The Death Knell

As soon as Su Ming saw this thing, he realized that it was the embodiment of Wade's subconscious fear, because in normal reality, there would be no cows wearing clown makeup, let alone walking upright while carrying a machete.

Wade himself said before that he has three things that he is afraid of, and he also made a ranking list.

The third place is the clown, any clown, not specifically the D ones. In short, because of some literary and film and television works, Deadpool believes that all people wearing clown makeup are psychopathic serial killers, and they are always Cannot be killed.

So he kind of hates clowns.

Ranked second was the cow. It is said that when he looked at the cow, he found that the cow's eyes were completely empty and it was impossible to tell what it was thinking.

The unknown brings fear.

As for the first place, it is the combination of the second and third places, the clown cow.

The reason is very simple, that is, it is both morbid and incomprehensible.

Originally, his attitude towards these existences was not one of fear, it was just that he wanted to take a detour and not want to deal with them when he saw them.

There is no clown cow in reality. He just made it up for fun.

But he told this ranking list to others too many times, and recalled and perfected this joke in his mind countless times. As a result, he unintentionally hypnotized himself and made his subconscious believe in the existence of this fear.

So today in this nightmare, the clown cow was born.

In addition, Su Ming believes that there is another reason. Deadpool wants to be more popular, which leads him to subconsciously believe that he needs an old enemy. Even the so-called ranking list is an excuse.

"Batman" comics have high sales, and Bat and the Joker help each other, so Deadpool also wants a Joker as his nemesis.

Humanoid creatures don't feel oppressive as enemies, but creatures like Doomsday are too ugly and not suitable for the PG13 rating, so he chose cows.

Put the two together and you will get the monster in front of you.

"Hehehehehehe Deathstroke, I want to play a game with you. Tell me, when your friends and relatives all fall into the abyss of darkness, who do you save first?"

The Cow Clown grinned widely, its voice full of madness, but its eyes showed no emotion, only emptiness and nothingness.

Su Ming suddenly discovered that even he couldn't see what the cow was thinking.

But at least you can see that this damn thing picked up the huge machete next to the organ, and approached with a sickly pace, shaking its head and laughing.

It moved forward very slowly, as if it had a plan in mind, and was not afraid of a few people running away or attacking in advance.

"Ah!!! It spoke, and it said lines from "Saw"!"

Deadpool screamed in horror and hid behind Monaco with his limbs limp. He didn't know why he was so scared, but the clown cow gave him an unparalleled sense of urgency, causing him to speak faster:

"Whether Billy the Doll has clown makeup or whether there is Chainsaw in James Wan's horror film universe remains to be seen, but the cow still said this line!"

It was as if the heart was grabbed by invisible hands. It became difficult to even beat, and the person began to be out of breath.

What he faced was not a simple clown cow, the madness hidden in the darkness behind it simply made Deadpool

"Wait a minute, I suddenly discovered a problem. It turns out that the clown is myself?" Deadpool made a pause gesture, scratched his head and spoke in the direction of no one: "Who has a script and let me see it? Isn't this right? That’s right, I’m supposed to be the one who instills fear in others, that is, playing the role of Batman, so why is it here to scare me?”

No one answered him, because in nightmares, people are always trapped in a helpless mood and situation.

"Fake, Fake, your whole family, and those who changed roles temporarily? How about the professionalism of the crew? You haven't notified me in advance? I'm really convinced, but guess what? I forgive you, that's it, these days Nothing is easy, keep going, give me a close-up, here you go."

"I'm so scared!!! I can't move!!!"

Wade, who sought help in vain, lost the ability to move due to fear. He grabbed Monaco's clothes, his legs shaking like a deer trying to stand up just after birth, and fear caused his cancerous throat to scream like blood. .

And when he was adding drama to himself, the mage he caught just looked at him as if he was mentally ill.

"Wade, let go of me. If you get sick, go aside. I'm afraid of being infected by you." Monaco used magic to pull away Deadpool's hand, and retched at the same time: "Deathstroke will solve it, you Be quiet."

"Then why don't you solve it?" Wade wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, leaving two obvious wet marks on his mask: "Use your role, you are a mysterious expert, how about a big fireball or something?"

Monaco had no intention of taking action. Instead, he retreated and distanced himself. He sighed and explained:

"I grew up in the British Indian colony and lived there for more than two hundred years. Although I don't believe in Hinduism, living in that kind of environment requires respect for folk customs, so I eat beef but never kill cows. Respect, you know?”

"Well, probably, my cousin told me a long time ago, it seems like, 'If you have an enemy, then after killing him, you must eradicate his whole family. The family should be neat and tidy. This is a It's a kind of attention and respect, right? I even imitated his tone, isn't it cool? Hehe."

Deadpool laughed like a clown and stopped shaking.

Monaco glanced at the back of Deathstroke in front of him. At this time, the Supreme Mage was facing the clown cow walking slowly, but the mustached man only felt like he had entered someone's crazy dream. Everything here was too morbid.

Clown Cow is sick, Deadpool is sick, even himself and Deathstroke are sick.

Of course, the problem between himself and Deathstroke was that he shouldn't have come to save Deadpool. To use an old Eastern saying, this disease was caused by overeating.

While the mage and Wade were talking nonsense, Deathstroke had already fought with the clown cow. The moment the lightsaber and machete collided, Su Ming realized that this monster was difficult to deal with.

The fighting skills are not visible for the time being, but the brute force is much stronger than that of the Celestials. It can be said that the entire wooden sailboat was blown into powder at the same time, and the sea water under the feet of both sides soared into the sky as if it had been bombed by a nuclear bomb. It rose up and directly exposed the seabed thousands of meters below.

"Tsk." Su Ming stabilized his figure in mid-air and shouted to Monaco floating behind him: "Take Wade first to find the enemy hidden behind the scenes. I will play with this cow for a while."

The Magic Prince has always been in a fighting state. He has reliable magic protection, so he is unscathed. However, Deadpool became a bit tattered under the attack of the shock wave. His limbs disappeared almost at the same time, and he was bleeding profusely.

But it doesn't matter, he can't die anyway.

"Don't play for too long. I'll take a step forward and wait for the rendezvous." Monaco grabbed the Sandman mask in his pocket, and an aperture portal was thrown out. He and Deadpool disappeared like a circle of fire.