The Death Knell

Both Deadpool and Deathstroke understand Zubardo's weakness, that is, he is a humanoid creature. Although he cannot see his face, he only has one hand and one head.

To quote a hypocritical saying, this is called "You cannot embrace your lover if you pick up weapons, but you must put down your weapons to embrace your lover."

This is where Deadpool finally throws himself into his arms.

To be honest, Wade actually gave Zubaduo a lot of hints, and he didn't avoid people when he spoke, but his octopus face was useless even if he was given a chance.

This was a plan from the beginning. The two cousins ​​had a clear understanding of each other and could understand the tactical arrangements without verbal communication. This was a tacit understanding cultivated by fighting side by side in the past.

Deadpool is just crazy, not stupid, but he is very good at pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, so it is up to him to attract the enemy's attention.

Because it is a cover, it doesn't matter whether he has a weapon or not. Idol singing and dancing have sounds and movements, which are suitable for attracting others' attention.

Deathstroke, who possesses a conceptual weapon and has the ability to kill with one hit, needs to take the opportunity to sneak into the dark and stab the enemy in the back. When the brothers dealt with the Celestials, they used similar tactics, mainly the application of blindfolding. .

Worried that the lightsaber could not kill someone, Su Ming also asked Strangler to use a dagger stained with the Tears of Death to hit Zuba more. As a result, the guy turned into gray after death, which slightly disrupted the plan.

This is no longer an ideal situation. Originally, this octopus head was meant to be strangled and eaten...

"Five hundred more for you." Su Ming carried Deadpool down, gathered the meat sauce at the bottom of the pit a few times with his feet, and put Wade's upper body on it: "The person was killed, but the plan can be said to be Failed and watched the intelligence clues fly away, alas.”

Wade took out his hood from the mud and put it on, supported his upper body with both hands, raised his head and said to his cousin:

"But this is none of my business. My division of labor is to attract the enemy's attention. I don't want people to turn into ashes. If you want to blame it, you have to blame Strangler. It must be the cause of the poison in its dagger. Although I am often That dagger stabbed me, but not everyone can compare with me, right?"

Except for the first time he was stabbed by an owl dagger and sent to the Garden of Death, Deadpool seemed to have gained resistance after that. Tears of Death had no effect on him at all, and he spoke with pride at this time.

"Ugh?!"

Crescent Moon's eyes widened as it strangled Douyao. It was a symbiote. Whether or not it wanted to stab someone, and who it wanted to stab, were all arranged by the host. What did it have to do with it?

So in the face of Wade's accusation of shirking responsibility, it split a dozen tentacles on the spot, pushed Deadpool to the ground, and stabbed him with daggers.

The few internal organs left in poor Wade's belly were now even worse, turning into shredded dregs and flowing out.

"Forget it, the Hand of the Void will not leave Multiverse 2 for the time being. The current main strategic target is Darkseid, so let's leave it at that for now." Su Ming took out a small notebook and wrote a note, fifty thousand five hundred yuan, After writing it, he tore it off and handed it to his cousin: "It's better to go find the gin to pay, you know."

Deadpool was stabbed dozens of times, but he immediately sat up as if nothing was wrong, took the blood-stained note and hid it in his underwear.

As if money could promote his self-healing, he jumped up from where he was, sprouted legs in mid-air and performed a tap dance, then smiled crookedly:

"Thanks, cousin! Well, do you want my help in dealing with Darkseid? I heard that he is a tribute to Thanos. If I can deal with Thanos, then I can deal with him. Well, does he have a woman he loves deeply? Just give me the address and I can offer my physical strength to convince her."

It sounded like a dirty joke, but it just reminded Su Ming and gave him another idea besides Cyborg.

"Darkseid is a dark tyrant with a completely different personality than Thanos, but when it comes to women, he really has a special person." Deathstroke patted Deadpool, whose legs had healed themselves, and gave him another smile. Five hundred dollars in cash: "The girl's name is Greer. She is Darkseid's daughter. She once mastered the anti-life equation. Maybe she will have some clues there."

"Exciting." Deadpool narrowed his eyes, and the two small white patches on the mask turned into slits: "I like the enemy's daughters the most, because they have been shown in movies. They will immediately abandon the secret and turn to the light after sleeping with the male protagonist. , and I am the standard protagonist! Alas, it’s up to me, this damn handsomeness has put me through too much.”

Su Ming tried to grab the money back, but after seeing Wade quickly take a few steps back and hide the money in his underwear, he denied his cousin's statement:

"Greier is an anti-hero. She is not a member of the Zhenglian but she has bottom-line principles that can be used. You don't need to sacrifice your appearance..."

"Please give me a chance to sacrifice!" Deadpool touched his chest, where there was still a huge gap shining with golden light that had not healed: "You stabbed me so decisively just now, can't you let me stab others too? ? Huh? Do you want to go there in person? Got it, hehe... The audience said that Greer's mother is an Amazon, and she also called Diana a sister. I understand this. Cousin, you are You’re so naughty when you plan to wear Zeus’s clothes.”

Su Ming pursed his lips speechlessly, took out a cigarette and lit it: "Strangulation."

"Puff puff puff puff..."

The obedient symbiote immediately pushed Deadpool to the ground again, and the small daggers were so dense that they stabbed him in the belly like Pegasus meteors.

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After sending Deadpool back to Earth 40K to continue sleeping, Su Ming tried to look for the white ash left by Zubado, and finally scraped a small handful from the nearby land, and gave it to the adjutant to take back to Sepurk for study.

At least you must understand the principle of the other party becoming instantly gray after death.

Do the bodies of small and medium-sized leaders with evil thoughts originally have this function? Or is it that the Hand of the Void has been watching, and finally he intervened without leaving any trace? Or maybe Zubardo’s last ultimate move backfired?

Speaking of which, this guy was at least one of the top combatants in the single universe. However, due to lack of intelligence, he was killed by two brothers without any chance to show off. It was so miserable.

But this does not mean that he is weak. After solving a Zubaduo, maybe Zubashao will appear in the future. Zuba is no more and no less. And today Su Ming exposed a lot of things. Next Facing evil powerful people of the same level again may not be so smooth.

He glanced at the place where the Waverider was floating invisibly: "Bobo, how is the situation over there?"

"Fortunately, at least Harry and I didn't have any problems." Bobo opened his eyes as if practicing Zen. There was a light of wisdom shining in his eyes, remembering that others were vomiting all over the place, but the orangutan himself was completely unscathed. There was no injury, so he felt a special sense of accomplishment, and he spoke with a rhythm similar to that of a black man: "What are the instructions? Everyone else vomited, but I thought, I can start this spaceship."

He can drive the Anti-Monitor's Dome, not to mention the much smaller Waverider. It's normal for a gorilla who can drive a space battleship by himself to drive a small speedboat.

"Let's go to the universe on the ship. Let's go find Luthor and Superman. I've already dealt with the stronger Zubado. Why haven't they come back yet after they dealt with a Brutus?" Su Ming pointed to the top of his head, then flew into the sky. There was only a faint yellow line left between the already dark sky and earth.