The Death Knell

"biu! Boom! Boom!"

The sound of fierce firefights came from the speakers next to the computer monitor. As a large amount of blood stains like orange juice surged on the screen, the character being manipulated let out a scream and fell down. The gun in his hand also dropped, and he was killed. The murderer picked it up.

"Hey, your marksmanship is too bad, Wade. Didn't you say you were a professional soldier?"

The murderer on the opposite side continued to stand up and squat on the corpse until the next game started.

In front of the messy computer desk, a figure in pajamas was sitting. Hearing the voice communication coming from the stereo, his rotten face couldn't help but twitch:

"I'm just in a bad state. Every man feels uncomfortable for a few days every month. It's like the cycle of four seasons in a year. You are still young, Peter, and you don't understand this pain yet."

"I thought your large cell neuroendocrine cancer had left you feeling no pain."

Peter controlled the characters and continued the game. This time the two were assigned to different camps, so he deliberately looked for Deadpool to kill, and then laughed at the other's shooting skills.

Peter on the Internet looks like he has put on a hood, his mouth is quite bad, and his words are also a bit mean-spirited.

"You know, I can feel the pain sometimes anyway. Don't just stare at me and kill me. Wouldn't it be better to kill my teammates?" Wade shook his head speechlessly and picked up a hard piece of overnight pizza from the side. He stuffed it into his mouth and handed a piece to Afu who was watching him play the game.

Yes, he didn't go back to the love nest with Inez, but stayed in Afu's basement again. As for how a blind man watches other people playing games, it doesn't matter.

"No, I'm going to play with you. Ned's family went abroad for vacation again. Since that time, his parents seem to have become addicted to traveling. Now the whole family should be in Zambia."

Just by listening to the voice, you can seem to see Xiaochong shaking his head on the other side of the network. He sounds like he is in a good mood, maybe because of his recent summer vacation:

"By the way, didn't you say you got married last month? I saw in the movie that after getting married, people would get into their car and go on their honeymoon, dragging a bunch of empty cans clanging, but why do you play games with me every day? Do you actually have a crush on me? Brother, I refuse, I like girls, but there is a guy named Thompson on our school football team. I suspect he is gay and I can introduce him to you."

Lightning Thompson's relationship with Peter has eased a lot recently, and the bullying in the past has naturally disappeared. However, because of the TV news, Peter always felt that there was something wrong with the relationship between the coach and the players of the football team.

"Have you actually learned the word gay? Did I teach you bad things these days?" Deadpool tilted his head and spoke while chewing pizza: "Wait, that's not the point, I don't I don’t like men. Of course, if my cousin wants to blow my pussy, I won’t be able to resist and can only enjoy it...but other people can’t!”

"It's not just your problem, but also Director Fury's wife. Ugh..."

Speaking of this, some terrible wrestling memories inevitably appeared in Peter's mind. He managed to cope with it, and then Deadpool heard the sound of the headset being dropped from the other side. It must be that the boy ran to the toilet and vomited.

Deadpool blinked, his eyes suddenly becoming sharp.

Why blame Nick Fury’s wife? Could it be...hiss!

Wade's mind showed a scene of a fat black woman using steel balls and other methods on the little spider. He shook his head regretfully, and then controlled his character to go straight to the opponent's base and beat Peter's character to death. He picked up his gun from the last round.

"Dark, too dark." He sighed while continuing the game, and said to Afu beside him: "My little friend was actually fucked by Nick Fury's wife. Although I don't know why that guy actually has a wife, but I guess he should At least a woman like Donkey Kong? No, I have to throw a party for Peter to comfort him after he fell in love with a rich woman. Look how disgusting he is. "

Afu was standing behind Deadpool. The old lady's face with sunglasses had no expression: "It's a bit pitiful, but you can't use this excuse to get any more fans from me."

"No, my loyal housekeeper, although I am short of money recently, there is someone who is not. I will send him a text message."

Wade took out his cell phone, took his hands off the keyboard and started typing quickly.

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"Sir, Deadpool sent you a new message."

In the apartment at the top of the Stark Industries headquarters building, Tony was holding a glass of wine and talking about the company with Pepper, when Jarvis suddenly popped up a virtual window in front of him.

"Deadpool? It shouldn't be anything serious, probably pictures of cats and dogs on the Internet..." Tony nodded casually, smiled and said to Pepper: "I'm going to Morocco to participate in a racing car this week, the company I’ll leave it to you here…poof!”

Originally, it was okay to read text messages while talking, but when he clicked on the message, Tony spit out the wine in his mouth and kept coughing.

"Ahem, Nick Fury has gone too far! In order to steal people from the Avengers, he actually used such despicable methods?!"

"What's going on?" Pepper picked up a dishcloth on the bar and wiped Tony's mouth with a puzzled look on his face: "Isn't Fury your friend?"

"He is an agent, and real agents have no friends." Tony shrank his neck to avoid Pepper's rag attack: "Look at the new message Deadpool sent me. In order to win over Spider-Man, Fury actually made 'ugly and fat' Black Aunt's agent seduced Peter and used all kinds of props, so what's the deal? He's still a child! But now the boy vomits when he thinks about women!"

"Oh, Peter is Spider-Man's real name, right?" Pepper nodded, with an expression of hatred and hatred on his face: "It's indeed too much. You should go to Fury now to explain that it's wrong to attack the young superhero. !”

"Uh... the real name is not important. Anyway, I am going to Peter's house now and take him to Hollywood to find some famous models and actors to open his eyes and let him see what beauty is and how beautiful women are." Tony dropped the wine glass, and the robot in the bar immediately took it and cleaned it: "Jarvis, prepare MK15 for me!"

The MK15 "Sneaky" suit is a lightweight high-speed equipment with outstanding stealth performance. It not only adds an optical camouflage system, but also various anti-radar, anti-satellite surveillance, and anti-heat sensing technologies.

If Tony wants to have a private meeting with someone, or if he plans to go out and play in a low-key manner, he will wear this suit as a means of transportation.

As he walked towards the rooftop terrace, mechanical arms stretched out from the ground, and he was put on the black armor as he walked. Then he put his hands on his thighs, his palms raised cutely, and sprayed out flames. Soar.

Looking at his back as he flew off to have fun, Pepper sighed with some disappointment. She sat at the bar and knocked on the table: "Jarvis, give me a glass of wine too. It needs to be strong."

"But Ms. Pepper, it's still working time..." AI suggested not drinking during working hours. After all, she is now the talker of Stark Industries.

However, Little Pepper was determined. She insisted on having a drink, and at the same time took out her mobile phone, not knowing who she was editing a text message for.