The Death Knell

"Ahem, Deadpool, I'm not telling you, you really should take a shower."

After the lightning dissipated, Barry put the two Wilson brothers down, and turned around to cough and retching. When carrying Deadpool, he couldn't avoid close contact with him. In the bullet time formed by the speed force, the stench on Wade's body was simply unavoidable. To avoid:

"We are both brothers and mercenaries, so why are there such big differences in personal hygiene?"

Xiaofeng was a quick talker and always said what came to mind. While wiping the tears choked by the strong body odor, he complained to Wade.

"He is a hateful rich capitalist. Not only does he often do skin care and skin care, but his own company also produces various cosmetics." Wade also appeared very excited and began to accuse his cousin: "What about me? A pauper. One! You have to run for a living every day, sell your energy and work hard to survive, and you can’t rest until you are paralyzed. Xiaoshan, you don’t understand the sufferings of the working people at the bottom!"

The Flash was immediately overwhelmed by Deadpool's momentum, as if the shadows of all the great proletarian figures were standing behind the red and black mercenaries. What he said seemed to make sense. This was really the voice of the working people at the bottom.

"Is that so... I'm sorry. I'll give you some deodorant when I get back to the main dimension. It's the brand I usually use, lemon scented. It's easy to use and saves time. Just apply it every time. exist......"

Barry really believed it. He apologized very sincerely and even took out his own things to share with Wade.

However, Su Ming punched Deadpool and flew him into the lake not far away, taking his place next to Barry: "Don't believe his words, he is rotting and deteriorating every moment because of cancer all over his body." , here you go, mint ointment, it will be better if you apply it under your nose."

The Flash took the small iron box and smeared it thickly under his nose, just like a forensic doctor would do when examining a rotting corpse, but he also looked at Deadpool with sympathy as he began to perform synchronized swimming in the water.

He sighed, and the smell of mint made his mind clearer. He whispered to the death knell: "The cancer cells have spread? The whole body is festering? Isn't that more pitiful? He is seriously ill and yet he is so optimistic... ...I shouldn’t say anything about him, and you should help your brothers more.”

Maggie Ken walked out of the burning portal and sneered when she heard Barry's words. She could see the color of Deadpool's soul, which was definitely a fallen soul that any demon king would be moved by.

He possesses all seven deadly sins except arrogance, and his soul is red and black. This is not a good person.

Su Ming shook his head speechlessly, and put his arm on Barry's shoulders according to gravity, leading him to walk towards the lake: "When you find out that he is a meaner bitch than Constantine, you won't think so. . Wade is not like me. Brain cancer makes his mind hyperactive. If you are too close to him, he may sneak into your house in the middle of the night and sleep between you and your girlfriend. When Patty wakes up and questions, Pretend to be your gay partner.”

"Uh...can he?"

Barry was immediately afraid. This sounded too crazy. Except for Batman, no one in the Justice League liked to be too close to crazy people.

Although Patty knew Barry's secret identity, Barry couldn't let his comrades sleep between him and his girlfriend.

"Only if you can't think of it, he can't do it." Su Ming looked at Wade, who was still swimming on the lawn with his eyes closed after being thrown out of the lake by Vivian, and seriously replied to Barry: "I just proposed One possibility and more possibilities are hidden in his brain that is like a stew. Even I can't predict his thoughts. In many ways, he is the one who restrains me."

Barry shrugged. He didn't quite understand what Su Ming meant, but he still showed his iconic smile: "Yes, each of us is actually restrained by our relatives and friends. This is human nature. I quite like this. You Do you know what I was thinking when I was lost in the Speed ​​Force? I..."

"I know that you were lost in the Speed ​​Force for 23 years. Before the Flashpoint incident, you had been thinking about your wife Iris at the time. You used her as a 'lightning rod' to come back successfully." Su Ming Smiling, he patted the Flash on the shoulder and lowered his voice: "But now your girlfriend is Patty, and you also want Iris, Jessica, and even Meena Dhawan. Admit it, Barry, as an adult People want everything they choose, and this is human nature.”

Deathstroke held Barry with one arm, and his free hand was still slowly making a fist in front of him, squeezing it as if it was grasping the throat of fate.

Barry covered his face. Su Ming couldn't get over this issue. Not only did he always have to talk about it, but he also tempted him to make mistakes from time to time: "No, I can't do that, it's wrong."

"Actually, I also know that you once dated Zatanna. When we were together just now, didn't you notice that she didn't even say she didn't want to communicate with Jessica? Didn't the two of them even look at each other intentionally? How embarrassing have you made them? It’s so difficult to get along with each other, why don’t we just do it all..."

The demonic whisper of temptation sounded again, like a feather tickling Barry's brain, and he shuddered.

"Bigamy is illegal, and having a girlfriend is enough."

Barry quickly interrupted. He had dated a lot of people, but that didn't mean anything. Finding a partner was a process of constant trying.

But he still swallowed, because his brain was really moving in the direction of death knell.

Su Ming gave some advice and patted Barry on the back with a smile: "It's just a violation of American law. You can ask Batman to get you Iranian or Afghan citizenship. Then you can marry four equal wives. If you still have If it’s not enough, ask him to change your nationality to Cameroon, where there is no limit on the number of wives you can marry.”

"Cameroon..." Barry was in a trance.

"Oh, humans always overestimate the role of a contract." Maggie Ken walked on the other side of the death knell and shook his head disdainfully: "Laws and rules are nothing more than shackles imposed by the strong on the weak. Since you With extraordinary abilities, you should not care about those things for a long time."

"Indeed, you and I are the type who don't get married because of our longevity and strength, and we don't like to follow other people's rules." Su Ming nodded towards Maizi: "But the Flash is a good person. For humans, that piece of paper can It’s some kind of responsible performance.”

"Psychological comfort?" Maggie pondered for a moment: "Even if you know it's useless, you still have to use it to deceive yourself."

"Absolutely, but it would be of great benefit for The Flash to marry more wives for reproduction. Think about it, his descendants will inherit the Speed ​​Force, and they can also return to this era from the distant future to help us. If He now has ten wives, and their children will find dozens of wives each, passing on from generation to generation, and there will be an endless supply of descendants. Then in the next second, our side will have a future army of Speed ​​Force users out of thin air. What Perpetua? What ultimate judge? It’s nothing more than mediocrity.”

Satan looked at Deathstroke with admiration. It turns out that was the case. No wonder he had been so enthusiastic about Barry's marriage and wanted to incite him to start a harem. It turned out to be this idea.

Even she didn't think of this at the beginning. She couldn't go to the 'past' to deal with the Legion of Destruction, but she could let people from the future come to the 'present'.

"Yes, Deathstroke, you are very good. It would be a pity not to be a devil." Maizi licked her lips, her snake-like forked tongue looked very moist.

"It's just a so-so award. This is for our universe." Su Ming smiled modestly and waved his hand nonchalantly.

However, at this time, Barry looked desperate, made a screeching expression like a prairie dog and screamed: "You actually plan to use me to breed like a laboratory rabbit, it's too dark!"

Wade swam over on the grass at some point, jumped up at Barry's feet, and stretched out his hand to hook Barry's neck:

"Xiao Shan, look at the problem more optimistically. Think more about the pleasure in the process. The future generations are just a by-product of enjoyment. This thing is just like a loan. Spend the money first to enjoy it, and then run away when the repayment period is approaching. Now that the road is clear, who can catch you?"

Barry was draped on his shoulders by two strong arms, as if he had a heavy weight on his back. His eyes had turned into the shape of dead fish: "...the unique ideas of the three of you are really unacceptable. I have to go over there and be quiet.”

He pointed to a deserted corner of the garden, where there were only a few butterflies.

"Go ahead, but Meena Dhawan is lost in the Speed ​​Force. I have a way to get her back, please think about it." Su Ming came up with the conditions.

Barry paused, glanced at Deathstroke angrily, and ran away wiping tears.