The Death Knell

"It's so annoying that you're going up and down. And why can I feel that your expression looks comfortable through the mask?"

Su Ming quickly grabbed Wade beside him. The man kept falling and flashing back without looping. The teleportation belt also had a cheap-sounding 'whoosh' sound effect.

If this continues, before Zubado is dead, Deathstroke himself will have a nervous breakdown.

The cousin who was being carried tilted his head in confusion. He took out a new uniform from his underwear and put it on. As he put it on, he said: "Going up and down is the simplest way for humans to gain happiness. Understand." Everyone understands, and do I act that happy? Really?"

Looking at the outline of Wade's mouth that looked like a laughing bat under his mask, Su Ming sighed. Anyone who is not blind can see this, right?

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get rid of this guy with octopus tentacles on his chin. I still have something to do over at Earth 0."

The cousin pinched his face and asked him to look at the cloaked man floating in the distance. He pointed at the man and then at Deadpool's eyes:

"The one over there, the one you had a friendly interaction with just now."

"Oh, yes, this is the monster who fell in love with me, right?"

Wade squirmed like a maggot and put on his uniform, then took out a set of equipment that looked like a jetpack from the pocket of the uniform, and used the device that made a "dong dong dong" sound like a tractor to float next to Su Ming. He pushed up his pants hard, took off his hood and revealed his face that looked like shit mixed with cheese crumbs:

"Anyway, just leave it to me. Just watch. To be honest, I'm not very good at dealing with suitors because I'm such a nice person and I don't want to make them sad at all..."

As he spoke, he showed an ecstatic crooked smile, his rotten tongue slowly slid across his lower lip, and his Adam's apple rolled up and down!

It seems that... a creature with tentacles on its face and an unknown identity is not impossible?

Facing this scene that would drive people crazy, Su Ming just calmly uttered two words:

"Deduct money."

"But there is nothing I can do about being sad! The reality is so cruel and dark! If his grave cannot be left on this earth, my commission will have no future! For the sake of a blue and pure world! Wade Zaku, together with Mas !”

Deadpool, whose appearance changed instantly, immediately changed his words and even ignited inexplicably. He kicked his feet in the air and flew towards the enemy carrying equipment like a pesticide can.

Chug tug tug tug...

The distance between the two of them and Zubado was about six to seven hundred meters. His tractor-like flying backpack flew for more than ten seconds before it reached half the distance.

There was silence between heaven and earth, except for the sound of the engine.

It’s so slow. His jetpack is so slow. Not only is it extremely noisy, but it also emits heavy black smoke, just like a coal-burning boiler. Fortunately, this is a radiation apocalypse, and no one cares about environmental issues. .

I don’t know whether it was his unarmed appearance that made the enemy feel no threat, or it was the rotten avocado called his face that made Zubardo feel friendly to his kind. During Deadpool’s flight, the opponent not only did not attack, but even tilted his head. He seemed to be thinking about something.

Just like this, under the eyes of everyone, he flew awkwardly for more than ten seconds, and finally arrived in front of the enemy, about five or six meters away. Then he struck a 'Two Qiao Li' posture and sighed, Said to the cloaked man:

"You should commit suicide, otherwise if I do it, the scene may be ugly."

Zubado: "???"

Although this person does look a little disgusting, and his stomach is inexplicably turbulent, but this person is so weak, why does his posture and tone of voice sound so arrogant?

Seeing the cloaked man's head tilted to the other side without responding, Wade suddenly understood and nodded repeatedly:

"Really? Are you unwilling to commit suicide? Well, that's right. Most people do prefer seeing to believing. If I tell you this suddenly, you may not be able to accept it easily, so I'll be more serious and let you see. Check out my strength."

After saying that, he changed his posture, which seemed to be the starting position of Tai Chi, but his body was so crooked that his legs turned into a side lunge.

Hearing what he said, the pair of red eyes under Zubado's hood narrowed, and then he raised the giant sword in his hand, and the black smoke spread out, obviously he wanted to learn something. Deadpool's brilliant move.

He stared hard at the weird man with an extremely mean voice in front of him, silently raising his guard. He had already had a hard time dealing with the strong martial arts of the man in black and yellow armor, so this man in red and black tights could be brought in as reinforcements. , it should be stronger, right?

Moreover, he hasn't even figured out the mechanism of the opponent's teleportation. Is such an exaggerated fighting stance some kind of martial arts related to the concept of space?

We must be prepared.

But if Deadpool can guess his next move, then this guy doesn't deserve to be called the most unexpected mercenary.

Seeing that Octopus Face respected him very much, Wade smiled slightly. A crack was exposed in the rotten avocado, and his brown teeth stained with smoke stains and vegetable leaves were exposed. He patted his side and launched an attack.

"Please enjoy, lucky love cookie!"

BGM flows out from the small MP3, and the dynamic music is also a little sweet. This spiritual sweetness, mixed with the stench of Wade in reality, probably gave Zubado a feeling of eating fried food. A stinky tofu-like illusion.

Smells bad, but tastes delicious?

No, it was actually just that the other party was confused. Zubado thought that Deadpool was holding back some moves like planet explosion, but he didn't expect that it was actually a song and dance performance.

It was the first time he saw a creature singing and dancing on the battlefield. For a moment, his brain was a little short-circuited and he didn't know how to react.

This hesitation gave Deadpool an opportunity to perform. He winked at the octopus face, and then danced vigorously and sang loudly.

"Do you know how much I like you in my heart, but you don't seem to care much about me. I can't remember how many times I was mentally prepared to fall out of love..."

He has throat cancer, lung cancer, bronchial cancer and all other respiratory diseases. Don't expect him to sing well, but his movements are very coquettish. Not only his dance moves are like washing the balls of an elephant, but also his evil eyes. He was full of complicated love, and kept ogling Zubado and twitching his eyebrows.

Although he has no eyebrows at all due to skin cancer, even the skin on the eyebrow bone is rotten.

But love should be mutual. In Wade's view, Octopus Face fell in love with him, but he could not give him a response, and he was forced to kill Octopus Face because of the pressure from his cousin to withhold money. This painful and entangled feeling, Who can understand?

So he integrated his complex emotions into dance and songs, hoping that the other party would take the initiative to commit suicide after understanding it and not make it difficult for him.

As for this brand new song and dance, he learned it from the records of the Time Administration during his recent free time. TVA is really a good place.