The Death Knell

"Like the origins of all super-cyborgs, mine begins with a bare butt and unprecedented pain."

"You may ask how I got into this big tank full of potions and pipes? Even if these needles were inserted from my anus to my mouth? In fact, I volunteered."

"The pain of terminal cancer, like this damn Canadian experiment, gives me the pleasure of riding on a dog sled towards death. As for what kind of dog? It's definitely not Alaska, because they always wear white coats, People came and went by the bathtub, pointing at my still intact eyes and my specialties in certain areas."

"Many people can't see clearly in the dark, and you, like me, will have a hard time seeing when the pain is like a piranha burrowing into your gut."

"But I'm still so friendly, and I've made a few new friends in God knows how long, even though they probably don't know my name."

"Francis, whenever he shows up, wears a black tights like his sharkskin bathing suit. His chin is as wide as his forehead, and his brain is probably square. The good news is, he's a complete pervert. I like it. Perverted people are always honest. The bad news is that he seems to have the final say here. There are probably more than a hundred patients who came to treat me, and half of them were tortured to death by him."

"Professor Thornton, a bald scientist, always looks at my penis with envy. I guess he is mentally ill due to his incompetence, so he became the chief engineer of the experimental project."

"Dr. Kromos, who looks like a Russian, has a big beard, thick hair, and a pair of funny round glasses. Every time I am about to be played to death by the two mentioned above, he will save me." I guarantee that I can be fucked for much longer."

"Miss He Na, I don't know what she does, but she has a curvy front and back, and her short hair suits her pretty face. Whenever she twists her waist and passes by my glass jar, I will stiffen slightly to show respect. .”

"Of course, in addition to these people here, there are countless good people in this underground warehouse-like base. They are like background characters in a Bollywood musical, singing and dancing with electric batons and guns every day. Hundreds of them Thousands of people contributed to this experimental medical technology, including the person who burned the crematorium. I am afraid he is the hardest worker."

"If this was really some kind of medical experiment, I would probably be moved too. Unfortunately, it's not. This is a damn weapons program. Who knows what it is. It's not a good thing anyway. What they implanted in us is a kind of weapon derived from 'King Kong'." The self-healing factor gained from Wolf's body is intended to turn us patients into brainwashed super weapons."

"Perhaps some of you will ask questions, extremely handsome little Wade, how do you know this?"

"Little fool, of course someone in the audience told me! Okay, let's stop talking. Long-term painful torture has greatly increased my resistance to pain and anesthesia, and I listened to Professor Thornton while pretending to sleep. My cancer cells have formed a balance with the self-healing factors, and I am ready to go home. Do you think it will scare them if I suddenly jump out of the sink?"

Wade's inner drama is super rich. If these contents were comics, they would be able to draw more than ten pages. Cancer cells and self-healing factors completely destroyed his brain, but when they made him crazy, they also gave him A new door has opened.

He will no longer be afraid of being alone in the future. There are countless people communicating with him through barrage-like things in his mind, just like the online live broadcasts he has watched, which is a lot of fun.

Now he is going to perform a mermaid out of water show for the veterans and see if he can have some fun with the scientists around him.

Some people gave gifts in the live broadcast room. Wade saw that the popularity column had increased a lot, so naturally he would not disappoint everyone.

For the effect of the show, he specifically imitated the movements of a zombie, lifting his arms out of the water tank in a swish, as if he was pretending to be a corpse.

Sure enough, the people in white coats who were still manipulating the equipment all around took a few steps back, and some began to call the security guards heartbreakingly.

Wade was about to jump out of the tank full of green water, but he had obviously been lying there longer than he thought. His legs that had not been active for a long time were not very flexible, so he tripped on the edge of the tank. , turned upside down.

Fortunately, there was a big tube inserted in the anus that could be used as a traction. When he was about to land on his face, the cable provided some tension, giving him a chance to support the ground with his hands.

The price is a bit of anal prolapse, but that's a minor issue.

"Hi, everyone, I think I'm cured and can be discharged from the hospital. I'm as healthy as Superman, the version that's not afraid of kryptonite." He pulled off the 'tail' behind him, and a unique pleasure filled him He rolled his eyes, trembled a bit, then smiled and said hello to the people around him.

"vomit!!!"

If he didn't smile, the people nearby could barely hold on, but when this smile appeared on that face, everyone felt their eyes darken and vomited until they fainted.

"Huh? Have I made you so nervous that you're pregnant? I'm not a superstar. It's strange, but I feel a little cold on the top of my head."

He was still chattering incessantly when he came into contact with the air, but felt a little cold on his head. He stretched out his hand and touched it. Not only did he not touch his hair, but he also removed a piece of rotten scalp like wiping a piece of water-soaked toilet paper from the glass. .

But he didn't panic at all, but carefully looked at his scalp:

"Let me go, where is my hair?!"

At this moment, Wade saw his face on the monitor on the side. At first, he couldn't believe that this corpse-like monster was him. However, when the person in the image made the same expression as him, He finally accepted the reality.

They experimented on him and fucked his anus, but he could bear it.

However

"You shouldn't have ruined my handsome face!!!"

He roared angrily, grabbed the pallet rack nearby and prepared to kill all these guys, but the security guards arrived anyway, and they opened fire at Wade with shotguns.

In the blink of an eye, he was shot several times, and several of his fingers were broken.

However, the speed of his self-healing was beyond people's expectations, even much faster than Wolverine. Although it hurt a little, he found that he was fine.

His mind suddenly became active again, he showed a mean smile, wiped the blood and medicine on his body, and said as if he could not control his mouth: "Wow, although I have a lot of water, you shouldn't be gentler when I come up. Really? Don’t use someone with such a thick caliber!”

After saying that, he was so amused by his own joke that he could no longer hold the stainless steel shelf in his hand.

His mind was in chaos, and he wanted to cry, but instead he smiled, so much so that he couldn't even breathe.

At this time, the security guards came with flamethrowers and LAW rocket launchers. After dragging the unconscious scientists on the ground to retreat, they bombarded Wade indiscriminately. A few minutes later, the experimenters holding fire extinguishers emerged from the fire scene. Some crushed humanoid coke was fished out.

Wade is still not dead.

"Is this considered a success of the experiment? The self-healing ability seems to have met the requirements."

Kromos, who had just arrived, asked Professor Thornton in a low voice. The professor was actually just a wage earner. He could only look at Francis on the other side, who was the boss of the laboratory.

The man with the square face was seen holding the wall with his hands, constantly wiping the vomit around his mouth with a handkerchief, and roared: "It must have failed! He is so fucking ugly! How can you use this kind of weapon if you can't tell the difference between us and the enemy?" ! Deal with it! Ugh”

Wade, who was roasted into crispy fried chicken, struggled to raise a middle finger when he was dragged away by Bollywood dancers, and cursed intermittently in a weak voice:

"I'll do it, you, mother."