The Death Knell

Visit, take photos, and dine.

Three of the four acted like true fans and were in high spirits the entire time, or so it seemed.

Among them, the one who was seriously ill and died soon also showed her crazy obsession with Batman. She even wanted to lick the virtual projection of the bat with her tongue.

Only the transvestite lady in the wig seemed a little absent-minded. Even while eating, she didn't make a move. She just stared at the S logo on her chest endlessly. Maybe she was annoyed that her fake breasts were too big.

"Oh, it's really good, it's really good, little Lailai, do you want to eat that sandwich?" The little robot in charge of the tour guide left temporarily, allowing a few people to eat in peace, so the pale woman spoke to the wigged woman again, stuffing her cheeks De bulging like a hamster said vaguely: "What, you have a bad appetite? Do you want to hear a joke? Guess why sharks don't eat clownfish?"

Luthor, who pretended to be a woman, already regretted it. He didn't know why he agreed with the Joker's crazy plan to play some kind of sneak game by pretending to be a woman.

Of course, I don’t know why such a simple disguise can sneak into the Hall of Justice.

This defense is too low. It was not like this the last time I invaded here. I used the door handle of destruction and high-tech teleportation.

"People outside are still fighting for potatoes, but here you can buy relatively exquisite food at the previous price." Luther picked up his fork and turned over the sandwich on the plate, which was filled with lettuce, ham, and fried eggs. He pushed the plate to the clown without interest, watching the latter feeding each other with jokes, and taking selfies one after another with his mobile phone, and sneered: "This is bait, a bait to win people's hearts, a simple but effective way to win over poor groups, because They have the largest base.”

"You can't guess, right? Because the clownfish tastes so 'ridiculous', haha!" The clown didn't seem to listen to what he said at all. He just danced and told his own joke baggage: "By the way, I'm thinking about how to feed it." Does the world have anything to do with us? All you want is Superman, why are you meddling in so many other things?"

Luther was silent for a moment, which frightened Mercy next to him. In the past, his boss would always be unlucky if he kept silent, and among the people present, he looked like the most unlucky person.

But this time was not the same as before. Luther might have really changed. He looked at the ceiling and sighed, shaking his head slightly and changing the topic: "I still can't figure it out. We just changed into women's clothes. Why is it so easy to get in here?"

The clown smiled, and the concealer at the corner of his mouth could no longer block the horrific scar. He cut the sandwich in half, pinched one piece with his orchid fingers, stuffed it into his mouth, and mumbled. :

"You will always subconsciously complicate the problem. For example, now, you think it will be difficult to enter the Hall of Justice. How many layers of defense design are there, how many sirens, what are the electronic programs, blah blah blah, there are a lot of them, But these problems can be solved with the simplest solution, which is a little deception and a bit of personal charm."

When talking about personal charm, the Joker also flipped his hair to deliberately make himself look coquettish. In order to imitate Supergirl, he also dyed blond hair, but the hair roots were all green, which was very weird.

"Speak human language."

Luthor always felt that their brain waves were incompatible, and that the Joker was too difficult to figure out.

"Haha, if you don't understand, you can only blame yourself for not having a sense of humor. Poor Lailai, well, who told me to always be kind-hearted? Let me tell you the correct answer - when you walked into the Hall of Justice, you subconsciously thought that you were about to deal with The Justice League is studying how to defeat the creation of their collective efforts. But I am different. I know that I only need to pass the level of my bat baby, and I will be unimpeded here. "

The cross-dressing Luthor began to reflect, and the Joker hit his mark. This madman seemed to be able to see people's hearts.

Are you really that easy to see through?

"Here you go again, here you go again." The eating clown dropped the knife and fork in his hand and scratched his scalp: "Don't think, don't have so many worries, you just need to smile and follow your heart. Just my instinct will do, just like my instinct will always lead me to Batman, or to something he hides, hehe."

"You still haven't said how you got through it."

Luther calmed down, and he used his tactical back to lean on the back of the sofa, which was not too soft.

"You don't know Bats, not at all. Do you know how many female villains in Gotham are seriously injured at the hands of Batman every year? The answer is zero."

The clown also leaned on the sofa and started massaging his shoulders with a very funny smile. He continued with a comfortable expression:

"Yes, you heard it right, the number is zero. Do you know why he is also called the Dark Knight? His ambush style is more like a ninja or a thief, but they call him a knight because he always treats the opposite sex. Will hold back, full of damn grace!”

I don’t know why, but at the end of the sentence, the clown suddenly became unhappy. He popped the balloon on his chest under his uniform and made a dull sound.

There are many people involved in the Gotham game, and naturally there are both men and women. Whenever a male villain bumps into Batman while 'working', the least serious injury will be more than a dozen fractures all over the body.

And what about women?

In the past, bad women such as Harley, Poison Ivy, Tiger Moth, Dragonfly, Slippery Spider, Ashes, Darla, etc. were caught red-handed by bats when they did bad things. At most, they were knocked on the head and knocked unconscious. .

There is no physical or mental torture, no fear, no sequelae, only their graceful bat backs are left...

I’m so pissed off, when will male villains stand up? Isn't this too unfair?

But the clown suddenly laughed again. Although every time before, he felt that Harley was pretending to fight with the bat, which was indeed very annoying, but wasn't this very interesting and fun?

It's a game, why should it be so serious?

"In short, Lailai, superheroes follow a set of unspoken rules, that is, only women can hit women."

"Although there are eight members of the Zhenglian Seven, only the lovely Queen Diana is a woman. Now that we are pretending to be women, the biggest danger comes from her."

"But according to my exclusive source, she was thrown into the Kingdom of Corruption by Batman and the Upside Down before. Bat also left a back-up plan. Presumably, as long as Deathstroke discovers the hidden danger, he will definitely send Diana there. Treat the disease, in this way...hehe."

The clown opened his arms and opened his eyes wide, which meant that they, who were dressed as women, now had no natural enemies in the Hall of Justice.

The trick of pretending to be a woman works wonders for Batman. The Joker has previously played the role of an old lady who suffered a stroke, a black female supermarket salesperson, and even exchanged identities with Harley.

The little bat gets hit every time.

So anything that works against Batman can be used against the defense mechanism of the Hall of Justice. Just think of it as another Batcave. It's that simple.

"If the Clown Prince wants to enter the Batcave, wouldn't it be as easy as returning to his own home? Little Lailai, now do you understand why Big Bat and Crazy Bat always target my Batman? Because they all know that as long as he defeats Bat, the Justice League is vulnerable.”

Luther has been thinking. The clown's thinking is so strange that he has discovered hidden patterns that he has not discovered in the past. It's really weird.

But I'm afraid the clown has forgotten someone, and he must remind him:

"You didn't mention Deathstroke. That Deathstroke appeared from nowhere in the parallel world. How should you deal with him? He is now sneaking back into the darkness. Maybe he is eavesdropping on our conversation not far away at this time. Be prepared to jump out and give me a knife."

The clown pushed with both hands, looking very calm:

"This happens to be the least thing to worry about. Do you think if he wanted to design us, he would ignore such an obvious loophole in the Hall of Justice? Although I don't know why, that Deathstroke obviously prefers to let me play with Batman."

Luther: "..."

The clown was happy. He scratched his chin and closed his eyes comfortably: "He will not interfere with my games, and I am willing to help him occasionally. This is the silent understanding between smart people. Haha, by the way Come back, he is really crazy..."