The Death Knell

The lightning came and went quickly. When the dazzling blue-white light in the darkness dissipated and the visual receiving equipment of the knocked-out Ultron returned to normal, it found that the things in front of it became completely incomprehensible. .

The woman put on a set of silver armor and a helmet that covered the upper half of her face in just a moment, with a red cloak fluttering in the wind behind her.

She was suspended in mid-air, holding the shining war hammer in her hand. At this time, thunder and lightning wrapped around her whole body, and dark clouds came from nowhere in the sky, completely covering the stars and the moon.

It’s impossible to calculate, it’s impossible to reason, everything is illogical.

Ordinary humans' energy levels jumped instantly. That body seemed to contain energy as powerful as the sun. This completely contradicted common sense in physics. Energy should not be born or disappear out of thin air.

Why does electric energy make people have such strong energy? Why hasn't her body been exploded by the energy? This is so unreasonable!

After being struck by lightning and blasted away, electric current spread all over Ultron's body. Short-circuiting its components made it impossible to stand up again in a short time. The common-sense calculations in its program and database also fell into a logical infinite loop.

Daisy, who was floating in the sky, seemed to have come back to her senses just now. She looked at the hammer in her hand, then at her cloak, and touched her body with her hands, as if to check whether her pride had become smaller.

I can't feel anything, the half-armor on my body is hard.

"Is this the transformation of a magical girl?"

This was the conclusion she came to after thinking about it, except that the magical girl in the cartoon used a fairy wand, but she used a hammer...

Forget it, if it's not beautiful, it's not beautiful. Feeling the surging power in her body, Daisy had a mysterious and mysterious feeling, as if she only needed a thought of her own, and thunder and lightning would fall from the dark clouds in the sky and attack her target.

It was a sense of power that controlled nature. She didn't know exactly how to do it, but she just knew that she could do it.

It was the hammer that told her, yes, there seemed to be a special connection between one person and one hammer. In the next second, she inherited some of Thor's memories, those battle memories of the expedition.

In just one second, Daisy went from an astronomy graduate student and a partner in a small cake shop to the Asgardian 'Thor' who has experienced hundreds of battles and is proud of his combat prowess.

Although she was still confused in her heart, when she saw Ultron looking up at her on the ground, she still didn't stay in a daze on the battlefield.

She flew straight over and raised the war hammer in her hand.

Accompanied by a bolt of lightning striking straight down from the air, a thunderous roar rang in her ears, and her attack directly smashed Ultron into the ground.

The surrounding soil, trees, gravel and insects were all shaken into the air, and Ultron had become a discus like a manhole cover at the bottom of the newly emerged deep well.

"I will return."

It left a Terminator-like message, and then activated its self-destruction mechanism. Fire came out of the deep well, accompanied by the smell of earth and gunpowder smoke. Daisy's long black hair rose into the night along with her red cloak.

Of course, she only looked handsome for three seconds before she began to breathe heavily, stretched out her hand to pat her chest, and glanced down at the pit.

There was nothing left, just a puff of white smoke.

"I won?"

"Well, you won. You beat it until its father didn't even recognize it. Do you know who its father is? In fact, its father is also its mother. The parents of robots are often the same person, haha... .Do you understand this joke? I am implying that the elder is a hermaphrodite. Of course, it is not wrong if you take it in the direction of fucking yourself."

Her soliloquy actually received a response, and the voice told her a very mean joke.

Daisy turned around suddenly as if her tail had been stepped on.

I saw a man in a red and black uniform dancing out from behind a tree in the dark doing the Cha Cha dance. He even brought his own MP3 player for music.

"Don't be excited, my friend, Thor, I'm the Deadpool." The visitor raised his hand to show that he was not hostile: "Your car is on fire. Do you want me to help you pee to put out the fire, or do you want to kill your teacher first?" Come out? No, if you think in a darker direction, maybe you are a reborn person, planning to change the future, and want to take the opportunity to kill Jane Foster and inherit her boyfriend and school position, right? "

"......ha?"

Daisy, who had just come to her senses after being reminded, flew towards the car and made a strange noise.

What the hell is changing the future? Is it really the same as the Terminator?

She tore off the car door with her bare hands like tearing paper, and took Jane out of the overturned car. There was a small hook on her belt, and she hung Mjolnir on it very skillfully.

"Okay, let's not talk about that." Deadpool waved his hand, took out a crumpled piece of paper from his underwear, blew off the skin flakes and black hair, and looked down at the car's burning fire: " You have to go back to the factory now. There is a big ax under the broken machine there. Put it in the hands of Thor's corpse, and Thor will come back to life. Don't forget to save the long-haired white-faced Loki."

There was a to-do list on the note, which was written to him by his cousin who was worried that he would forget things.

Daisy was a little wary. This stranger seemed to be very familiar with the scene of the kidnapping. Could it be some conspiracy?

But looking at Jane in her arms, she decided to give it a try.

Any fool can see Jane's thoughts about Thor. If he can revive Thor, it will make the teacher happy, at least he won't look like he lost his soul before.

As for being able to resurrect by holding an axe, it sounds unreasonable...

But I have transformed into a beautiful girl, what else is impossible?

"Then do you know how to save the man named Wade?"

Since you plan to go back to save people, it's best to save them all. Now that the bad guy robot has been destroyed, you can also use some rescue methods that delay time.

"Hey, hey, have you ever read the story of Sleeping Beauty?" The red and black weirdo let out a strange laugh, cleared his throat with a dry cough, and the Adam's apple under the mask moved, as if he had swallowed a mouthful of phlegm: " Only a hero's kiss can wake him up. You are a superhero now. You need to ride on him, hold him tightly and give him artificial respiration until he kisses you. Then the rescue is successful."

"...Forget it, let him die."

Daisy rolled her eyes, hugged Jane and flew away with a hammer. She finally heard that the guy named Wade was pretending to be dead.

Deadpool, who stayed where he was, laughed and felt very happy. He stuffed the note back into his pants, took out a few grenades from his pocket, and blew up the car that was still on fire.

He looked up at the night sky, nodded as if communicating with someone, then slapped his belt and disappeared.