The Death Knell
Chapter 1487 Competition
"What? You asked for surrender? Just when my cousin and the others were trapped in that golden sun over there?"
Wade pointed at the golden sphere that squeezed into Maia from the space crack like a light bulb, tilted his head and asked the person in front of him. He actually didn't know whether the creature in front of him was a human, because the other person had a human head and an upright body. On a walking dog.
But given that the other person was wearing clothes, Deadpool judged that he was an intelligent creature, maybe an alien?
"Yes, we all agree that the power of the Lord of Order cannot be matched. Since we can't fight against it, then join it." The human-faced dog looked serious. He wore very good clothes, but there were too many High-end jewelry puts a lot of burden on the body.
Wade's eyes passed over the beautiful jewelry, and the corners of his mouth raised under the black and red mask.
"Who is Unanimous? Do you mean a certain party by 'unanimous'? What is your governance philosophy? Are there any Bush family sponsors? Seeing that you have such a strange appearance, who gave you the courage to participate in the election? You What do you think about the gun ban and Medicare for All bills?”
Deadpool's mouth is like a machine gun, saying a lot of things that the other party cannot understand at all.
"What nonsense? Unanimity is the people. I stand up for all the people of Maia. Why can't you even understand this? Are you really in charge here?"
The human dog looked at Deadpool, who was two heads taller than him, with some suspicion. The smelly weirdo said before that he had the final say here, but he always felt that something was wrong...
"He lied." Harley emerged from the side and pointed to the blank space above the human dog's head: "He didn't know what happened at all. He just got up and didn't even brush his teeth. He just listened to what his subordinates said about the enemy's invasion. He thinks this is an opportunity and wants to seize power, and then he plans to deceive you and go home to eat the stewed beef bones."
Wade scratched his head: "Really? But what's the benefit of lying to me? It's so confusing..."
"Isn't it because you said you are the one in charge?" Harley filled the heavy machine gun with bullet belts. She liked all kinds of heavy weapons. Of course, the one she used most was the rocket launcher.
"Oh, that's right, I am indeed the one in charge of things here." Wade stretched out his toes, drew a perfect circle with a diameter of half a meter with himself as the center, and then he pointed at his feet: " Yes, even in this circle, I have the final say."
The human dog's face dropped, and he almost couldn't bear it and used a magic to blast the bitch in front of him out, but other outsiders, the metal man and the long-haired woman were all watching not far away, their eyes scanning intentionally or unintentionally. After getting here, he still felt that he couldn't act rashly.
The order of surrender is just a slogan. Human Dog just wants to use this to make these outsiders leave, and then kill Bobo and Blue Devil, thereby realizing his ambitious hegemony.
A grand duke who doesn't want to be a king is not a good mage. Who among the dukes in Maia doesn't want to be a king? Now is the opportunity.
What to do if you can't defeat the Lord of Order? It doesn't matter, the worst case scenario is to escape to the main dimension and form a government-in-exile, as long as the claim to Maia is maintained.
A magician's lifespan is very long, so there's always a chance he'll come back, right?
There is no mage among these outsiders now, and it is much easier to deceive them than before, so the human-headed dog takes action.
As for those people who were brought closer to the order space by the Lord of Order? He has already acquiesced that those people are dead. Fighting the god himself in a god's space is more satisfying than committing suicide.
"Bah, you idiot."
The human-headed dog endured the desire to do something on his own, and just spit in the side to vent his anger for wasting so much time with Deadpool.
Just don't say anything if it doesn't matter! It made him endure the stench for so long.
After spitting, he looked contemptuously at Wade with his small eyes, tugged at the skirt of his robe with both hands, and turned around to leave.
He was going to try his luck with the metal man, because the iron shell looked very powerful, like he was in charge.
"boom!"
The head of the human-headed dog exploded, and the headless body slowly fell down, splashing a circle of dust and revealing a pistol behind him that was still emitting green smoke.
Wade sighed and put the gun back in the holster on his thigh. These people are really broken-hearted. Do they really think they can't kill people if they are Deadpool? If you get too close, this city will be slaughtered by you.
"Haha, good kill! I appreciate you guys the most who shoot others in the back."
Harley smiled and clapped. She was ready to shoot just now, but the heavy machine gun was not as good as the pistol when it was raised, so it was a step too late.
Wade picked up the bullet casings on the ground to make himself look more professional. Then he ignored Cyborg and others who came over and said to Harley:
"It doesn't matter when he calls me stupid. I just hate people who spit everywhere and have no sense of morality at all... Hey, bah!"
He lifted his mask, and a mouthful of thick phlegm mixed with blood flew accurately onto the back of the headless corpse. Because Wade also had lung cancer and esophageal cancer, congestion and secretions often came up when he talked, which was normal.
After clearing his throat, Wade felt much more comfortable. He pulled down his mask again and said, "And please stop saying words like 'shooting in the back' and 'macho'. My PG13 will be ruined if you drive casually like this." "
Harley didn't listen to him at all, turning her head around and looking around:
"Hey, let's have a killing contest, shall we? This dog's men seem to want to take action."
Just like what she said, the victim was also a duke, so he naturally brought someone with him when he went out. At this time, some mages on the street began to prepare to cast spells against the two of them.
They probably didn't expect that Deadpool didn't play by the rules at all. The nobles came to negotiate with him, and it was fine if he didn't accept it. How could he kill people?
Deadpool moved his neck, put his hands into his trouser pockets, pulled out suddenly, and pulled out two screaming chickens.
Harley: "???"
"You got it wrong. This is the gift I prepared for my daughter."
Wade stuffed the rubber toy back, reached down and took it out again, and this time he got it right.
When he raised his hands, he made an X shape with his arms in front of his chest, with a grenade between his ten fingers.
"X power! Ever since my cousin and Cable laughed at me for not bringing explosives when I went out last time, I have always brought enough grenades, but they are not very convenient to carry and occupy a lot of space in my crotch. In short... .”
He stuck out his tongue through the mask, and the muzzle pushed up the mask into a hook shape. Then he flicked his head, and his tongue hooked all the grenade strings with unusual accuracy.
Throwing out the grenade and replacing the two guns, watching the mages being shattered in the explosion, Wade spit out the string and said with a smile:
"Game start."
"Start you @\u0026*%! You killed everyone!"
Harley swung the crane gun and hit Wade on the head like a sledgehammer, knocking Wade to the ground.
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