The Death Knell

Before the ghost fell to the ground, Deadpool had already jumped off the opponent's tall body. He turned 720 degrees in the air like a gymnast, and then did two front somersaults.

A smile appeared on his rotten face, as if he had imagined the scene where he would raise his hands and chest after landing perfectly, and there would be thunderous applause and flashlights.

"Click."

Then when he landed, his ankle was broken, and the entire sole of his foot was twisted to an angle that was painful to look at.

"Hey!" Seeing that Wade's bones were poking out from the heels of his shoes, Harley shook her head regretfully. Everything was fine before, but something went wrong during the curtain call, and the whole scene collapsed.

But Wade didn't panic at all. He jumped to his cousin's side on one foot, stretched out his little hand, and rubbed a few fingers.

Not to mention just a broken leg, even if he died and was buried in a grave, he would still shout those words in a decaying voice.

"Give me money."

"Put on the hood first." Su Ming took out a pen and paper from his pocket and signed a note. He pointed at his cousin's face and reminded: "You can get cash when you go back to the adjutant or Gin. In other words, you spend money. Is it too fast? Where did you spend the money that Doom gave you last time? "

Wade took the note, carefully put it away in his underwear, and complained:

"That day after I got the money from Doom, I planned to go to Sister Margaret's Bar to celebrate by myself. I agreed that my son would pay for all the expenses that night. Many people came to toast me. It was like a riot of gongs and drums. , there was a huge crowd, and I drank too much without realizing it. I only vaguely remember where I had a few fights with a black beauty. When I woke up the next day, I was sleeping in a garbage dump on the street, and my money was gone."

Most people would feel sad if they lost their money, but Wade had a good attitude. He didn't blame anyone, he just waited quietly for the next opportunity to make money.

As a mercenary, as long as you are still alive, you will always have a chance.

"Black Pearl? Okay, you protect Detective Corrigan, Harley, and Bobo, and go take care of Donna and Arthur." Su Ming shook his head with a half-smile, and then arranged the strangulation after retracting the stranglehold that covered the people's ears. After the division of labor, he walked towards the ghost who was kneeling and vomiting not far away, and rubbed his fingers a few times in front of the big man: "Hello? Can you hear me?"

"Ouch!"

The ghost spit out a large pool of green glowing liquid? It was like shapeless jelly.

"Why are you bothering? You asked me to take out the hard food prepared for the Upside Down in advance, but you ended up with big eyes and a small belly? Alas." Su Ming rolled his eyes, put his hand on the ghost's head and patted it: "I know you Can you hear me? Now write on the ground with your hand how to catch someone upside down? Otherwise I will let my cousin kiss you deeply, the kind of brushing."

"Ugh!" The ghost just vomited even harder. When he heard the threat from the death knell, he couldn't help but picture that scene in his mind.

Thinking about Deadpool's bad face again? I couldn't stop vomiting.

As one of the conceptual entities, the biggest difference between Ghost and the Endless Family is that he is too much like a human being.

As long as some kind of 'being' has thinking and rationality similar to humans, then he will be restrained by Deadpool, fall into an inextricable state of nausea after peeking at the indescribable face, and then be used by Wade in various ways that are either funny or... It's a disgusting way to settle it.

The poor ghost was still motionless. He must have been stuck in a stiff state, unable to extricate himself. Although he heard the death knell, his whole body refused to obey his orders.

Get moving!

He screamed in his heart, but it was no use. This tangible body made of energy seemed to be completely out of his control at this time, and he would only follow his instinct to vomit and retching, with stars in his eyes.

"Oh? It seems that you still don't want to cooperate? I just like your stubbornness." Deathstroke sneered. He straightened up and lit a cigarette. He blew a puff of smoke on the ghost's face, then turned his head and shouted behind him: " Wei..."

"That's enough, let's call it a day, Deathstroke."

A strange voice suddenly sounded. The voice was loud, upright, and full of power, as if it was coming from the sky.

But Su Ming, who had a full 360-degree view of the strangulation, lowered his head, looked at the puppy appearing in front of his toes, and smiled slightly.

"Are you teaching me how to do something?"

The puppy looks like an ordinary Labrador puppy. The hair on its body is very soft and delicate, and its face shows a humanized expression of helplessness:

"You just want to know how to deal with the Upside Down, don't you? The ghost can't answer you now, so why don't I make this deal with you."

It is said that ivory cannot spit out ivory from a dog's mouth, but this puppy is completely different. It talks with more grace than the President of the United States, and it looks like he speaks the truth.

"This world is so strange. Sometimes people are not as smart as dogs." Su Ming squatted down and scratched the puppy's chin: "Since you, as the 'Voice of God,' plan to trade with me, I naturally will not refuse. The reason, however, is that the price may have to go up a little, after all, I wasted a lot of effort.”

The puppy grinned, showing its sharp teeth: "I like smart people, especially those of you who can be detectives. In this way, in addition to confusing people's intelligence, I can give you some extra clues. Regarding the Laughing Bat, deal?"

Su Ming picked up one of the dog's front legs, held it in his hand and shook it up and down: "Of course, you are very sincere. My admiration for God is like an endless stream of water, and like a waterfall flowing down. It got out of hand like that, I definitely didn’t mean to hurt the ghost, I was just joking with him, do you want some canned food or ham sausage?”

In response to the way Deathstroke opened his eyes and told lies, the puppy made a huffing sound and laughed so much that his tongue stuck out.

If he hadn't arrived in time, I'm afraid this crazy mercenary would have done some terrible things to the ghost, right? Now it turns into worshiping God?

However, as the avatar of God who has the most dealings with humans, Tian Zhisheng knows that there is no need to expose these pretentious words.

"Get out of here first, and give me a can of beef. Let's talk while we eat."

As the ghost rushed to the street and was gradually shrouded in darkness, the puppy wagged its tail.

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"ah!"

With an exclamation, Barry suddenly sat up from the bed, looked at his familiar bedroom, and then gradually calmed down, breathing heavily.

Everything was normal, Patty was dazedly rubbing her eyes, and there weren't any extra people in the house that shouldn't be there.

"What's wrong? Honey." His girlfriend pulled up the sheets to cover her chest and lay on Barry's back.

The Flash rubbed his face. Even though it was midnight, he didn't bother to lie down anymore. Instead, he stood up, picked up clothes from the bed and put them on: "Sorry, Honey, I suddenly have a very bad feeling. A premonition, the Speed ​​Force gave me some kind of revelation, and I have to go find Wally to check some information."

The girlfriend pouted, let go and let gravity pull her back onto the soft mattress. It seemed that last night's romance was over, and Barry was back to work.

She rubbed her face and gave up the idea of ​​another shot, and her expression became much more serious: "Do you need me to help you?"

"No, you don't have to do anything. I'll try to come back as soon as possible."

After speaking, Barry pressed the ring, and the uniform popped out and put it on his body. With a bright red light, the Flash disappeared.