The Death Knell

"Huh? Why do you have to take off your clothes?" Thor tugged on the sweat-soaked red T-shirt on his body, which had Che Guevara's face painted on it, and said with some annoyance: "I like this man's beard."

"Do you still want to take a ride? I am teaching you how to take a ride for free in the United States."

Wade rolled his eyes at him. This rich second-generation foreigner really had no common sense at all.

"In the past, I could fly you to New York in an instant."

While Thor was thinking casually, he obediently took off his short sleeves. His sharp-edged muscles, as if they were cut with knives and axes, shone in the sun against the backdrop of sweat.

Wade turned his face away and blocked the shining curve with his palm:

"Dude, did you grow up eating earthworm protein powder? Your muscle building is too exaggerated!"

"This is what I have gained from thousands of years of training through hundreds of battles. What is protein powder?"

Thor laughed loudly. He knew that this mortal was envious of his strong physique, so he did a few more bodybuilding-like movements, bulging his biceps and deltoid muscles to show off to Wade.

Wade rolled his eyes, this guy really thought of himself as Thor, and he was just like any other muscular guy, he had no brains at all.

But this is better.

"Come, stand here." He dragged Thor to the side of the road and asked him to pose like Mr. Mighty. Then he stood aside, holding a sign and gesturing with his thumbs: "Can you move your chest muscles? "

"Like this?" Thor tried hard, and the two big brick-like muscles on his chest began to beat wildly.

Wade turned his head to look at the wilderness as if his eyes were hurt. He squeezed out some tears with a look of disgust on his face, waved his hands to indicate a pause, and after taking a deep breath, he said:

"Stop, stop, I'm a little dizzy from being shaken... Now smile, no, it's too silly, a little more vulgar, a little more frivolous." Wade raised his hand and pinched Thor's face. Next, give him a wicked smile and ask him to keep it.

"Does this really work? If people in the atrium don't have money, do they have to take off their clothes and take other people's rides?"

Thor kept a smile on his face and asked the people around him in a voice. He also saw a pink car driving in the distance. It looked very luxurious at first glance.

Wade nodded solemnly and wiped his sweat with some emotion: "Yes, I don't know if the Atrium you are talking about is another name for the United States, but on earth, it is the saddest thing for humans to have no money. Don't say It’s time to take off your clothes, some people can even take off their skin.”

"Is there no one who can take care of them? Just like the God King Odin will always take care of all the Asa Protoss." Thor frowned. In Asgard culture, people will not be skinned or used similar methods. It is not honorable at all to desecrate a corpse.

Wade rolled his eyes and licked his chapped lips: "I don't know what you were thinking, but what you see in front of you is the real world. It's easy to die, but it's hard to live. No one will support you, Compared with being able to eat, glory is not worth mentioning."

"How can you say that Glory is useless?!" Thor glared at him, his clothes trying to look like a strongman locking up a man.

Wade didn't panic at all. He just squeezed Thor with his crotch: "Do you think you are full of glory? So much that it overflows?"

Thor slapped his chest, sweat splattered everywhere: "Of course!"

The golden-haired mercenary showed a meaningful smile: "Then sell me some. How much does it cost per cup?"

"..." Thor had a long mouth and didn't know how to answer. He said before that he had a lot of glory, but he couldn't bring anything out. He was stunned.

Wade then returned his gaze to the road: "You've noticed it yourself, right? Things that can't be traded are worthless. Why do you need it if it's worthless?"

It made sense. Thor was not good at words in the first place, and he was even more speechless at this moment.

"Okay, stop thinking about that kind of illusory things in the future, follow me, watch and learn!" Wade patted his shoulder, but got a sweaty hand, and quickly wiped it on his pants a few times in disgust: "I I promise to teach you well, okay? Now smile, the goal is here."

The pink limousine is indeed in front of you, and the disco music can be heard clearly amidst the roar of the engine. The low streamlined body is the same technological style of Stark Industries as always, but this car is made of In 1984, this product of old-fashioned technology now seems to have a anachronistic feel.

But it’s nice to have a car, so what else could you choose?

The person driving the pink car is either a woman or a gay, so use Thor's shiny muscles to ensure that you can get into the car smoothly.

Sure enough, the car slowed down when it was still twenty meters away from the two of them, and slowly slid to a stop in front of them. The window was rolled down, and the air-conditioning air and the smell of perfume coming out of the car made Wade feel like he was there. Heaven.

"Hey beauties, can you give us a ride?"

Wade kept a smile that he thought was full of charm, bent down and got closer to the car window...

Then he was startled, and when he took a quick look, he thought the driver and the passenger were two poodles.

It turned out that the drivers were two thin old ladies. Their white hair was permed into big curls like those in the disco era. They were both wearing sexy pink dresses, and the loose skin on their arms was hanging down to their elbows.

They were still wearing sunglasses and listening to the song, and their old wrinkled faces were full of smiles.

"Want a ride, boys?"

The old lady in the passenger seat adjusted her sunglasses and stuck her head out of the car window. Her dim old eyes cast a sharp gaze from above the lenses, staring at Thor's chest and abdominal muscles.

Wade swore he saw her swallow secretly.

"Of course, are you two ladies on your way?" Wade took a step back without leaving a trace, pulled Thor over and blocked him in front of him.

The old lady driving the car also stretched her head and looked at Thor's muscles with admiration: "Isn't it summer? My sisters and I are going to drive to Miami to enjoy the beach. Where are you handsome guys?"

"We are going to New York to visit family, but it would be good to go to Miami first." Wade replied with a smile, while secretly winking at Thor, signaling him to start performing muscle tremors.

"???" Thor thought there was something wrong with Wade's eyes. Why was he blinking constantly?

And this is not a beauty at all, is it? Or have you not been to the atrium in decades? Has the aesthetic here changed?

Wade stepped on his foot and whispered: "Shake! Chest muscles!"

"oh."

Thor came back to his senses and subconsciously started to perform. The sweat-wet muscles moved up and down rapidly, and the two old ladies were dumbfounded.

"Wow~~~"

They couldn't help but sigh. After living for decades, they had never seen such a strong and perfect man.

That long golden hair and thick beard, paired with this body of muscles!

Suck!

Wade knew that the plan was successful. He smiled and stretched out his fingers to draw circles on Thor's chest hair. He smiled and winked at the old ladies and nodded repeatedly:

"oh yeah..."

"Stop showing off, please stop showing off, it's too hot, our sisters' hearts can't bear this, get in the car guys, we'll take you wherever you go."

The old ladies were blushing and fanning themselves into their collars. The driver even pressed the door lock button on the center console, and the automatic door lock on the back seat of the car popped open.

Wade nudged Thor with his elbow: "Get in the car, man."

As they talked, the two of them planned to get into the back seat, but at this time, the grandma sitting in the passenger seat said shyly: "I want this strong man to sit in the passenger seat and hold me on the road... ..."

Thor's eyes almost burst out of their sockets. He swallowed with some difficulty. He was not interested in the old woman.

Just as he was about to refuse, Wade asked the lady in the passenger seat, stuffed Thor into the passenger seat, picked up the old lady and the princess, put her gently into his arms, and closed the door gently. car door.

"He's yours."

The old lady touched Thor's chest muscles with a happy look on her face.