The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

People who often play with plastic building blocks should have discovered the following rules:

First, after reading the instructions, you feel that you have understood everything, but you forget everything after closing the instructions.

Second, you can't find the parts in the instructions, and after collecting the parts from all over the world, you can't find the instructions.

Third, no matter how you look at it, this part is very suitable to be placed here, with beautiful composition and suitable feel, but it is not here in the instructions.

Fourth, no matter how you look at it, this part should not be here, it looks very abrupt and difficult to press, but it should be here in the instructions.

Fifth, before you cap a closed structure, you never know what you forgot to install, and you remember everything the next second after you cap the most complex structure.

Sixth, and the most tragic, when you disassemble this complex structure and put the lost parts back, you find that no matter what, it can't be closed.

The main universe Batman, Schiller and Tim are now sitting around the table reading the instruction manual. This instruction manual was actually drawn by the main universe Batman, just to make it easier for others to operate. It is not a very complicated structural diagram, but a step-by-step diagram.

Theoretically, there must be no problem with the instruction manual. After all, Batman's products must be high-quality. So as long as you assemble them step by step according to the instruction manual, there will be no problem in building an ancient city of owls.

The instruction manual is fine, but the problem is people.

Hearing that they want to prepare a surprise for the local Batman, or to put it bluntly, join forces to trick him, the Joker and the lunatics in Arkham are all ready to go.

What could be a more interesting surprise than compiling a mysterious ancient city adventure for Batman? They can't wait to see Batman's wonderful expression after discovering the truth.

So, the Joker asked Clayface to pretend to be another Batman and go to fight the local Batman, while the main universe Batman began to draw drawings and collect materials.

This trick is not unnecessary. It is mainly to make the local Batman think that the person playing the game with him is the main universe Batman he met before, so he will not think that the real main universe Batman has set a big trap for him behind his back.

Although the Batman in this universe is stupid, he is still Batman after all. If he does not play some tricks, it is still easy for him to detect abnormalities.

Although the main universe Batman is a little dissatisfied with the lines written by the Joker for Clayface that are a bit too clown-like, he really can't have higher expectations for the criminals in this universe.

The main universe Batman drew a design, and then it was the construction stage. At that time, he was most worried about the whole plan. He felt that these lunatics in Arkham Asylum could not build the ancient city well at all, and they might fight halfway through the construction.

But why don't you challenge someone else's profession with your hobby? These little building block people are naturally good at building blocks, or in their opinion, building blocks is actually the most basic means for them to transform and build the world, and it is a compulsory course. Chemistry, physics and fighting are just hobbies, so basically everyone is very skilled in building blocks.

So, the problem lies with these three outsiders.

First of all, Schiller, to be more precise, is greedy. From the stereotype, he should be better at similar entertainment activities, but in fact, he is busy most of the time. Texas Hold'em is his best entertainment skill. The rest are basically not good enough. He can't even play mahjong.

Among all Schiller's personality traits, the one who has the most similar entertainment activities is actually arrogance, because he is really idle, and the teaching activities are relatively stressful, so he needs similar social entertainment to relieve stress.

Even in Gotham, even in the first few years when the situation in this city was not stable, he would go to the weekend club with his colleagues without fail, playing cards, smoking, chatting, and watching stage plays. His entertainment partner is either Victor or Brand.

In addition to those relatively youthful personality traits, he can also play with building blocks. At first, it was actually a puzzle given to him by a professor at the same school, a very old-fashioned world map puzzle. He used it to kill time and hung the finished product in his office.

Later, some students saw the puzzles he played and gave him some more fashionable puzzles, but most of them were illustrations and landscape photos.

However, with so many students, there are always some with different ideas. In the previous life, there was a student who was an avid plastic building block enthusiast who was committed to promoting the wonderful world of plastic building blocks to everyone. Basically everyone received a set of simple plastic building blocks on their birthday, and Schiller was no exception.

This thing is of course more interesting than a flat puzzle, and it can kill time, so Schiller bought a lot of the most complicated ones and spent a few hours on weekends to finish them.

In fact, Schiller has played with many other things, probably because he liked playing with building blocks since he was a child and was very interested in the similar process of sorting out order from chaos, including but not limited to complex train track models, roller coaster models, robot figures, etc.

But all this has nothing to do with greed. In his world, there is no such thing as "killing time". Time is money. How can you let money slip through your fingers?

So when the main universe Batman said he wanted to assemble an entire ancient city, he was very disdainful and was ready to just do some lazy work at the construction site and get by.

But the construction staff was a bit short, and the time was tight and the task was heavy. Tim didn't know what was wrong with him, so he pulled him up and started working.

Greedy was not good at building blocks, but his good level of screwing in light bulbs made up for it. Don't worry about whether it was screwed correctly or not, just say whether it was screwed tightly.

It was screwed a little too tightly. The four superheroes found that there was no door in this fire room, so they decided to fly up along the hole on their heads to open the third-floor mechanism door.

This mechanism door is actually very simple. You just need to turn the two rings on the door. The one on the left turned very easily because that was built by Tim. The one on the right was not turned open no matter what because it was built by Schiller.

He didn't even consider that this was a mechanism that needed to be moved. When he was building it, he screwed it as tightly as he could.

You see, wouldn't it come in handy to restore the body to the strength level of the previous life? Wonder Woman couldn't screw it open even after twisting it hard.

In the end, Superman gave up a little bit of his weak disguise and finally opened this damn mechanism door.

Then the three people in the Batcave began to study why there was no door in the room below, which led to another one of the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, that is, Tim.

The comic "Wayne Family Adventure" is very relaxed and warm, and is affectionately called the only main universe of DC by fans. Almost every member in it is sunny, cheerful, lively and humorous, even including Batman.

This leads to the fact that most of their time is not fighting crime desperately, and there is a lot of free time for various entertainment activities. Tim's favorite is actually not to play with building blocks, but board games, but Dick is a good brother who likes to play with others, which leads to Tim's influence and has some experience in building blocks.

From Tim's character setting, he should be very good at this, because he has a good memory and will never forget the drawings. He also has a good sense of space and can easily understand the instructions.

The only problem is that his hands-on ability is not as good as Jason, who can assemble any building blocks into hot weapons, and Dick, who can assemble almost everything with rich experience without even reading the instructions.

So they divided the work and cooperated with each other. Tim was responsible for reading the instructions and guiding the two of them on which parts to put in where. The other two were responsible for the work. Cassandra was responsible for watching, Duke was responsible for providing some useful suggestions, and Barbara was responsible for cleaning up the mess when they unfortunately fought.

In other words, Tim was actually a strong talker. When it came to putting things together, he couldn't feel whether the feel was right or not, and he just hit it roughly.

The fourth floor was a flame maze with moving walls, which meant that there were many bearings and tracks on the ground. According to the design of the main universe Batman, one of the four walls must have a door, but these people fell into a room with no doors on the four walls.

After some calculations and inspections, the main universe Batman found that this might be because the track from the wall they were facing was not pressed tightly, causing it to be knocked off by the wall from the other side. The wall with the door did not come over, and the other wall without a door came over.

This loose track should be Tim's masterpiece. He basically just put the building blocks on it, maybe thinking of doing it later, or maybe he just forgot about it, and it was bad luck for the three of them to fall into this room with no door.

But after further research, Tim and Schiller agreed that the main universe Batman could not escape the blame - so why design such a complicated flame maze?

This is the problem with Batman's building block assembly. He has no experience in assembly. He completely substituted his experience in setting traps and making equipment. He also made many plans in designing the structure of the building blocks, predicting every step of the people who stepped into it.

It can't be said that there is a problem with the structure he designed, but it can be said that it is a sledgehammer to kill a chicken. Is it really necessary to replicate the entire Zenith to build a performance stage for the building block man?

Moreover, this is not their real world after all, but a plastic building block world. The precision of the building block parts here is not as good as those produced in the Bat Factory, so many very complicated designs cannot be implemented well.

If they guessed correctly, the flame maze below should have been a mess.

The main universe Batman stood up and said, "You try to hold them back on the third floor, I'll go to the fourth floor for calibration."

"Let go of the building blocks." Schiller couldn't help but sigh, "The structure you made is too difficult for these plastic sheets."

"I'll try to simplify it." The main universe Batman is more receptive to advice in this regard, but Schiller is very skeptical. Simplification is just simplifying Zentraedian technology into Apokolipsian technology. It's really questionable how much it can achieve.

"I'll go operate the mechanism manually." Tim also stood up and said, "Otherwise, they won't be able to open the mechanism bookshelf you knocked on in their lifetime."