The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Although he felt a little embarrassed, Batman walked up and waved his hand and said, "Hi."

Batman in the main universe withdrew his gaze and continued to fiddle with the roller coaster's deployment system. However, Deadpool walked up and shook Batman's hand, and then said: "I've known you for a long time, Batman, how are you doing lately? You're still dating that guy called the Joker. Are the criminals entangled?"

"Oh, him." Batman curled his lips deliberately and said: "He is a piece of cake to me. In fact, I always feel that Gordon is making a fuss, just like every time that green-haired madman appears. , I have to go. In fact, he is not worth mentioning at all. It is enough to send two small policemen. Batman has more important things to do."

"What do you mean?" Deadpool asked curiously.

"Of course... well, make some battle plans with the Justice League. You know, I also have two very powerful teammates. In fact, there are more than two. In addition to Superman and Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and The Flash Xia is also my good partner. I am the core and most important figure in the entire alliance. They are all waiting for me to make decisions..."

"Really?" Deadpool looked very happy. He said, "I also have a good friend. His name is Spider-Man. It sounds a bit weird, right? It's hard for you to imagine that someone was bitten by a spider, and then he He became Spider-Man, but he didn’t have eight legs or so many scary eyes. He was a very lively and reliable little cutie. Oh, God, I once discussed with him, can I I wanted to join his team but he rejected me and I felt really sad..."

"What? You mean your best friend formed a team but didn't bring you?! Oh my God, how could he break your heart so much?!" Batman expressed surprise and said, "Superman and Wonder Woman will never do this. They will ask for my opinion on anything they do. I said, I am the core of the team, and the core means that the entire team is built around me..."

Deadpool looked a little crestfallen and said, "Well, I think I should give Spider-Man a little more advice. Not every Spider-Man has to stay with his peers, and there are occasional exceptions. It’s weird, I think the two of us can form a team, even though I think so too.”

Batman showed a proud smile, and he suddenly rushed to Deadpool's side, hugged him, and said: "Well, let me make a remote video call to my friends, and I can introduce them to you. They are all very good superheroes, and if you pass their assessment, you may have a chance to join this team.”

"Really?" Deadpool showed a proud smile behind Batman's back and said, "Can I really join the Justice League?"

"If you pass the test, yes."

"I mean, can you decide who joins this organization?" Deadpool resorted to provocation. He said: "If it is really like you said, this team is formed around you, then you must have made an exception. The right to be promoted, right?”

"Uh, yes, of course, I do, but you still have to meet them first, because the leader of a team must adopt the opinions of the team members. If they don't agree, I will be very distressed."

"But you can ignore their opinions."

"This is not good."

"But you can."

"Yes, I can."

"Then what are you waiting for?" Deadpool directly reached out and pressed the button of the communicator on Batman's arm. Batman immediately raised his hand and shook off his arm, turned around and covered his arm and said, "Hey Hey, don’t touch this, this is my equipment.”

"Okay, okay, you're too stingy." Deadpool waved his hand and said.

Batman opened the communicator, and a holographic screen popped up. What appeared on the screen was Superman's face, but his face was filled with light, and there was strong music coming from the microphone.

"Hey, wait." Batman narrowed his eyes and said, "Superman, what are you doing?"

Superman seemed a little surprised. He immediately stretched out a hand to the side and the light disappeared. Then he smiled and said: "No, it's nothing Batman. Our light is broken. I'm trying to fix it. You Look, it can change eight colors in one second..."

Batman was doubtful. Just as he was about to nod, a red figure rushed past the screen and stopped behind Superman, with popcorn scum still on his mouth. He hugged Superman and said, "Hey, Superman, What's wrong? It's your turn to dance..."

Batman narrowed his eyes again.

"Well, he came here to give me a light bulb." Superman spread his hands and said with a smile: "After all, he helped me. There was still some popcorn left in the refrigerator, so I gave it to him. You know, I'm a very generous person."

Batman tilted his head slightly, turned his eyes to one side and looked at him, and then said, "Okay, I don't want to discuss this with you now, I..."

Buzz—! ! !

"Oh, God! Why did the speaker blow up again?!" Wonder Woman's voice came from behind Superman, and she shouted at the top of her lungs: "Hal! Go and fix the speaker, it's making my scalp numb!"

"Superman, Superman, where are you? The dice game is ready, are you coming? Oh, I forgot, it's your turn to dance, go ahead." There was another familiar voice.

Someone kept calling Superman in the background. Superman had no choice but to turn around and respond twice, but as soon as he turned around, his arm deflected, and then the camera took a panoramic view of the room.

Batman gasped in disbelief.

That's... that's...

"Is that a party?" Deadpool got behind Batman and looked at the scene in the room and said, "The Justice League is having a party?"

"No!" Batman almost screamed, "No! No no no!!! They can't be! They can't be having a party! How can the Justice League have a party without me?" ?”

Everyone else in the room also saw the holographic projection on Clark's arm, but maybe due to network problems, Batman's image was a bit stuck, and they thought they had hung up.

Wonder Woman walked up, put her arm on Superman's shoulders and said: "How many times have I told him, don't call him, he won't come, he will play chasing each other with the crazy people in his city. It’s a little game. It’s too disappointing to reject us with such a high-sounding reason and then lecture us.”

Batman's expression froze, and he said in disbelief: "What did Diana say? Did she say I was a spoiler?!!"

Hal also came over, patted Superman on the back and said: "Although I don't know why he stays in Gotham 24 hours a day to regulate traffic, but since he is willing to do this, let's not interfere. It is not beautiful to force others to do something difficult. ”

Others also came up to comfort Superman. Even the Flash sighed and said, "You still insisted on calling him until he didn't come for the last time, but he won't come. He doesn't have his own life, let alone If you are willing to be a tool to maintain order, you will have to accept this sooner or later, Superman."

"You're the only one here who didn't accept it." Martian Manhunter shook his head and said, "It's not your fault. You see, his phone call turned the originally good party atmosphere into this. It's better to hang up."

"No one wants you to get hurt." Wonder Woman lowered her voice and said, "He lives the life he likes, and we live ours. What's wrong with that? Hang up, let's move on... Does anyone want to be the king? ?”

"Me! Of course I throw the dice first! You are dead!"

"Come on, your hands are so dark that I can't even see them. It's better for me to do it. Who wants to team up with me?!"

"I, I, I! I believe in your luck!"

With a hiss, the communication was disconnected.

Batman's eyes were filled with tears.

His lips were trembling, tears were almost falling, and in an instant he turned into a weeping bat head.

"They... how could they do this..." Batman said with a trembling voice: "They held a party without me, how could they do this... I am the core of the Justice League... I am the party The coolest…”

He looked up and saw the slightly envious eyes of Batman from the main universe.

The main universe Batman sighed slightly and turned his head to fiddle with the machine again, but the local Batman seemed to be stimulated by something. He raised his voice and said: "What is that look in your eyes?! Is it sympathy?! I I don’t need your sympathy!”

"Could it be...could it be...that the Justice League of your universe would call you at every party?! Do they still call you after you have rejected it 10,000 times?!"

"I'm sorry, yes." Batman in the main universe said helplessly, "I refused more than ten thousand times, but a certain Kryptonian rescue dog would even fly into my bedroom and carry my bed Throw it to the party.”

"What?!" There were tears in Batman's eyes again.

"So I envy your companions." Batman turned around and fiddled with the machine and said: "They are very aware of current affairs and very independent. They can entertain themselves like normal people and won't bother you. They even They will also play dice games by themselves instead of getting you out of bed early in the morning and asking you to decide who is the king for them.”

Batman was stunned. He looked at the Batman of the main universe with some longing eyes and said, "Really? Have they ever done this to you?! You even have to decide who will be chosen for the mini-games at the party?"

Batman in the main universe stopped moving his hands, sighed softly, and said with a slight hesitation: "Has Superman ever asked you about his clothing style choice when going on a date?"

Batman froze completely on the spot, his whole body turned into a gray-white stone statue, and Deadpool broke into pieces with just a light touch.

Fortunately, he was a brick man and quickly put himself together. At this time, Batman from the main universe had already stood up and was about to leave. He grabbed the opponent's long cloak and asked fiercely through gritted teeth.

"You mean the Superman of your universe even asked you to help him decide what to wear on a date?!"

Batman in the main universe pursed his lips. He felt that the cry in the other party's tone he heard was probably an illusion.

He also grabbed his cape and pulled it back, but the other person refused to let go. Batman in the main universe had to say: "Do you really think this is a good thing? He is an adult, not a baby, and he does not need me to go to him." He had a pacifier in his mouth but he was always trying to do it."

The picture of Superman's baby appeared in front of Batman's eyes. After a while, he wiped his saliva, and with a whoosh, he rushed to the side of Batman in the main universe, hugged his shoulders and said, "Hey, buddy, let's They are the same person, so..."

The main universe Batman gracefully extended his hand to stop him from saying the second half of his sentence, and then said: "First of all, it's not that we look the same, have the same name, the same code name, and wear the same clothes, which makes us the same person."

"Uh...but we are very similar, right?"

"Only you think so."

"But at least in the eyes of others, we are the same person in different universes..." Batman roared: "Don't refute me!!! Tell me the secret of your close relationship with Superman!! Otherwise, don't even think about carrying out your plan!!"