The Death Knell

"Tell me, what are you going to do specifically to come to me? As you can see, I am enjoying my vacation." Su Ming changed to a recliner and lay on it wearing sunglasses, with his hand resting on the giant sword beside him: "And you're ruining the mood like a wild dog's excrement from a moldy burrito. Give me a reason not to chop you up."

Wade spread his hands, opened his suitcase and found a new pair of sunglasses.

"Me? Of course I came to you for a vacation. You gave me some commissions before, but when I went back I found that the purchasing power of tmd dollars dropped faster than an elephant's diarrhea, so I decided to spend that money in this era, so It’s not a loss.”

With that said, Wade also patted his conveyor belt.

"No, don't you have something else to do over there? Thanos killed Spider-Man, aren't you going to avenge him?" Su Ming didn't want to go on vacation with Deadpool at all, and Gin who was not far away obviously didn't want to either.

While vacationing with family is great, that doesn't apply to the Wilson family.

To be honest, instead of basking in the sun with the smelly Wade, Su Ming would rather play beach volleyball with the clown.

"Oh, that purple leather Cable? I've got him. Originally, I planned to gather a team and beat him in the traditional way of superheroes. But when everyone got together, they found out, oh! What did the Avengers have to use? Quantum technology goes back to the past and it’s too troublesome to get infinity stones and gloves. Do you remember my hot ‘Chica’?”

Deadpool took out an inflatable sofa from the small box, inflated it with a pump and placed it on the beach. The colorful and patched thing did not match the surrounding environment:

"It's the one you stabbed me in the Immortal Palace last time. The one I saw in my dream. After I went back, I tried to find her again. When we were chatting during the period, I talked about the problems we were facing. She Just help me solve it, she is actually a goddess."

Yes, Su Ming experimented with Tears of Death on Wade, and he did see death.

"Death helped you take down Thanos, right?" Su Ming sighed: "Actually, you didn't do anything."

"How can you say that?! I really did it, and I did it for a long time!" Wade put his hands on his hips and slowly moved in circles: "You, like the captain, don't know how much I have given to this world. , if it were not for my efforts, would she have helped the earth? Just thinking about it now makes me feel pain in my waist and lower abdomen."

As he spoke, his expression became more obscene, to the point where he drooled.

"Okay, you cover your face first, and then I'll give you some money. You can find another place to play and don't bother me." Su Ming put his hand on his forehead and closed his eyes. The sun was warm. I don’t want to move during the day.

Wade sat on his inflatable sofa, moved closer like a crab, and showed a flattering smile: "Well, can you hit me with your little dagger a few more times? I haven't even had time to tell her. Thank you."

"Only the dead can see death. You can't die conceptually. I'm afraid the tears of death won't have a second effect on you, because a person can't die twice in a row." Su Ming motioned to Wade to look down. The dagger was already stabbed into his belly.

Deadpool lowered his head, and sure enough, on the familiar dagger, the beautiful owl statue seemed to be looking at him and smiling.

"Wow, your hand is slipping faster. Although it hurts me so much, I really can't die. Alas..."

Su Ming took out the dagger, shook off the blood on it, wiped it on the beach, and asked Strangulation to help bury the poisonous blood: "Don't you have a reasonable gem? Try using that."

Wade's avocado face showed a helpless expression, and he took out a diamond-shaped transparent crystal: "Hey, it seems to be out of power."

"Can the Infinity Stones be used without electricity? Are you kidding me?" Su Ming picked up the transparent crystal, but there was no energy fluctuation at this time, just like a piece of plastic.

"Last time I took it to see Chica, and then I came home and suddenly thought, if it is used so frequently, will it run out of energy? Just like a mobile phone, it should become dim after the energy is exhausted. Bar?"

Wade stuffed his intestines back into his belly, took out the stapler from his pants pocket, and slapped his belly several times.

"But you forgot that the gem was still in your hand, and then it fulfilled your wish. It ran out of power, and everything made sense." Su Ming had already guessed how things would develop.

"Yes, it's that reasonable." Wade put the gem back into his crotch and rubbed his face: "So I want to find a way to see 'Chica' again. I need comfort in my heart. Slade, in In my heart, you are so great and omnipotent, so I came to find you."

After saying that, he clasped his hands in front of his chest like a little girl, swaying his body from side to side coquettishly, and looked at Su Ming with his loving little eyes blinking rapidly.

"boom!"

Su Ming turned around and retched, then strangled and shot Wade's head again.

After a few minutes, Deadpool's body sat up.

"I really want the symbiote." Wade's head became smaller, and he said enviously while putting on new sunglasses.

Su Ming pinched the bridge of his nose with a headache. It seemed that this mangy dog ​​would not leave until he achieved his goal: "Do your other girlfriends know that you are out to find death?"

"Each of them is different, but they are all my wings..." Wade showed a typical scumbag smile.

"I suspect that you have been hanging out with Negative Sonic Boy Warhead for too long. Did her Japanese girlfriend Yukio make you fall in love with Japanese?" Su Ming closed his eyes and slowly stroked his hair a few times: "This way Well, let me give you two ideas. Either you go to Dracula and let him transform you into a vampire. A vampire is conceptually the soulless dead. Or you go to Selene and let her suck you away. soul."

"Good idea, I'll try it." Wade happily slapped his belt and disappeared on the beach.

Su Ming immediately stood up from the recliner and walked towards Gin: "Pack your things, let's leave quickly, that guy will definitely not die, let's change places."

Gin was also wearing a swimsuit, with a long silk scarf around her waist. She also looked a little helpless: "Where are we going? Your cousin always seems to be able to find you."

Su Ming pinched his chin and frowned: "You're right, we need to separate. That guy can still track me within the multiverse. I have to at least jump out of the super universe..."

"Still can't you take me with you?" Gin smiled, with some hope in her eyes.

But Su Ming shook his head: "Unless there is a breakthrough in the research on magic ships or the blood of the elders, and they are compatible with Leviathan's aerospace technology, I will not be able to take living beings on a journey through the omnipotent universe. The intersection of the celestial sphere can only Let you arrive at Xili's hometown, and that method is too unsafe. I don't want to lose you during the trip. I will find other ways when I go out this time."

"What's going on with the symbiote? It can follow you." Gin pointed at Su Ming's floral shirt.

"It's different. It's a forged creature. Before we caught Gnar, the god of symbiotes, none of us knew how he created this species." Su Ming grabbed Gin's fingers and said soothingly. Pinch.

"Well, I will stay here to supervise the progress of scientific research, but you'd better not keep me waiting for too long. If Ragnarok comes, I will die." Gin sighed.

"I know this very well, so I already had a plan." Su Ming hugged her and disappeared instantly.

Gin slowly walked to the lounge chair on the beach and slowly lay down. She looked at the calm blue sea, thoughtfully.

.....................

"Please take a seat."

The girl looked the same as the last time we met, except that her long black hair changed from the twin tails in the past to the high bun today.

Against the background of the black tulle dress, her snow-white skin is like the cleanest white paper, and the small Ankh cross on her neck also illustrates her identity.

"I just went to a family party and everyone was nice, but they still thought I was dressed like I was at a funeral."

She said this, and at the same time, she showed a sweet smile, which seemed to be able to brush away all the troubles of human beings.

"Funeral is just a human ritual. Some people don't like the sense of ritual, but this is inevitable." The man opposite her said this, and the black leather goggles moved slightly on his face.

"So, the living came to the realm of the dead again, probably not just to chat, right?"

There was no black tea here, and there were no models. Except for the bones of skeletons, everything under her jurisdiction was dark gray. However, she still pushed an empty cup in front of the mercenary and told him that he could pretend to drink tea. It's like playing house.

Su Ming leaned gently on the sofa, tapping his knees with his hands, and really picked up the empty teacup and brought it to his mouth: "It tastes good, but I really came here to chat."

"Have you completed my task?" the girl asked.

"The Sandman and Lucifer are trying to create the Sandman Universe at this time. If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to connect with the Almighty Universe. If you have a way, you can find him outside our multidimensional world. Wherever there are dreams, there are them." Su Ming replied calmly, he had actually been aware of this for a long time.

"That's good. We can chat. After all, dreams escape fate, and death is destined." The girl smiled even happier.

"It seems you like this answer, so I want to ask you, what exactly is death?" Su Ming also smiled and placed the tea cup on the bone coffee table.

The girl dressed in gothic clothing took off the little hat on her head and hugged the teddy bear on the sofa: "Death is me, I am death."

"No, it's not just that. What is death outside of this universe?" Su Ming shook his head. What he asked was not such a simple matter.

Death looked at him tenderly, stretched out his cold hand and put it on the back of his hand: "If there is only one day of life, then the end of today is death; if there is only one second of life, then the movement of the second hand is death. This It is the level that humans can see. But in fact, the world still has the next day, the next second, so in words you can understand, death is a gift and a miracle."

"A miracle..." Su Ming narrowed his eyes.