The Death Knell

"Deliver another takeaway? And hide a ring in the family bucket? What a strange request, yes, after all, the customer is God."

Colonel Sanders sat on the sofa constructed with a green spectrum, eating chicken legs and stroking his goatee:

"But there is still a problem. Although I am very confident in my own fried chicken and secret sauce, it is still a little hasty to propose by hiding the ring in a family bucket full of oil. I suggest you choose egg tarts. My latest The launched Colonel Fruit Tarts come in a box of six, with a surprise discount price of only $4.99.”

When she heard there were egg tarts, Harley's heart began to flutter, and she held her fingers in her mouth while thinking.

Everyone was discussing something in the spaceship, and Hal was feeling lonely floating outside alone, so when the colonel was pulled into the spacecraft, he quickly followed.

He knew the colonel very early. After all, the old man debuted much earlier, almost at the same time as the Justice Society. However, the colonel is not a superhero, but a super businessman.

After helping the colonel solve the takeout incident involving the Orange Lantern Demon, the old man took care of all the fried chicken needs of Hal in his life.

It was quite exciting to eat at first, but after eating fried chicken for a month, Hal couldn't stand it anymore due to his willpower. It was too high in calories and his figure was terribly out of shape.

So he never ate KFC again, and he didn’t even use his super membership card.

But after not eating for a long time, he smelled the aroma again. He sat at the table again, eating Colonel's chicken nuggets, and said with a silly smile:

"Oh, it smells so good, I feel alive again. But this is not a proposal, but our Scott wants to resurrect his wife."

Yes, he probably guessed what Mr. Miracle was thinking. After all, Mr. Miracle and Big Barda are a famous loving couple in the main couple. Compared to Green Arrow and Black Canary, they are completely different concepts.

Big Barda is dead. When Scott sees that he has the ability to resurrect others, he will definitely want to save his wife.

Although Hal is a bit stupid when it comes to things, he is actually not stupid at all and is very considerate.

Therefore, without his teammates speaking, he wiped the oil on his hands while talking, and copied a white light ring. At this time, he seemed to be a channel connected to the spirit of existence, always creating white light rings with energy. .

Then he probably told the old man about his plan, but I don't know if he really forgot or on purpose. He didn't mention the matter of resurrecting Superman or Dai Dai.

"Jingle Bell"

At this moment, an alarm clock suddenly rang from somewhere, and its crisp ringtone echoed inside the spacecraft.

"Ah, it's time for my dance practice." The colonel took out an alarm clock from the pocket of his white suit, pressed the button on it to stop it, then stood up and moved his joints: "You continue, don't worry about me. The secret of my business is to be strict with myself, and the dance I use to promote my products can also be used for fitness."

After he finished speaking, he clapped his hands, and the hatch behind him suddenly opened, and a group of muscular men walked in from the outside, with greasy smiles on their faces.

As they stood in formation and the colonel walked to the lead dancer's position, the lights in the spacecraft suddenly changed, becoming like a nightclub, and the music also started playing at the same time, which was KFC's classic song "I Love You Mom."

"Tear!"

In the sound effect like fried chicken being fried, accompanied by a spurt of hot air coming from nowhere, the strong colonel burst out of his shirt. His muscles shone as if he had been smeared with olive oil. He blinked at the stunned crowd. , started a group dance with the bodyguards.

Diana, who was licking the ice cream, suddenly turned bitter and turned her head in disgust: "Hey!"

She is a traditional Amazon warrior. Watching muscular men striptease is too depraved for her. She escaped from Earth 0, but can't she escape from Earth 12?

On the other hand, Harley and Rory watched with gusto. The little lunatic took out a handful of change from nowhere and scattered it, whistling and whistling.

"Oh, woman." The orangutan detective looked like he was a human being, exhaling smoke for a long time, and also increased the volume of his words in the music: "Hal, let's go to Oua. If you want to save people, you have to go to the main furnace first."

Su Ming didn't say much. He just watched the dance calmly and smoked silently.

The dance ended quickly, and those strong men wearing only shorts disappeared as abruptly as they appeared. The colonel also took the order, took out a new suit, put it on and left. Everyone was also ready to take action after a short rest. .

However, at this time, the Red Lantern Corps and the Purple Lantern Corps, who had been resurrected by the white lanterns, had also arrived. The old acquaintances immediately chatted again, and then hundreds of people watched Hal and Carol show off their affection.

"Oh, honey, I missed you so much."

The woman wearing a pair of purple and white rings held Hal in her arms and kissed him, as if her passionate feelings were beyond her control.

"Fool, I must miss you more."

Hal didn't refuse, but kissed him back harder, and a sizzling sound seemed to come from the vacuum.

"Impossible, I am the Queen of Star Orchid Stone, and no one in the entire universe understands love better than me."

Carol shook her head, and then hugged her with more strength. The threads pulled out by her saliva as she spoke were frozen by the low temperature of the universe.

"Hmm! No, foreign objects cannot represent my love for you. Obviously I love you more."

Hal smiled slightly and immediately performed a move in the universe similar to the Eiffel Tower's inverted kissing technique, even spinning.

"Today the Milk Technique has been completed again." The death knell in the crowd just shook his head and said to the people around him: "Let's go, not with the lantern group."

"Huh, come on, it's so disgusting. What's your next goal?"

Diana was also so disgusted that she couldn't stand it anymore. It was simply unbelievable that Hal and his wife were making out in front of so many aliens. She had long wanted to run away.

"Go and purify the Guardians of the Universe, the dead ones." Deathstroke took off the cloak behind him and asked everyone to sit on it: "Scott, are you coming with us, or are you following Hal and the others?"

"I have to wait for Big Barda, sorry." Mr. Miracle smiled sheepishly.

Deathstroke nodded noncommittally. He raised his mask and let the cloak protect everyone to survive in the sky: "There is nothing to be sorry for. It's just human nature. I wish you good luck."

After saying that, the flying carpet took Deathstroke's small gang and left quietly, making a circle and diving into the atmosphere of Oa.

The clouds dispersed around them, and green buildings appeared in the field of vision. At the same time, countless black lantern corpses also noticed the presence of everyone, howling and taking off in pursuit.