The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Natasha hurried into the psychological clinic. While talking on the phone quickly, she said to Schiller: "Give me 30 reports... No, no, no, 50, 50 psychological diagnosis certificate reports."

Schiller was writing something on the bar. He didn't even raise his head. He just rolled his eyes and said, "What disease do you want?"

"Post-War Stress Traumatic Disorder, or what? I forgot, it's the disease you get after fighting. It costs 50 copies."

"It's too late to write it by hand. We can only generate an electronic report form. Where is the personnel list?"

Natasha picked up the other mobile phone in her hand and said: "Send the list of personnel to my mobile phone immediately. Forget it, I will give you an address directly and you can fax it over..."

On the other side, Peter came out with a stack of paper and said: "Doctor, I can't understand this reimbursement application form. Not to mention that the monster didn't hit us, even if it hit us, even the dishwashing sponge would be lost. Report it, isn’t this a bit..."

On the other side, Dr. Connors was also on the phone. He said, "Yes, the research and development cost of that healing potion is very expensive because... because the materials used are expensive, just tell them that, they don't understand anyway."

"There are at least dozens of rare elements used in this. What are they? You can go to the periodic table and look up it yourself. Whichever one is more expensive will be..."

Stark handed a piece of paper to Natasha and said: "This is the electricity usage report of Stark Tower. Connors and Peter conducted experiments for 1 hour and 43 minutes in my high-end laboratory. On average, every day The minute electricity bill is 56,000 US dollars, as well as the wear and tear of the equipment. Oh, yes, because Peter used too much force and scrapped an equipment worth more than 1 million US dollars, these are all included in the wear and tear..."

Natasha took the piece of paper without even looking at it. She picked up another phone call and said, "Count the casualties? What do you think is an appropriate number of casualties? We have 32 field personnel staying in New York recently, or let them all go." If he is killed in action, his pension will be calculated as US$500,000 per person..."

"What? You want to be more bold? How many agents are there on the entire East Coast? The whole country? Isn't this a bit too exaggerated? Just one monster killed all our agents across the country. Doesn't it make us look too useless? Already?"

Then she put down the phone and asked Peter: "Do you have any leftovers of that potion?"

"There are two more, but we can make some more if you need them."

"Nick wants to get more of it. You know, the military has created such a dangerous monster, so it makes sense for them to purchase more of this medicine to nip it in the bud, right?"

"How much does he want?" Dr. Connors asked.

Natasha talked to the other end of the phone again, and then said, "Do you have 200?"

Peter squirted out the water in one sip. He said, "That serum was modified from lizard serum. There are only 7 tubes in total. Dr. Connors has been doing it for several months..."

"Nick sold them one for 3 million."

Connors immediately put on his clothes and said, "Let's go, Peter."

Then he turned to Natasha and said, "Wait for us. In two days at most, 200 potions will be handed over to you."

When Peter was dragged away, Schiller took the reimbursement application form from his hand and said: "Peter is still too naive, four dishwashing sponges? How long will that last? Let's start with 4,000."

Pikachu jumped up on the table and said, "Add two cans of peanut butter for me. Oh, no, it's 2,000 cans of peanut butter. That monster is too scary. My peanut butter has suffered heavy losses!"

Schiller wrote and drew, and then said: "Okay, that's almost it. By the way, how many points did you say I could get?"

"You take 20% for each report, and this reimbursement application gives you 30%."

"Wait a minute, are 50 reports enough? I think the battle this time was really too intense. SHIELD agents went through life and death, and they should have left a lot of sequelae. Please give me 300 reports first. They should all be signed in handwriting and you can give me more. 10%, how about it?"

Steve stood in the middle of the room with his arms folded. He said, "I know the world has changed, and I know I'm old, but it's not like it's changed so much, right?"

"Didn't we take care of that monster in a matter of seconds? With 4,000 dishwashing sponges, did he smash the entire kitchen of a New York restaurant?"

Listening to the ridiculously high number of sacrifices Natasha said, Steve said: "I know Nick is trying to get more funds, but the military people are not stupid. Can't they see how much they have lost? ?”

"It's not important, Captain." Natasha waved her hand and said, "We are the victims, and there will be as many as the victims say."

Before Steve could refute, Coulson rushed in. He dragged Steve to the sofa with a pen and paper, and then began to interview him.

"What are you doing? Why do you want to interview me?"

"That way you don't have to write a battle report, Captain Steve."

"Oh well……"

"How was the process of defeating this monster? Did it go well?"

"Ah, although there were some twists and turns, overall it went smoothly."

"Can you tell me more about the twists and turns?"

"This monster is a bit powerful. When we first started fighting, the shield attack didn't have a very good effect, so I immediately changed my tactics..."

Coulson wrote on the paper: "The red iguana is extremely powerful, far beyond what Captain America can estimate. He used his shield to attack the monster to no effect. The early battle was extremely difficult, and he almost survived. "

"Of course, it was okay later. Although he was powerful, he had no brains and seemed very irritable. Such an opponent was relatively easy to deal with..."

Coulson wrote on the paper: "The red iguana is extremely violent, and the power of anger makes him more powerful. The captain is almost retreating, and the monster always has the upper hand."

"Of course, I have to admit that the explosion of Little Stark's mecha played some role..."

Coulson continued to write like crazy: "Iron Man used his mecha that cost tens of millions of dollars to carry out a heroic and completely unrecyclable self-destruction, which finally made the monster take two steps back. According to Captain America's dictation, there were at least 20 waves. Explosions, and each wave of five mechas exploded around it, finally bringing the monster down."

After Steve finished speaking, he stared at Coulson and said, "Can you let me see it?"

Coulson quickly put away the notebook, then he stood up and shook Steve's hand sincerely: "Captain, you are a fighting hero! Always have been!"

On the other side, Schiller put down the phone and said, "Thank me. There is still a place in the Presbyterian Hospital. Who do you want them to stay at?"

"Which one of them do you think is most likely to be injured?"

"Then Stark. After all, he controlled the mecha and blew himself up. It's normal for him to be scratched by shrapnel. I'll call the dean later and ask him to organize an expert consultation. The reimbursement form for the consultation fee will be sent later. I will send it to you, as for the hospitalization expenses..."

Natasha said: "The old rules are the highest-end ward and the highest-end care. By the way, do you know any more powerful doctors? Let him accompany you throughout the whole process and we will pay him an hourly consultation fee."

"Coincidentally, I know a pretty good neurosurgeon. Of course, he only has one drawback, which is that his charges are relatively expensive. Oh, no, now this should be an advantage..."

At night, Coulson came in, followed by Natasha and two other agents, carrying a stack of reports.

Schiller rubbed his hands and said, "Let me see, this should be our result today. How about Nick?"

"Director Nick scolded everyone present. The generals couldn't even find a chance to interrupt. He scolded the military from top to bottom, from their unauthorized use of military funds to develop dangerous biological weapons to their disregard of safety protocols. , privately expanding the weapons arsenal, scolded them all."

"He cursed for at least six hours, not a single word was repeated, and his voice was almost engraved on the walls of the congressional conference room..."

"Then the military didn't talk back?"

Natasha put one hand on the documents and put the other on her waist and said: "Why do you think Nick and General Robert don't deal with each other? That's because usually only General Robert can talk back. Now that he is dead, the remaining people They are all wooden piles from the military academy, so they can only be scolded."

Colson shook his head and said: "This time the military has suffered a big loss. The monster they created privately has made such a big noise. Congress cannot sit idly by and ignore it. The director took this opportunity to bite off another piece." Here comes the meat.”

"The lost alien biological experimental body also gave him a good excuse. Nick insisted that the military had stolen the experimental body from S.H.I.E.L.D. In fact, the congressmen also had doubts about this. After all, S.H.I.E.L.D. As soon as the bureau's belongings were lost, the military created a monster. No matter how you look at it, these two things are related."

"Then they won't question SHIELD's security measures?"

"Security measures? Since when did SHIELD have something like that?"

"That's just an excuse, right?" Schiller asked: "That symbiote is not actually the one you ran away with...wait, is he?"

Natasha shrugged and said, "Then no one will know. All the staff of the Dangerous Creature Containment Section sacrificed their lives in December last year, and they sacrificed themselves again in March this year when funds were tight."

Well, Schiller thought, it no longer matters where the venom comes from. He is now looking forward to what will happen to the venom with Stark as its host?

After a while, Nick's voice rang through the intercom again: "No, the debt is still unfair. You guys should think of a way now and get more."

Natasha and Colson complained together, and they thought of every solution they could think of, including a few rats dying on the street and outrageous reasons for spending money to prevent the plague.

Schiller rolled up his sleeves and said, "I have a good idea, which can at least settle your debt for a year."

Natasha and Colson both looked at him, and Natasha said: "You may not understand, doctor..."

"Actually, I think you can find a way to grant me the qualifications of a legal sanatorium, and then regularly send a group of agents who have gone crazy due to work pressure to recuperate."

"Recuperation always requires beds and medicines. Of course, since SHIELD agents serve the country so conscientiously, the standards of wards and beds must not be low, and of course the best medicines must be used."

"Psychological sanatoriums are different from ordinary hospitals. We aim to provide patients with a relaxed and peaceful mood. At least there must be a spa, a gym, and a yoga and meditation lounge."

"Of course, this is just the most basic. If you want to achieve better therapeutic effects, you also need a horse farm, a livestock farm, a golf course..."

"Of course, having these facilities is not enough. Many sports must be performed under the guidance of professionals, such as yoga masters from India, meditators from the Himalayas, world equestrian champions, zoologists, naturalists, and racing drivers. What."

"I know, I know, it may be a little expensive, but agents have shed blood and sweat for our country, and they deserve it."

"Of course, the location can't be too far. I think New York City is good. Although such a large piece of land is indeed very expensive, it is more convenient."

"Of course, considering that New York is not very peaceful, the building standards must be earthquake-proof with level 10 or above. Buildings cannot be designed by ordinary people. They must be world-class architectural masters. The engineering team cannot be careless. The largest in the United States What's the name of that construction company? I think their construction quality should be good."

"The ribbon-cutting ceremony after completion is also essential. If a certain gentleman on Capitol Hill is willing to let go, the media can also be invited to show his face."

"We are happy to accept all political parties to come here to give condolences speeches. You know, here are real soldiers who have dedicated themselves to the country. If you want to get their support, you can't make less donations, right?"

"Of course, if the donation is large, we can also give him the position of honorary dean. You know, I don't mind..."

After Schiller finished speaking, Nick Fury yelled from the walkie-talkie on Colson's waist: "Colson! Let him appear in my office within ten minutes!! Immediately!! Immediately!!"

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