The day when I was favored by my brothers

After having that terrifying dream of being beaten by a teddy bear, Dazai Osamu felt a soreness in his back after getting up, as if he had really been beaten.

"……hateful!"

Dazai Osamu lay on the bed and grinned, placing all these accounts on the body of the dark dwarf.

However, he was not like that adolescent boy in Nakahara Chuya who had a dream about a little girl and talked about it here and there, as if he really took it seriously.

When he went on a mission the next day, he had a stinking face the whole time and did not give Zhongyuan Zhongye a good look.

"...?"

Zhongyuan Zhongya's face was full of confusion. He didn't know which nerve this mackerel had hit.

However, Osamu Dazai, who was in a bad mood, seemed to be no longer in the mood to tease him and make him angry. This made Nakahara Chuuya very happy. He hoped that his partner could continue to be in such a bad mood.

Therefore, he didn't even ask Dazai Osamu, if you have anything unhappy, please tell me quickly to make me happy.

The Port Mafia has even been calm for many days because of this, and Mori Ogai doesn't have to report for repairs tomorrow because of the organization's building that was damaged by the cadres' fight. After all, the insurance company responsible for Yokohama accident insurance is avoiding their organization.

Everything seemed very calm, except for the poor innocent boy who was picked up by Osamu Dazai from the slums. The amount of daily training with Dazai doubled.

Poor innocent Ryunosuke Akutagawa: "..."

After being depressed for a few days, Dazaiji finally returned to normal. Just when he thought everything should be over, he had another dream.

This time, the scenery around the dreamland was not night, but daytime. He was lying on the bed one second, and appeared under the cherry blossom tree the next.

Osamu Dazai looked at the blond girl next to him who was holding a panda and dozing off little by little. He cursed the stinky slug a hundred times in his heart.

...He actually dreamed of that child again.

Fortunately, the diaper-wearing red panda in the girl's arms did not jump up and beat him like the teddy bear last time. It just raised a finger on its paw and gestured to him.

Osamu Dazai felt that the panda might be signaling him not to wake the girl.

In fact, he thought wrong. What this seemingly kind and cute little panda actually meant was: If you dare to wake Xiao Mo up, I will beat you into mackerel cakes on the spot.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai was very sensible and had no intention of waking the girl up and continuing to communicate with her. He sighed and felt that since he couldn't resist, he would just accept it.

He chose the most comfortable position, lying on the soft grass, looking up at the swaying cherry trees in the sky.

In fact, the dream about the child was not as bad as imagined this time.

...At least, when he stayed in the organization, he rarely had such a leisurely and comfortable time.

The sun was warm and the scenery was pleasant. It seemed like he was here on vacation to enjoy the flowers.

And the girl next to me...

He subconsciously looked at the girl carefully with his peripheral vision. She was wearing a white dress, and her long milky-gold hair was scattered on the ground, shining like moonlight. Her long eyelashes flickered, and her fair skin was shining in the sunlight.

There was some blood underneath, but there were still some faint marks on the slender arms and neck, like scars from whiplash or burns.

He cursed Nakahara Chuuya in his heart again, it was that dead slug that made him imagine the girl in the dream so completely that he looked more like a pervert.

Although, she looks like this...she is really a hidden beauty.

Although she looks young on the surface, maybe eleven or twelve years old at most, in a few more years, she will definitely grow into a very outstanding beautiful girl who will make everyone who sees her "ooh" incessantly...

Wait, why did he go astray in weird ways the more he thought about it?!

Can the child in the dream really grow up? In other words, why is he obsessed with what the girl in the dream will look like when she grows up? Is it because he has been with Chuuya for too long and his way of thinking has changed?

Suddenly, the girl, who was taking a nap while the chicken was pecking at rice, suddenly raised her head, as if her nap was over.

She raised her hand to rub her eyes, looked around drowsily, then rested her head on the back of the panda in her arms, buried the tip of her nose in the soft and fluffy fur, and rubbed it gently.

Dazai Osamu clearly saw that in principle, there are only black and white pandas. After being rubbed by a cute girl, he suddenly jumped up and the whole panda turned red.

"..." He thought silently, this is really a perverted panda.

The girl patted her cheek, forcing herself to wake up, then turned her head, and happened to meet the eyes of Osamu Dazai lying on the ground.

For a moment, after being stared at by those watery eyes, Osamu Dazai's legs almost gave out from fear.

He was afraid that the child would shout loudly that he was a pervert again, and then summon those "brothers" over to give him a beating.

Fortunately, the girl this time was not as scary as last time. She just looked at him quietly, blinked her eyes a few times, and her tone seemed a little disappointed: "...is it you?"

Osamu Dazai: ...He feels as if he is being disliked. Is it an illusion? It must be an illusion, right?

"Yes, it's me." He changed his tone and said to her with a smile: "Xiao Mo doesn't want to see me very much? Does he think the elder brother is a bad person? He obviously apologized to me sincerely last time.

You kid is so heartless and heartbreaking."

"I'm sorry. It's because Xiao Mo knows that he did something wrong..." Xiao Mo touched the head of the panda in his arms: "But I didn't say that you are a good person, big brother."

Boom, an arrow pierced Osamu Dazai's heart.

"Last time... the reason why I misunderstood you last time was because you said some inexplicable and suspicious things to Xiao Mo first. For example, you wanted a girl to die for love together or something."

Boom, two arrows pierced Dazai Osamu's heart.

"Besides, it's been a long, long time... I thought I could finally see Brother Zhongya this time." Xiao Mo sighed: "In the end... it's still you, big brother."

Boom, boom, boom, Osamu Dazai suffered three knowing blows and was unable to get up again.

What does "I thought it was Chuuya-nii but it turned out to be you"?? This really means you dislike him, right? Totally dislike him, right? In what way is he inferior to that smelly slug?

For a moment, he even forgot the fact that he was in a dream.

Dazai Osamu couldn't continue to be a boy with a fake smile. He completely suppressed the smile on his face, stood up suddenly, and looked down at the girl in front of him.

Xiao Mo, who was shrouded in shadow, was a little at a loss, and the panda she was holding in her arms also raised its mouth in protest at Dazai Osamu, revealing its two rows of terrifying shark teeth.

Perhaps because he was used to being beaten last time, Osamu Dazai was not afraid of the threat this time. He asked first: "You accept that I will be your brother, right?"

Xiao Mo nodded.

The next second, Dazai Osamu said in a commanding tone: "Then I will also be your brother."

Xiao Mo: "...?"

Dazai Osamu's idea is very simple. What Chuuya can do, why can't he do it? He may give in when it comes to other things, but things related to that little man will make him feel quite, quite unhappy.

.

But Xiao Mo shook his head wildly and refused: "No."

Gojo Satoru, who forced her to recognize her brother, was already terrifying, and now another one showed up.

But even so, she only had one answer -

But, I refuse!

She, Xiao Mo, belongs to the upright dog demon clan and will never succumb to evil forces!

"Why not?"

"No, just don't." Xiao Mo shook his head crazily.

"Xiao Mo will only treat the people she recognizes as her brothers. Her mind cannot be changed. You'd better give up as soon as possible." Panda kindly advised the young man in front of him.

These days, everyone has noticed Gojo Satoru's "efforts", but this has no effect except for Xiao Mo to install an automatic sensor radar and hide away every time he sees Gojo Satoru.

"Give up? It's impossible." Dazai Osamu stood with his chest crossed, and Mori Ogai was instantly possessed: "There is no word "give up" in the dictionary of the Port Mafia. If she doesn't agree, I will ask her until she agrees."

"...Why are you trying to be serious and handsome? This will only make you look more like a pervert!" Panda complained. At the same time, Dazai Osamu, who had already made great ambitions, was frightened into a simple sketch.

Trembling and shaking, she sounded the child-specific anti-riot alarm in her hand - it was also the one Xia Youjie brought back to her last time she went out.

In an instant, the "di-di-di-di" alarm sounded.

At this time, the two strongest people have gone to participate in the ghost removal mission and will not be able to come back for a while.

However, a certain blade who was staying at the school moved instantly and heard the sound.

"Hey, little brother, actually, I have a good way for you to be Xiao Mo's older brother." Tsurumaru Kunei happily approached Dazai Osamu and blew into his ear.

Dazai Osamu was not frightened by this little prank. He calmly asked back: "What can I do?"

"First of all, you have to prepare your two fingers."

"……finger?"

"Yeah, well, then, you have to find the nearest socket and plug it in." Tsurumaru Kunaga clapped his hands: "After being reincarnated again, Xiaomo might agree to your request."

Osamu Dazai: "...You just simply want me to die."

"Hahahaha! Correct answer! How about it, are you surprised by my bold idea?" Tsurumaru Kunaga slapped his shoulder with his left hand. The smile on his face was still cheerful and easy-going, but his right hand was unconscious.

He raised the sword at his waist.

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Seeing that the situation was not good, he ran away, and Tsurumaru chased after him.

In the end, the turmoil ended with Dazai Osamu, who asked a question he shouldn't have asked, being knocked over the head by Tsurumaru Kuninaga with a knife. During this period, Tsurumaru Kuninaga and him chased each other and ran around the academy.

There were so many laps and the scene was so lively.

I finally woke up from the nightmare, and the pain on my head was very clear.

However, the first thing Dazai Osamu did was to stand up, put on his coat and ran to Ryunosuke Akutagawa's room. He had only four hours of sleep due to his daily special training and additional tasks.

Poor sickly young man wakes up cruelly - after all, he is the only old acquaintance in the port mafia who has a sister.

"Quickly, tell me quickly, what does a qualified brother need to do for his sister to impress her?"

Ryunosuke Akutagawa looked confused: "Mr... Mr. Dazai?"