The Death Knell

While Deathstroke and his team were working in the seventeenth dimension, there was a tall farmer farming on a remote planet in the main dimension.

He poured the water he picked up into the shallow ravine, then slapped his back with his backhand, took off the straw hat on his head and fanned himself to cool down.

Looking up and seeing the hot starlight, he smiled calmly, picked up the white towel around his neck and wiped the sweat from his face, preparing to continue his work.

He put a blue uniform on a cross as a scarecrow and stood on the edge of the field. The helmet that once represented his identity was hung alone on a wooden pole to serve as the scarecrow's head.

When the wind blows, the holes in the helmet will make a whining sound, as if someone is mourning.

Lifting two large empty buckets with a pole, the purple-skinned giant walked towards the reservoir next to the hut. At this time, his ears moved and he said:

"Are you here to kill me?"

"Of course not, Thanos, my old friend, it's me." A little golden man in a golden robe appeared at the edge of the field. He lowered his head and watched the water seeping into the ground, watching the soil particles in the unstoppable flow of water. Slowly melting into one, turning into turbid mud: "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, better than ever." Thanos walked past him with his head lowered, came to the pool, washed his hands first, and then threw the empty bucket into the water: "You saw it too, I got it here. Peace, I’ve never felt anything like this before.”

The crops in the field have already produced fruits. They are tall crops similar to corn, but the fruits are like red tomatoes.

The Mad Titan was no longer crazy. He returned to the field, picked a fruit with clean hands, handed it to his friend, and asked him to taste it.

Adam Warlock's expression became very strange after taking the fruit. His golden face showed a look of relief or shame: "Thank you, we have known each other for decades, and this is the first time you have invited me to eat." , I’m very happy, but this shouldn’t be you, Thanos, you seem to have lost something.”

Anyone can be a farmer, tend the crops, and watch the weather for food.

But Thanos? Thanos shouldn't be like this. In Adam's impression, Thanos has never been so calm. This is abnormal, and even looks weird to acquaintances.

After listening to his friend's words, Thanos smiled, and his chin full of vertical grooves began to tremble.

The giant sat on a tree stump next to the field ridge, fanned himself with a straw hat, and replied with a smile:

"During my lifetime, I have always been fighting with others. From the time I was born on Titan until I almost came to dominate this universe. Many people are against me, and the first one to bear the brunt is Deadpool. No matter life or death, he seems to be fighting with me. I'm against it."

"So are you entering another stage of madness?"

Warlock Adam floated to the tree stump and took a bite of the fruit while looking at the field scenery. It was juicy but not sweet.

"No, I'm used to it. There's always something interfering with my goals, my choices, and my dreams."

Having said this, Thanos's mind flashed with the shadow of death, and that graceful figure and purple cloak seemed to have gone further and further away:

"One thing that was important to me was my love of death, and now I have lost it."

In order to please Death, the former Thanos worked hard to gather gems and gloves, but the only thing missing was the Time Stone in the hands of the Supreme Sorcerer Deathstroke. He also asked the Warlock Adam to find a replacement from the parallel world.

Although that gem cannot function in the current universe, when it is on the Infinity Gauntlet, it can be used as a carrier to carry the energy of other gems, but it cannot exercise the power of time.

But just because of this, the bitch Deadpool took advantage of him. He used the time machine on his belt to carry out unlimited suicidal attacks, saw death again and again, and finally made the goddess change her mind.

Thanos tried his best to kill half of all life in the universe with a snap of his fingers, taking their death as a gift.

But Death returned the gift, and she chose the small wrinkled flower that Deadpool took out of his underwear.

The dead were all resurrected, and Death chose Deadpool. The Infinity Gauntlet was also taken away by Nebula and used to kill his adoptive father. Drax in the Guardians of the Galaxy also wanted to kill himself for revenge.

There seems to be the shadow of Deathstroke behind all of this, but that guy didn't even appear, which is the saddest thing.

Titan regarded the Supreme Mage as an important opponent, but the Supreme Mage ignored him at all and just threw out a few followers.

Thanos has no lover, and even his recognized old enemy ignores him. He is despondent and begins to seek death, and successfully dies at the hands of Drax.

But Death didn't want to see him, and resurrected him to a safe and remote planet.

However, what is the meaning of living? Thanos thought for a long time, but still had no answer, so he decided to find something to do for himself while thinking.

That is farming.

It has been a long time since Infinity War, but Death has never thought of him. He can no longer hear her voice. Although he says he enjoys peace, in fact no one knows the sadness in his heart.

Obviously, death has been by his side since he was a child, it was everything to him!

"Friend, I can feel the sadness in your heart, but you shouldn't do that when pursuing a goddess, alas."

Although Adam Warlock is also single, he is a magician and can feel the moods and thoughts of people in love. For this reason, he went to the moon to secretly observe the earth.

Because humans are the race that understands love best in the universe, at least it looks much more normal than the twisted love in the Shi'ar Empire.

After studying, Adam understood.

For example, if the entire universe is like a big shopping mall, and death takes away life from it, it is like picking out bags. What is the important thing about using those bags?

No, the important thing is to enjoy the process. She likes to enjoy the process of others dying.

What Thanos did, killing half the life in the universe with a snap of his fingers, was like death lying at home. Thanos drove a large truck to the door and said that he had taken the bags, suitcases, and plastic bags from the mall. I brought bags, woven bags, baby diapers and other things that could hold things.

‘You like bags, I got them all for you, are you happy? If that's not enough, I will empty out the mall for you and blow up the building. From now on, only you will have these bags! ’

The face of a nouveau riche.

It's strange that death can be happy, but what about the process she wants? She wants so many souls to be of no use, or will they all be sent to reincarnation in the end?

Her only pleasure was to watch the tragic situation of people who were full of fear and disgust of death but could not get rid of it.

But Thanos let them die too happily, depriving her of the fun.

Fortunately, in the past, Thanos would send out his troops to slowly slaughter a planet, and death could feel those joys.

But this time, just snap your fingers and say ‘Kucha’.

She didn't feel anything and it was over in an instant? Then she has to deal with the troubles caused by her original cosmic duties, arranging the reincarnation of the souls of the dead.

It's not fun at all, and there are still side effects.

In comparison, although Deadpool has nothing but a lot of bad habits, he provides death with a new kind of pleasure, which is the dirty and twisted pleasure of sex, using the most obscene and low-level things. gameplay, but he's really good at that.

So in Adam's opinion, Thanos lost unjustly. He had never figured out what Death wanted, and even if he told him, the Titan was still stubborn.

Perhaps we are in the situation we are in now because of our own fault.

However, Adam came here today not only to eat fruit, but also to tell Thanos something important.