The Death Knell

Deadpool discovered another benefit of the experiment, that is, his drinking capacity increased significantly. In the middle of the night, Monaco went to the guest room to sleep because he was too drunk, and only three people at the table drank until the next morning.

Gin was a little drunk, and she didn't notice that most of the roasted beef was strangled and eaten. When the morning light poured into the dining room through the window, she saw that there was no food left on the table, so she went back to the master bedroom to rest with satisfaction.

So in the end, only the two brothers were left, drinking and chatting.

"What are you going to do next?"

Su Ming asked his little cousin, if the enemy who transformed him could not be found in a short time, what would Deadpool plan to do next?

Deadpool thought for a moment, then put down his wine glass seriously: "I want to repay you for taking care of me. Even though we are relatives, I, Wade, will repay the favor. Unfortunately, I have no money and nothing now, so then I’ll give you and the old guys a split.”

He lifted up his mask halfway to facilitate drinking. He did as he was told. He stood up and performed ballet movements next to the dining table. Then he jumped up and down, doing vertical and horizontal chops in the air. He was so polite that he did several chops in a row. .

He didn't stop until the seams in his crotch made a tearing sound, and sat back at the dining table panting.

"..."

Su Ming sighed secretly.

You shouldn't ask Wade what he wants to do, his cousin's mind is so virtuous, you will never guess what he is thinking.

Who wants to see the air splits? ! Is this Swan Lake? ! And what’s with that look in your eyes that’s waiting for praise? !

Deathstroke rubbed his face and suppressed all the complaints in his heart. He clapped his hands casually:

"Since you don't plan to go home to see Vanessa in the short term, and we are both mercenaries, why not go on a mission together for fun, and let my cousin see your current strength?"

"Yeah, well, I'm just a little sleepy now. How about we go to the Margarita Bar to take orders tonight? Otherwise, if the girls reach out and touch me, they find that I'm limp, then Vanessa and I won't be able to see each other in the future. People."

Deadpool heard from the mysterious audience that his cousin is very rich. If he performs well, he will have a lot of tasks in the future. Working for his own family is definitely better than working for outsiders.

But he wanted to adjust his situation now. Even if he wasn't ready to see Vanessa, he couldn't embarrass himself in front of her little sisters, right?

"Sleep with your MP, wake up and have fun."

Su Ming grabbed his cousin's arm and whistled, and the magic floating cloak flew directly over, taking the two of them out of the window. They did not fly too far, but entered the mountainous area near the villa.

As the wind echoed in his ears, Su Ming ignored Wade's fear of heights and continued:

"You said that you have been trapped in the prison and other people's experimental tanks for a long time, so you can't sleep anymore. Let's go out and do some small exercises together to help you recover."

Deadpool pulled off his mask and narrowed his eyes: "The wind is so strong, big, big, big..."

He's imitating an echo, not sure why he thinks flying has an echo, but he's a psycho.

The cloak was not flying very fast, it could be said to be as fast as a helicopter sightseeing, and the green deciduous forest below the two of them was also very beautiful. When flying over the treetops, the leaves were still swaying in the wind like green waves.

Soon they arrived at a large river. Not far away was the lower level of the river. White waterfalls fell like ribbons, making a gurgling sound.

The water flow was not fast. Some trout tried to swim upstream and jumped wildly near the small waterfall. On the other side of the river, there happened to be a brown bear drooling and looking at the fish.

"Are there any bears in your territory?" Wade hid behind a bush, lifted up his mask and ate, picking the purple berries and stuffing them into his mouth: "Is it because your uniform is yellow and black? They think you are a big bee and think there is honey to eat here? How about I call you sweetheart from now on?"

Su Ming ignored these nonsense and came to his side in two steps. The two brothers squatted together and whispered: "Didn't I tell you last night? I bought the nearby mountains decades ago. Here Everything on the land is legally mine, and maybe because of the river, there are a lot of bears on my property.”

"Are bears delicious? Although I remember hearing about bears eating people, I have never eaten a bear."

Wade pulled the small pistol Deathstroke had given him from his pocket and held out his hand for more bullets.

As a rehabilitation activity, hunting is indeed good, but if you want to kill an adult male North American brown bear with a small 9mm pistol, 12 bullets are definitely not enough.

My cousin is well aware of his marksmanship. He is good at suppressing fire and strafing, but it may be difficult to hit the eyes of a running bear.

However, Deathstroke took away the gun in his hand, took out a saber from his pocket and handed it to his cousin: "What do you call rehabilitation exercise with a gun? Say the key word to me, exercise."

"Exercise." Deadpool blinked.

"That's right, kill it with a dagger. That's called exercise." Su Ming patted his cousin on the shoulder and gave him a slight push: "You said those bad guys transformed you into the ultimate killing weapon. Did you Don’t you want to try your abilities?”

Wade sighed, turned to the berries in the bushes nearby and said: "Sure enough, my cousin just wants to test me. You said he was from DC, but you didn't mention that he might have Russian ancestry. Fighting with brown bears should be something like that. Isn’t it considered an item in the American mercenary assessment?”

"Are you having serious auditory hallucinations now?" Su Ming picked off a few fruits and stuffed them into Wade's mouth: "If there is something wrong with your mental state, why don't I take you to see a doctor first?"

"I'm not sick. I've never felt better than I do now. The veterans in the live broadcast room are all versatile and nice to talk to. I really like being there." Wade covered his head and watched warily. Cousin, he was worried that his toys would be lost: "Stop talking, they have already bought the gifts, I will kill the bear right away."

Su Ming nodded, and grabbed Wade who was about to rush over: "The auditory hallucination problem is up to you, but do you have a strategy? You know, compared with the bear, your strength is not advantageous."

"The veterans in the live broadcast room gave me a good idea. When I charge face to face with the bear, the relative speed will become very fast. In this way, I only need to use a sliding shovel to pass under its limbs and remove it. It disemboweled him."

Wade smiled crookedly and gave a thumbs up, as if approving this tactic.

"...Then you go and try."