The days of retirement with the singing queen

[The title of this chapter is wrong, thanks to Wang Haihan. The title cannot be modified, the content has been changed. 】

Lin Gu read the entire book before returning "First Intimate Contact" to his granddaughter Lin Shuhua.

"First Intimate Contact" was not long, so he did not read it slowly.

After reading it, Lin Shuhua asked him: "How was it?"

Lin Gu commented: "There are so many naughty words."

Lin Shuhua: "..."

She knew that her grandfather Lin Gu probably didn't like such urban youth novels, but she didn't expect Lin Gu to answer like this.

But when she was reading by herself, she couldn't help but feel that what her grandfather said was indeed right. Lu Anzhi really talked a lot.

The saucy words in this novel are one after another, and they all look very interesting and fit the background of this Internet age. Lin Shuhua couldn't help but smile knowingly as he read it.

And when he saw the sentence at the end, "If I still have one day to live, I will be your girlfriend. Do I have one day to live? No. So I am still not your girlfriend in this life," Lin Shuhua couldn't help but Startled.

She originally thought that the signature at the beginning was just a witticism, but she didn't expect that such a wisecrack fulfilled the mission of echoing the beginning and the end of the novel, making people feel a sore nose.

Lu Anzhi is really good at writing dirty talk, and he can also make fun of it.

Lin Shuhua thought about it, and it seemed that every book written by Lu Anzhi contained a lot of dirty talk.

Not to mention the first book, it was the first work of this guy Lu Anzhi. Lin Shuhua could see the youthfulness between the lines. Needless to say, those gorgeous and useless words are probably the predecessor of slang.

And starting from the second book, those words "I want this day to be no longer able to cover my eyes", "Everyone has a dead child in his heart", "We are all little monsters", "All disobedient ministers should die", " "The baobab tree is just a sapling before it grows up" and the like, it's a joke that gradually matures.

Lin Shuhua felt that this was not Lu Anzhi's most powerful ability. The best thing about him is that he can find saucy words that fit the background of each novel.

…

"First Encounter" is indeed short.

That night, after Yan Shunan returned home, he lay on the bed and stayed up late to read the entire novel.

Then he fell asleep. He turned off the lights and lay on the bed with his eyes closed for a long time, but still couldn't fall asleep. Then he couldn't help but turn on his phone and use the browser to search for questions such as what is butterfly disease and is there no cure for lupus erythematosus?

As a result, he saw some answers in the searched questions saying that the probability of death directly caused by lupus erythematosus is very small, but this disease can cause cancer, which can lead to skin cancer, making the probability of death greater, and so on, and he was filled with indignation.

This Lu Anzhi... Damn boss! It was indeed intentional!

Thinking about this, Yan Shunan became more and more depressed and unable to sleep.

When Liu Xiuting woke up the next day, she saw Yan Shun'an's eyes were red and the circles were dark. She couldn't help complaining and laughing: "I made you stay up late at night reading the boss's novels. You deserve it!"

And when he went to the company, his colleagues saw him and laughed and said, "You must have stayed up late again to read Doraemon's new book."

It took Yan Shun'an a day to calm down. After returning home, he didn't expect Liu Xiuting to read the novel he put beside his bed.

This night it was Liu Xiuting's turn to stay up late.

Another day, when Yan Shun'an woke up, he saw Liu Xiuting's dark eyes and red eyes and asked him: "Have you ever had a girlfriend like Qingwu Feiyang before, so you were so deeply touched that you couldn't sleep all night?"

Yan Shunan was speechless: "How could you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air?!"

The next day he found out that his wife had changed her Qiuqiu name to "Qingwu Feiyang".

…

Xijing, the home of Zhang Yuzhi and Miao Suqin. Zhang Yuzhi, who was wearing glasses and holding a mobile phone, frowned and poked at the keyboard of the mobile phone with one finger.

When Zhang Suxin saw it, she couldn't help but ask: "What are you doing, dad?"

Zhang Yuzhi said: "I am registered in Qiuqiu. The students of this class I am leading will graduate in half a year. I created a Qiuqiu class group and insisted on letting me in. You said that their children are in the group by themselves. Busy, what am I getting involved in? I've refused twice, and the students still insist on dragging me in. Why is it so difficult to register for Qiuqiu? You help me figure it out."

Zhang Suxin took the phone from Zhang Yuzhi and said with a smile: "Dad, don't worry. There must be other groups among your students. If you sign up for this group, Qiuqiu will leave it as a thought. If you have anything to do, I will miss the students." Look, if they are busy, they must be chatting in another group."

Zhang Yuzhi: "..." His enthusiasm for registering for Qiuqiu suddenly faded.

"alright."

Zhang Suxin helped Zhang Yuzhi register Qiuqiu three times, and then asked Zhang Yuzhi what his nickname was. After hearing Zhang Yuzhi say "real name", she changed the nickname to "Zhang Yuzhi" and returned the phone to Zhang Yuzhi.

"The password is 123456. The account number is on top - this is it. Dad, please write it down yourself."

Zhang Suxin pointed to the mobile phone to guide Zhang Yuzhi, and then saw Zhang Yuzhi take out a note from his jacket pocket.

Zhang Yuzhi said: "This is my student's Qiuqiu account. Please help me add friends. I can't."

Zhang Suxin had no choice but to help Zhang Yuzhi add a Qiuqiu number written on the note, and her friend quickly approved it.

"Flying lightly?"

Zhang Yuzhi was watching the whole process. After seeing the name next to Qiuqiu's portrait, he asked Zhang Suxin, "Is this my student's nickname?"

Zhang Suxin nodded, but couldn't help but smile. It seems that my father, a student, must have read his husband’s new book.

Soon, Zhang Yuzhi’s Qiuqiu account was pulled into a group by the newly added Qiuqiu friend. Then Zhang Suxin and Zhang Yuzhi saw that the group suddenly became active, and everyone was saying "Hello, teacher."

"What should I reply to?"

Zhang Suxin asked Zhang Yuzhi.

Zhang Yuzhi said: "Just talk about the classmates." He looked at a lot of nicknames in the Qiuqiu group and asked in surprise, "Why are there so many Qing Wu Fei?" He frowned again and asked, "What else?" What's going on with these nicknames? What about Ruffian Li Ruffian King? Why are there so many ruffians?"

These students have entered a rebellious period in their prime years. What influence has this caused? !

Zhang Suxin smiled and said, "You have to ask your good son-in-law about this."

Zhang Yuzhi immediately understood what was going on: "Is this all from An Zhi's novel?"

Zhang Suxin said hurriedly: "He didn't write anything messy! He just wrote the main character's online name is 'Ruffian Cai', and the heroine's online name is 'Qingwu Feiyang'. There was no messy writing."

Zhang Yuzhi was silent for a while.

But my son-in-law is so popular among his students!

During self-study that night, Zhang Yuzhi went to school, walked into the classroom, walked around the podium twice with a serious face, and confiscated several copies of "First Intimate Contact."