The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The first time I met Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal, Wang Ling was actually very young, but what surprised Wang Ling was that the seeds of this fate had already been planted in the dark since he was four years old. .

Cultivation forum...

This kind of place that specializes in commenting on gossip in the cultivation circle is indeed a place where the suzerains and main responsible persons of all major sects will patronize. But that group of people really read novels? Or read online novels? Everyone couldn't believe it.

And they remember that it is very troublesome to register an account on the cultivation forum. Many questions have to be answered correctly, all of which are related to cultivation knowledge, and these questions have a time limit. There are a total of 100 questions, and only 80 of them can be answered correctly to get the registration invitation code.

Although the topics seem to be many, if you are a senior practitioner, you can choose them with your eyes closed.

Right now, it is obviously impossible for them to win over that thirteenth lady. She is a god on the reading website... unless Dad Chen uses his own savings, but Dad Chen is sure that he will take the money out by himself , the back feet have to be chopped off by my mother-in-law and kneel on the washboard.

Father Chen propped his forehead with his hand, he knew that it might not be time to give up now: "Come on, let's give it a try for the last time. First register an account and start. I will answer. If you don't know the questions, you are responsible for searching for me." Dad Chen still trusts the hand speed of these group leaders. After all, they are all single now, and the hand speed of decades is not impressive...

In the era of universal cultivation, the age of being single has also become longer, because the lifespan of practitioners has generally increased.

The lifespan of the foundation building period can last 200 to 300 years, and these few people in front of them are all golden bachelors who are nearly 100 years old.

"That's the best thing to do! Let's give it a try!" Lin Gang was also encouraged by Chen's father, and just like that, a group of people started to register accounts on the cultivation forum.

Father Chen clicked on the registration page, and a hundred questions appeared in front of his eyes instantly, a total of fifty true-false questions and fifty true-false questions.

The difficulty of the questions is also progressive.

The first question (multiple choice): Excuse me, when the staff of the Cultivation Forum comes to the door, which sentence should the staff express their identity?

A: Chris closes the door

B: I'll come to your house to fix the air conditioner

C: Hello, this is the staff of the cultivation forum, job number: XXX

D: I, Lu Benwei, really didn’t cheat

Father Chen deliberately didn't answer, then looked at the time, the two-minute time limit had already begun.

"How is it, is it difficult?" Lin Gang asked.

"The difficulty of the question is said to be progressive. This first question is considered safety common sense, and it is still very easy." Chen's father replied.

The first question was relatively simple. Dad Chen chose "C", and then immediately jumped to the next question.

The second question (multiple choice): Wang Xiaoming is an early stage cultivator in the foundation building period. He accidentally fell off the purgatory cliff during an experience. It is known that Wang Xiaoming's weight is 90KG, and the depth of the cliff bottom is 10,000 meters. During the fall, Wang Xiaoming broke two crooked-neck trees on the cliff during the fall, and accelerated again. In addition, Wang Xiaoming tried to catch the ledge on the cliff during the fall, but failed repeatedly. May I ask what is the final cause of Wang Xiaoming's death?

A: Frightened to death

B: Fall off a cliff and die

C: Hit a tree and die

D: poisoned to death

Father Chen: "..."

Wang Ling: "..."

Chen Chao: "..."

"Damn it! This is a human-made question! The degree of difficulty is more than a little bit higher!" Dad Chen held his head and couldn't help complaining. He felt his brain hurt.

"Choose D!" On the other side, Lin Gang quickly found the answer with his own hand speed.

"Why D?"

"Purgatory Cliff! The entire cliff has been poisoned by poisonous miasma all the year round, and it is extremely poisonous. He will not die if he hits a tree twice to slow down and buffer. But after falling into the bottom of the cliff, he will definitely be poisoned to death." Lin Gang explained.

After listening to it, Father Chen realized that he was running out of time, so he quickly answered.

Then came the third question. In order to save time, Dad Chen also read the question while reviewing the question.

Question 3 (True or False): As we all know, the soul replacement technique in the magic way is a powerful magic way secret technique. The soul of the person who performs the technique will be replaced with the nearest neighbor in a short period of time. Only the third person can kiss Only one of them can break it. It is known that Wang Xiaoming's girlfriend and mother-in-law are watching "The Temptation of the Devil", but this disc has been engraved with magic circles by Mo Dao.

Just after the male protagonist of the TV series said "You are so coquettish", the two of them were hit by the "soul replacement technique". In order to break the trick, Wang Xiaoming was quick to use his wits, knocked out his girlfriend's body, and kissed his mother...

I would like to ask: Will Wang Xiaoming survive after this incident?

Father Chen: "..."

Wang Ling: "..."

Chen Chao: "..."

Soon, Lin Gang found the answer: "Choose No for this question!"

Father Chen: "My girlfriend's physical body belongs to my mother. He knocked her out and kissed his mother, which means kissing his girlfriend. Isn't this operation correct?"

Lin Gang: "The explanation given on the Internet is that he knocked out his own mother for his daughter-in-law. After the mother woke up, she started arguing with her daughter-in-law. The male lead was overwhelmed and jumped off the cliff to his death... Oh yes, the second question above , has already given the answer.”

Father Chen: "..."

Wang Ling: "..."

Chen Chao: "..."

...

So, when Dad Chen finished answering all the questions, it was already six o'clock in the evening.

Because Dad Wang's updates are very powerful, there are a lot of monthly tickets during this period, but there is still a gap from Zhuge who is at the top of the list. Gap now: 50,000 votes...

Dad Chen and the others glanced at the list and knew that Zhuge had already made an official effort. After 11:30 in the evening, Zhuge would probably continue to make another wave to ensure his position.

"This is the last resort."

Father Chen went directly to the Cultivation Forum, spent a few hundred yuan to become an annual member, and then posted the promotional copy of the novel he had prepared before to this Cultivation Forum, and attached a link to the original novel and the free text of the first few chapters .

Unexpectedly by Chen's father, his post got a reply soon.

Han Ren, the patriarch of the Tianxuan Sect: "Fuck!? These days, novel advertisements are all here on our cultivation forum? The administrator doesn't care? @我起名猫叔"

My name is Uncle Cat, and I am the ID of the administrator of this forum.

And soon, more and more people began to call this Uncle Cat and asked to delete the post.

Star Killer Sect Master Song Kaihua: "I don't read online novels, the routines are all the same, the most boring. Delete this post soon! @我起名猫叔"

Badi Jiaojiao advocates Zhide: "There are still people who dare to advertise in our forum? @我起名猫叔"

...

"What should we do... Shall we withdraw it first? Repost it later? If this ID is blocked, we will answer in vain. Even if it is banned for a few hours, it is not worthwhile." Lin Gang saw the situation Not good.

"Wait a little longer..." Father Chen was also very nervous.

A few minutes later……

The administrator named Uncle Cat showed up.

He posted an answer: "Ah... sorry everyone, I'm late to answer, mainly because I just read this novel... I actually think it's pretty good..."

Many people questioned Uncle Cat's answer: "???"

But soon, Dad Chen saw that the previous few people who asked to delete the post all deleted the original answers.

Han Ren, the patriarch of the Tianxuan Sect: "Damn it! It's really pretty! Don't delete this post! I want to see it!"

Badi Jiaojiao Zhide: "It's actually different from the online novels I know? You can study it..."

Song Kaihua, the suzerain of the Star Killing Sect: "En...it smells so good!"

Father Chen. Lin Gang: "..."

Wang Ling: "..."

Chen Chao: "..."