The days of retirement with the singing queen

"Look, Lu Anzhi, someone on the Internet said you are a sow."

After the new issue of "Under the Maple Tree" electronic magazine was released, Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin made an appointment with Song Xiaoqin. When they were taking Xianxian on an outing, Song Xiaoqin glanced at Lu Anzhi with her cell phone, and then said, "If you are a sow, , what is that jasmine?"

He couldn't help but feel happy as he spoke.

At this time, they were spreading out picnic mats on the lawn by the lake.

Lu Anzhi placed the crisper and picnic basket next to the picnic mat and took out the food one by one. Zhang Suxin took the things from Lu Anzhi's hands and placed them on the picnic mat.

Xianxian was waiting eagerly on the side. When she saw Lu Anzhi bringing out a drink, she rushed over to hug it and carefully placed it on the picnic mat.

Song Xiaoqin didn't like doing this work, so she took a moment to look at her mobile phone. When she saw someone's comments about Lu Anzhi on Hua Ke, she couldn't help laughing and making fun of the content in Hua Ke.

Lu Anzhi just smiled at Song Xiaoqin's words without much reaction, which made Song Xiaoqin disappointed. Zhang Suxin was annoyed, so she lightly punched Song Xiaoqin and said, "What are you talking about!"

Song Xiaoqin smiled and said: "This is not what I said, it was said on the Internet. Someone in Hua Ke said that the yield of your family's Lu'an is as high as that of a sow."

Lu Anzhi said: "Didn't you just say that I am as productive as a sow? I had expected that someone would say that. You really have never seen the world and you are making such a fuss."

Lu Anzhi, who has experienced the Internet era, knows very well that when readers say this now, it is just the beginning and readers are not used to it yet.

If I keep maintaining such a high output, readers will be spoiled by me and they will definitely shout "Donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this" every day.

Song Xiaoqin: "?!"

Inexplicably being teased by Lu Anzhi from a strange angle, Song Xiaoqin was speechless for a while.

This novel writer was sharp-tongued and thick-skinned. Song Xiaoqin knew that she couldn't play with Lu Anzhi's words, so she simply didn't feel uncomfortable and said, "But speaking of it, no wonder others say that about you.

"You have already released three big volumes of "Dragon Trilogy" this year, and you will release "The Little Prince" at the end of this month. And now you suddenly serialized "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".

"I never thought you would suddenly serialize a martial arts novel. How could you have the idea of ​​writing a martial arts novel?"

Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin looked at each other and smiled, saying nothing.

Song Xiaoqin: "..."

After being shown off again, she was too lazy to talk to Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin anymore, and found something to do by herself.

She has been reading a lot of Hua Ke recently, and has already read most of the topics. Now that she has flipped through several pages, she can't find any new topics and finds them boring.

Feeling bored, she simply opened the official website of Maple Tree, bought the latest issue of the e-magazine using the online banking that bound her bank card, and jumped directly to the new serialization of "Legend of the Condor Heroes".

She read online that the style of Lu Anzhi's new martial arts series had changed significantly from his previous novels, but the online reviews kept getting good reviews, and she was a little curious. I just wanted to be quiet for a while, so I just started watching.

In front of the first chapter of the new serialization page, there were three paragraphs of editorial text. Song Xiaoqin looked at it and found this:

As an editor, it is an extremely happy thing to have such an excellent and inspiring author as Doraemon. Similarly, being a reader of Doraemon is also a very happy thing.

Over the past three years, we have enjoyed too many surprises brought by Doraemon. Our favorite author never seems to run out of inspiration. His desire to create is extremely strong. In the past three years, he has brought us one excellent and unconventional story after another.

Especially this year, when I received the manuscript for "Dragon Trilogy", I was surprised by the excellence and length of its content. Unexpectedly, not long after that, he also brought us "The Little Prince" and "Collection of Short Fairy Tales". Now, he suddenly brings us back to the Southern Song Dynasty with his writing style full of martial arts temperament. Let us once again appreciate the magnificent imagination that Doraemon brings us!

It seems that this editor also thinks that Lu An is as productive as a sow.

Song Xiaoqin thought like this and read the text.

"Okay, it's time to eat. Stop looking."

Zhang Suxin and Lu Anzhi arranged a picnic and said to Song Xiaoqin.

"Um."

Song Xiaoqin nodded, but did not put down her phone. She was reading a novel while holding her phone.

What the netizens said is indeed true. Lu Anzhi's writing style has undergone great changes in this new martial arts serial, and there is no trace of his previous works at all.

This guy is really perverted!

Song Xiaoqin couldn't help but glance at Lu Anzhi secretly.

But...it's so beautiful!

Song Xiaoqin couldn't even think about eating when she saw it, and Xianxian had to remind her: "Sister, don't look at your phone while eating!"

Zhang Suxin smiled and said, "Did you hear that? For such a big person, Xianxian has to remind you. Don't set a bad example for Xianxian."

Song Xiaoqin had no choice but to put away her phone and said: "Who told you to write such a beautiful novel? This one is much better than the ones you wrote before! Let me tell you, you should have written martial arts a long time ago!"

After the picnic, several people packed up and went home. While Lu Anzhi drove, Song Xiaoqin sat in the back seat and looked at her cell phone. He read all three chapters and couldn't help but Lu Anzhi asked: "What's next?"

Guo Jing grew up and met in various situations. She enjoyed watching it, but the series ended here. How could she bear this?

Lu An said: "There is no more down there."

Song Xiaoqin said: "Who believes it! It's obvious that your novel is serialized in the magazine Under the Maple Tree. How is it possible that there are no new manuscripts? Doesn't the editor need to read the manuscripts in advance for each issue? Doesn't the magazine review it?"

Lu Anzhi said: "This is called the privilege of a boss, you don't understand."

"..."

Song Xiaoqin was speechless again, "If you have the following, you'd better hand it over as soon as possible. Even if it's a boss's privilege, it's time to hand it over for typesetting, right?"

Lu Anzhi said: "Why are you in a hurry? Just wait for the next issue, it will only take a few days."

Look at this woman's appearance. Before, she was following the trend of netizens saying that she was "as productive as a sow", but now she has this attitude. One day the reader's attitude changes, and she will definitely be the first to follow and become the "donkey of the production team".

As soon as she finished speaking, Xianxian followed suit: "Sister, why are you so anxious? I'm tired of washing you!"

Song Xiaoqin: "..."

Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin both laughed. In the past two days, instead of saying she won, this little guy said "I'm so annoyed" more and more frequently.

After being ridiculed by the little guy Xianxian, Song Xiaoqin was not in the mood to ask Lu Anzhi anymore. She held back her energy and thought, if you don't want it, you don't want it, it's just a matter of a few days, and it's not like she can't afford to wait!

Let’s see what the serialization of your fourth chapter will look like in a few days!

Lu Anzhi first drove to Song Xiaoqin's house and put Song Xiaoqin down, and then sent Zhang Suxin and Xianxian back to Zhuyuan Community.

On the way, Lu Anzhi asked Zhang Suxin: "I wonder if your dad has read my martial arts novel?"

Zhang Suxin said: "My mother said he read it. But he was awkward and didn't want to talk to me. I don't know what he thinks."

She was a little uneasy when she spoke, always afraid that Lu Anzhi's method of changing her father's attitude through roundabout means was taken for granted, and she felt that it would not be easy to work.

But Lu Anzhi was very calm and said with a smile: "Don't worry, there should be no problem. As long as your dad is a fan of martial arts novels, then your dad will probably like this novel."

"narcissism!"

This is not the first time that Zhang Suxin complained about Lu Anzhi like this. But after hearing Lu Anzhi comforting herself like this, her heart still dropped into her stomach, and she felt much more at ease.

Lu Anzhi said: "I am not simply narcissistic. One of the reasons why I am so confident and confident in the novel "Legend of the Condor Heroes" is one of the reasons. But the other reason is that it depends on your father's attitude. .

"I remember you said before that when you called you at home, your dad would talk to you, but now he stopped talking, which proves it. If you are so stubborn, your dad is probably not much different. I guess She’s tsundere.”

Zhang Suxin said angrily: "I'm going to kill you! What nonsense are you talking about! You are the tsundere, your whole family is tsundere!" She had never heard of the word tsundere, but after listening to Lu Anzhi's words, she probably understood what tsundere was. mean.

Lu Anzhi smiled and said: "Apart from me, the only people in my family are you and Xianxian. I don't know if Xianxian is arrogant or arrogant. Anyway, you arrogant didn't run away."

Zhang Suxin was stunned and wanted to lose her temper, but she couldn't.

After all, she is a very sensitive and careful person. When she heard Lu Anzhi say, "Besides me, the only people in my family are you and Xianxian," she immediately thought of Lu Anzhi's situation.

He is alone all the time, but I always bring up the whole family. How stupid!

She blamed herself in her heart and stopped talking. She silently put her hand on Lu Anzhi's shoulder.

Lu Anzhi was slightly startled, his heart warmed, and he said nothing more.

Xianxian sat on the safety seat and wanted to imitate her mother and put her little paws on Lu Anzhi's shoulders, but she couldn't reach them, so she had to give up.

The little guy was curious and asked: "Dad, what is tsundere?"

Lu Anzhi smiled and said, "Tsundere means speaking too much for your integrity."

Xianxian nodded: "Yeah, mommy is upright!"

"..."

Zhang Suxin was silent for a while and said angrily, "Lu! An! Zhi! Let you teach your children randomly!"

Xianxian: "I'm sorry!"

Zhang Suxin: "..."

After sending Zhang Suxin and Song Xiaoqin home, Lu Anzhi returned to Sanwei Bookstore, finished writing the fourth chapter of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and sent it to the editor.

The editor is always online, like a ghost wandering on the Internet. After receiving the manuscript from Lu Anzhi, he immediately appeared from the ghost state into an entity, receiving the manuscript and reading it.

Lu Anzhi waited for a while and saw the new reply from Kuku: Boss B, you are awesome!

Lu Anzhi: Xiao Kuzi, you are also an editor after all. Can you have some cultural literacy and some tricks to flatter you, instead of being so awesome?

Kuku: Boss B is awesome!

Lu Anzhi:......

If it weren't for Qiu Qiuli's words, Lu Anzhi almost thought Kuku was Xianxian.

Thanks to 08a for the tip.