The Death Knell

In fact, food delivery may be the safest profession in American comics. After all, even a lunatic like the Joker would at most make a joke to have some fun when meeting a delivery boy, and there is no record of killing the delivery boy.

Not to mention the individual issues of Marvel's funny characters. Even if a cosmic crisis breaks out and the multiverses collide, you can still order pizza and burritos, and the delivery guys can deliver them even in outer space.

Su Ming felt that he might have discovered another universal truth, that is, 'the delivery boy is omnipotent'?

All in all, now is not the time to think about that. After bidding farewell to the room full of warblers, the two brothers came to the rooftop of the small residential building. Wade looked at the sea of ​​insects flying in the sky and couldn't help but whistle.

"Hey, there are a lot of bugs here. Live broadcast room veterans, please give me a wave of 666 to calm them down."

"Stop talking nonsense, are you still crazy now?" Su Ming grabbed the back of Peter's neck, lifted him up like a cat, and flew towards Manhattan: "I went to find Stark to pay you yesterday. It looks like you’re having a great time?”

Peter's limbs curled up, and he put his hands on his chest, grabbing the strap of Pony's school bag:

"I asked why Happy sent a big bag of money yesterday. He thought he had won the lottery, but Vanessa said that some of her little sisters were short of money recently and asked me to take care of their business, so you understand."

The small eyes on his mask blinked rapidly, looking very vulgar.

"So you just took care of him in bed?" Su Ming laughed. This was not a serious matter. As a mercenary, it was normal for him to eat, drink, and gamble.

Wade put his hands on his hips and raised his chest, kicking away a flying insect: "I don't allow you to look down on them. Selling one's body is also a way of supporting oneself. It is much better than many beggars with hands and feet. New York Police It’s shameful to always catch prostitutes for business, but can’t even catch a thief.”

"Okay, have you learned the word shameful?" Su Ming hit him on the head and smiled: "Okay, Vanessa is willing to find her former sisters to play with you. That is also a private matter between you and her. , although this situation is somewhat rare, but it shows that she is quite generous."

The frustrated Deadpool nodded repeatedly, but secretly rubbed his waist with his hands: "That's right, she's getting better. Let me tell you, the last time I came home, she saw me disfigured by those villains. But he didn’t dislike me at all, and actually sat on me for the whole day because we were reunited after a long separation!”

His language and expressions are disgusting. This is a kind of talent that always makes people feel uncomfortable.

"I don't care about your lifestyle, don't tell me." Su Ming carried Deadpool to a tall building, threw him two assault rifles and let him watch and shoot: "I'm bringing you out this time. It’s a final plan, and on the other hand, it teaches you how to make money.”

Mercenaries are often like this. Only chaos can bring business, and this situation is even better.

Apart from anything else, if he grabbed a well-dressed person on the street and offered him $100,000 to protect him out of the city, Su Ming felt that people who were about to be bitten by bugs on their toes would agree.

That's just the foundation of the foundation. My cousin's ability should be able to get into some higher-end businesses.

"Are you making money? Cousin, you are so kind. When encountering such a scene, you will think of me first." Deadpool shot a long shot at the bugs flying in the sky, watching the locusts with broken wings spinning and falling to the ground. Entering the street: "Tell me, who should we knock this time?"

Deathstroke watched Deadpool play the real-life version of 'Little Bee'. He took out a cigarette and lit it. He cast his distant gaze on the city: "Let's take a look at the situation first. By the way, is there any news about Francis?"

Deadpool was obviously unhappy when he mentioned that guy, after all, that was the main culprit that ruined his handsome face.

"Not yet, but if I catch him, I will definitely crush his balls on the spot. Bang! Just like this, I will crush him and then chop him into pieces." Deadpool quickly said his plan, or what he thought in his mind Regarding the fantasy of the reward step, he dropped a gun and made a vicious gesture: "There are also those devils in white coats, I will not let them go."

"Okay, since you have what you want, it's fine. I don't want anything, so this time I will choose the client according to your wishes. I know there is someone who can definitely help you find Francis. His information The net can do that.”

Wade lifted his mask and sniffed sharply, spitting out a mouthful of bloody snot: "Who?"

"Nick Fury, that black braised egg has a large part of the intelligence network that is not affiliated with SHIELD, but is in his own hands. There are criminal groups, terrorists and other people who cannot see the light, but that's it. Human intelligence is often the most useful.”

"Understood, let's find a SHIELD team to help now." Wade threw away the weapon with blank bullets and took out a few flash bombs from the pony bag behind him.

These round things were detonated and thrown into the air, exploding next to several locusts. They all lost their eyesight and flew around in a mess, hitting the walls of buildings one after another.

They look like locusts, with a pair of oversized eyes on their faces that are very sensitive to light, which becomes a weakness.

If you ask Wade to tell you why he chose flash bombs, he may not be able to tell you, but he just has the ability to choose the right weapon at critical moments.

"It's not us, it's you." Su Ming tilted his head and pointed in the direction: "You go and contact the people from SHIELD, and I will hide in the dark and give you moral support."

"Darkness, too dark. You must have thought that the Annihilation Insect King would be afraid of you, so you used me, an outstanding mercenary second only to you, as bait. When he attacked me, did you explode his asshole? ?”

Wade's eyes widened in his mask, as if he saw the truth.

"You're thinking too much. Have you seen who that is?" Su Ming turned his face to the sky angrily, where Carol was dragging a golden light into the swarm of insects. Along the way, broken limbs and blood splattered everywhere. She fought through the terrifying black storm in the blink of an eye: "She is the bait, you are just the one responsible for picking up leaks on the ground."

"No, you lied to me. You must have other plans. When others think you are only on the second level, you have often reached the atmosphere. I don't believe it is that simple. You have to pay more."

Deadpool's trembling hands clenched his small fists, looking very sad and angry.

He seems to have become smarter. Does playing multi-player sports not only gain time management skills, but also reasoning skills?

"There's really nothing else to do. Go ahead and don't waste time. Those SHIELD agents are going to die."

Su Ming pushed his cousin to tell him to move faster, but behind the black and yellow mask, his eyes were on a building in the distance, where there were some masked people wearing cheap uniforms squatting on the building. , looks like some teenagers...