, the prison became so lively.

Even this number is too much... In less than 15 minutes, there was already a long queue at the door of the special cell, and the number of people soared to more than 100...

Cheng Yu was deeply shocked: "This is, the Internet navy..."

The old devil snorted and opened the prison door, and took a step forward. All the keyboard warriors knelt down and begged for mercy: "I will reflect deeply and listen to the command of the governor!"