The Day I Checked In In the City
Chapter 357: I have **** with my wife
Li Xu has no interest in or cares about these old-fashioned white people, he just came to stroll around and see the world.
The lights were feasting, and the voices were full of people. On both sides of the road, there were many vendors who set up stalls and many craftsmen playing juggling.
From time to time, three wheels or motorcycles passed through the street, causing bursts of loud shouts.
Li Xu strolled around for a while, there was nothing particularly interesting or scenery, just snacks, beer stalls and the like, so he was ready to change streets.
Just as he walked to a slightly dark alley, there was suddenly a groaning sound from a slightly old man.
Then there was another burst of swearing and swearing. Li Xu listened carefully, and it turned out to be in English.
After a few seconds, an old blond white man staggered out of the street cursing.
The old man's clothes were a little wrinkled, and he didn't look clean and tidy.
After all, it's almost like a homeless person.
Not quite like European and American tourists who come to travel.
The old man came out of the alley and saw Li Xu standing at the entrance of the street at a glance. He frowned slightly, didn't pay attention, took a staggering pace and walked into the distance.
He was still cursing.
When he passed by Li Xu, a strong body odor mixed with the smell of sweat rushed to his face, causing Li Xu to hold his breath.
Really intoxicating!
Li Xu originally thought it was a fight in Thailand, but he saw a sloppy white old man.
It is said that there are many white people in Thailand, and it really lives up to its reputation, and there are any corners.
The place where the old man went was exactly where Li Xu was going, so he slowly followed. Randomly look at the surrounding scenery.
After walking about five or six hundred meters, the whole street suddenly became brighter and brighter than the previous street, and both sides of the street were also full of scantily clad young women.
There is beauty and ugliness. After all, not all Thai women do not meet his aesthetics. There are still a small number of fair-skinned girls with barely attractive facial features and slender statures.
He knew that he had finally arrived at the Pattaya night scene, Thailand's famous entertainment paradise.
Looking down the long street, in addition to various outside stalls, the most common ones on the street are rows of Thai women in exposed clothes and breasts.
Before the people arrived, an extravagant atmosphere had already permeated.
When the two Thai women on the street saw Li Xu approaching, they approached and tried to pull Li Xu's arm, but he nimbly avoided him.
It's not that he is fake, but the looks of these two are really not aesthetically pleasing.
Just when he avoided these two people, what surprised him was that the old white man he had seen before had already hugged a Thai woman.
Damn it!
Does this woman have rhinitis? This is bearable.
Li Xu shook his head, unable to understand.
After walking two steps, he found a bar, and Li Xu stepped into it.
I ordered a cocktail, watched the hot performance on the stage, and tasted it slowly.
Not as fun as imagined.
The women here are quite open-minded, but their looks really don't meet Li Xu's aesthetic.
It's not as good as the **** after plastic surgery and hormone therapy.
After drinking for a while and rejecting a few Thai girls who came to chat with him, Li Xu was ready to leave here after signing in.
Today I only checked in twice during the day, once when I was watching the crocodile cave.
An animal affinity bonus card has been awarded, which can increase the affinity for animals within an hour and make animals feel trusting to the host.
Use five times, each lasting one hour.
It's a pretty good card. When you have the opportunity to go to the African savannah for a wave in the future, you can get close to nature unscrupulously.
The second time I checked in was when I was playing on the beach in Langkawi, and was rewarded with a cutout **** tulle swimsuit.
Cough, this appearance is a bit wrong, Li Xu blushed and threw it into the inventory.
Dirty!
Li Xu was talking about the system.
There was one more time left. Considering that it was getting late and there was nowhere to go, Li Xu planned to sign in directly here.
"The sign-in is successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining an X estrogen gene medicine injection. After using it, the user can slowly change his hormone secretion state within a month, and the user will gradually become feminized! This medicine is too advanced to analyze and copy."
This, Li Xu was a little stunned, he looked around, looked at and looked at in horror.
Being able to sign up for this reward means something. It means that there is a human being around him, or that he has just been in contact with a human being.
Ma Dan, the few women who came to chat with them just now were designated as human beings.
Li Xu didn't dare to think about it.
After calming down for a while, Li Xu left the bar in a bit of fear.
With the impact of this incident, he didn't dare to look at the women around him. Who knew which one was male and which one was female.
Women can't watch it, but men can watch it, right?
too naive.
When Li Xu saw two men walking into a club in a friendly way, his mentality really collapsed.
Is this a man's paradise for riding a horse?
The wind was blowing under Li Xu's feet, and he fled from this seemingly romantic, passionate but dangerous place.
Innocence matters.
Back at the hotel, Li Xu secretly decided that he would never come back to this so-called holiday destination Pattaya in the future.
The sea breeze was blowing, and the next day the group finally rushed to the long-famous Phuket Island.
Ji Xiaoxi changed into a separate swimsuit, revealing her tight and slender waist. She brought this dress herself. Li Xu didn't let him wear it last time, but this time she secretly put it on.
Li Xu got angry when she saw it, and threw her a bath towel directly; "Put it on, I thought it was a child."
Ji Xiaoxi pouted and hummed, "Old feudalist!"
But at the end of the day, she still put on a bath towel honestly, so she can't provoke too much, this little dad is ruthless! .
There are free items in the seven-day tour package, but more items are extra charges, such as diving, surfing, jet skis and other high-priced water entertainment.
Now that you're here, you have to experience it.
Many of the group are newlyweds, and naturally they like this kind of sports. There are still many people who go to play. The Thai tour guide estimates that they have a share, and they are very enthusiastic to help contact the diving instructor.
Li Xu's experience of diving is fake, but secretly signing one is real.
When it was his turn, he started the system check-in in his mind while putting on the auxiliary tools as instructed by the coach.
"Sign in successfully, congratulations to the host for obtaining a pair of simulated fish gills. By wearing this device, you can breathe freely underwater for five hours. Please pay attention to the host."
This bullshit.
After the installation of the diving equipment, the instructor taught him how to dive, how to float, and how to transform his breathing.
It's still very difficult to learn, after all, he doesn't know anything about this.
After Li Xu was Ji Xiaoxi, the little girl had more fun than Li Xu, and she did not forget to ask Li Xu to take pictures of her.
Naturally, Li Xu would not let her down. He captured many moments with beautiful scenery and lovely expressions.
The project time was not long, so Ji Xiaoxi was somewhat unhappy.
But there were a lot of people lining up behind, so he didn't need to let Ji Xiaoxi play one more time.
When she went back, she took time to drive her yacht with her for a self-driving tour. The little girl wanted to play wherever she wanted, and for as long as she wanted.
The amusement time in Phuket is the most enjoyable part of the whole Xinmatai tourism.
It is a pity that there is only one day, which also includes sightseeing on several islands. The schedule is very compact, which is far less comfortable and enjoyable than traveling by car.
While everyone was visiting the island, Li Xu stood on the coastal beach of the sightseeing island and silently activated the sign-in system.
"Sign in!"
"Sign in successfully, congratulations to the host for getting a coconut tree. Please pay attention to the host to check it!"
Li Xu chuckled lightly, not too lazy to complain, so he checked in directly with a friend.
"Sign in!"
"The sign-in is successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining a miniature private island in the South Pacific. The country where the property belongs is Polynesia, and the registration procedures have been completed. Please go to the host in time to receive it."
Li Xu was a little stunned after hearing this, and deliberately looked at the contents of the sign-in reward. That's right, the system gave him an island for the first time.
Excited beyond words!
From now on, he is no longer Brother Li, nor is he Dong Li anymore, everyone can call him Island Master Li!
The shadow of the peach blossoms flew off the sword, and the tide of the blue sea pressed the jade flute!
Just thinking about it makes me excited!
It's a pity that he is outside now, so he can't be arrogant. He can only adjust his emotions and slowly return to calm.
The last project is to return to the seaside beach of Phuket for free activities.
As the sun went down, several newlyweds came to Li Xu's side.
They had asked Li Xu to take pictures before, and they knew that he was good-looking and professional, so they came over again.
At this time, the setting sun reflects the clouds in the red sky, reflecting the dense rays of light; the waves on the azure sea are cascading and surging, drawing strips of white ribbons.
This scene here is a good time to take pictures.
Li Xu readily agreed.
Since everyone is gathered together, it means that they are destined, so I can help if I can.
By the way, he also took a fair look at the graceful figure of the newlywed wife!
Um?
Oh, that's wrong, he can also practice his photography skills honestly!
"Come on, beauty, you fart, ah, poke your hips, yes, yes, no, come down, let me come!"
"You have to put your arms around your wife's waist, look, that's right!"
"Honey, don't move, yes, just in this position, hold your daughter-in-law's thigh and lift it up a little bit. Oh, what are you like, come here, look over here, I'll show you a demonstration!"
……
On the beach by the shore, Ji Xiaoxi watched silently, and then secretly recorded Li Xu's words and deeds with his mobile phone.
Without a decent gift, she felt that it would be difficult for her to delete these precious video data!
After the couples all took pictures, Li Xu clapped his hands, called the men and women together, and suggested that everyone pose for a photo together.
This is a good proposal. So each couple put on what they thought was the most beautiful pose, standing in the sea half submerged to their ankles.
As the waves wash, the scenery changes every frame.
At this moment, Li Xu suddenly saw that the focus of all men's eyes changed.
Those eyes were clearly staring at an object turning.
Li Xunuo is also a professional level, the difference is obvious at a glance.
Out of curiosity, he followed the eyes of everyone.
I saw a blond girl in a light blue patterned dress not far away, carrying the sunset on her back, walking towards this side.
The girl has a standard model body, slender legs, and turbulent waves, which perfectly presents the advantages of European and American body proportions.
With the three-dimensional facial features and the golden hair, there is a sense of sight of a Bond girl!
The simple silk one-shoulder dress makes the girl's slender and skinny shoulders **** and graceful.
The only drawback may be that the body hair is too strong, facing the setting sun, and the fineness is fully visible, like a fluffy Barbie doll.
Li Xu's eyes were straight. As a leg controller, he loves this kind of straight, long and well-proportioned legs.
In my mind, I couldn't help thinking of the scene in the Marvel movie where Iron Man took his friends into his private jet.
He was deeply impressed by the beautiful and active long-legged flight attendants.
It seems that it will not be enough to get a private jet in the future, there must be another one!
When he had the opportunity to find a few blond, blue-eyed and long-legged girls to be flight attendants after he had masturbated, there was a sharp pain in his arm.
Li Xu snorted and turned his head to the side, and it turned out that Ji Xiaoxi was pinching him.
"What are you doing?" Li Xu frowned.
"I can't pull it out from my eyes! Hmph, I'll go back and tell Sister Chen to go." Ji Xiaoxi snorted coldly.
Li Xu was shocked. At this moment, the wives on the opposite side also discovered the vision of their husband, and they stretched out their hands angrily and twisted their ears.
"do not move!"
Li Xu shouted, and hurriedly raised the SLR camera in his hand, and took a shot!
Perfect!
Opposite a group of men who were in a hurry, they immediately looked at Li Xu with admiration.
Buddy cow b!
"Xiaoxi, you saw it too, I'm creating an opportunity for them to make a film!"
"It's strange to believe you!" Ji Xiaoxi said with a dark face.
Li Xu heard this and said displeasedly, "You can distrust me, but you can't distrust my knowledge. Do you know what my graduate student is mainly studying?"
Ji Xiaoxi was stunned for a while~www.wuxiaspot.com~ shook her head curiously.
"The topic of my research is the stability of the coupling exponential function of carbon-based biological random variables in the process of non-Newtonian fluid lasing under large sample probability!"
Ji Xiaoxi was dumbfounded.
"Understand?"
"not understand!"
"It's okay if you don't understand, okay, let's go! If you interrupt me, I will lose all inspiration!" Li Xu sighed.
"Humph! You know you lied to me!"
Ji Xiaoxi glanced at the couples standing in the water and moved away from Li Xu angrily.
Li Xu secretly glanced at the blond girl who had gone away, feeling a little regretful.
It is said that European and American women have body odor and are particularly heavy.
He doesn't know if it's true or not.
I couldn't find out for the majority of my friends, and I really wasted the opportunity of this encounter.
After posing a few more poses, the group photo shoot was over.
The newcomers came forward to check the photos, and by the way, they did not forget to praise Li Xu's high level of shooting.
Since I took a photo, I naturally wanted to leave my contact information.
So the wives took out their mobile phones to scan Li Xu's QR code.
On the other hand, the men stood aside with black lines on their faces, reflecting on whether their behavior of praising Li Xu just now was suspected of being a little bit of a tauren.
Of course things are not so exaggerated.
But women are clearly more interested in photographers.
It didn't take long for the sky to darken, and the tour guide called everyone together, counted the number of people, and prepared to drive back to the hotel.
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