The Death Knell

There were wedding candies, cigarettes, and fine wine on the table, but Batman didn't reach out to take them. His face was expressionless, but you could feel that his eyes behind the mask were staring at Luther beside him.

The bald man is quite calm. After all, he has been cleared by Superman and has also guaranteed to join the Justice League. Although Batman's plan did not arrange for him to accompany him, his legs are still on his body.

Lex Luthor can go wherever he wants, not even with bats.

The bald man in a high-end suit poured himself a drink and also poured a glass for his little secretary. The two of them chatted and laughed, talking about the recent reconstruction project of the Lex Building, which was worthless.

Su Ming was chatting with Barry when he felt a gust of fishy wind coming from behind, and a figure sat on another chair next to him with lightning speed.

Turning around, he saw that Satan, whose appearance and gender were constantly changing, raised his eyebrows at him with a coquettish smile and said:

"Deathstroke, why didn't you invite me?"

"Because I'm worried that if my cousin's invitation comes into your hands, if you add a few more strokes, it will turn into a devil's contract, Your Majesty Lucifer." Su Ming let go of Barry, sat upright, and poured wine for himself and the King of Hell: " And I know that if you want to come, you will come without being invited, the devil always likes to take the initiative."

Lucifer not only came by himself, but also brought a group of hell bosses such as Maizi and Beelzebub, who seemed to be here to attend the party.

"Haha, you are right, who called me a fallen person?" Lucifer picked up the wine glass and clinked it with the death knell, smiled and raised his glass to Zha Kang beside him: "Constantine, how are you doing? ? It’s been a long time since I visited hell.”

"It's hard to explain, faggot." Constantine didn't need anyone else to toast him. From the moment he sat on the chair, his hand holding the wine never stopped: "Can't you help us find Darkseid and start a war directly? ?”

"He ran away from our community a long time ago, and he should have special hiding skills. If I can find him, he won't be so boring recently." Lucifer slapped Maizi and asked her to kneel aside and watch everyone drink. , which made the perverted female devil tremble with pleasure, and he added: "You are also a mage, why don't you talk to me about a body transaction that has nothing to do with the soul?"

Lucifer is a two-way plug, and Zacon is similar, except that Satan is breathtakingly beautiful, while Constantine is shockingly dirty.

Constantine smiled, tilted his head and spat with a rogue expression, and leaned back on the chair again:

"No need, I just want to take a break recently. Besides, you haven't finished the matter with the Crazy Angels yet."

"That's Raphael's business, not mine." Lucifer poured wine again and grinned: "Compared to the thousand-year bloody battle, this is nothing."

While everyone at the table was chatting, the wedding march played, and countless little angel-like skull servos flew by in the sky. They were either blowing small horns or playing small harps, which could be described as lively and cute.

The silicone bodies of babies with small white wings and mechanical skulls on their heads look strangely beautiful, especially when they are still flying and scattering petals, creating a sense of holiness. A solemn atmosphere.

Su Ming nodded to the adjutant sitting next to Gin and asked her to start the next step. Then the original blue sky turned into the appearance of a clear sky after the rain. An exaggeratedly large rainbow spanned the entire sky, dazzling in the sun. bloom.

LBGT should be paired with a rainbow.

In this light, the groom Sarah descended from the sky, appearing like a fairy among the clouds and various light effects. Wearing a white wedding dress, she fell in front of the priest.

Seeing that the number of guests on the wide square was much higher than expected, and the round tables seemed to reach the end of her field of vision, she was stunned for a moment, and then she smiled nervously but politely.

She is usually very carefree, and at first glance she looks like a ten thousand year iron T, but after all, she has never seen such a battle, so stiffness is inevitable.

But as the door of the hall was opened by the waiter, and Sharp, who was also wearing a white wedding dress, walked into the hall with hundreds of bridesmaids carrying long skirts, Sarah smiled more naturally, and she seemed to only have herself in her eyes. The beautiful look of my wife.

Stepping on the red carpet with white leather shoes, he walked up to the altar. Facing Sarah's fiery gaze, Sharp lowered his head a little shyly, waiting for the priest to speak.

At this time, the surrounding scene changed instantly, from the grassland with green water and green mountains to the interior of a cathedral-like building.

But there is no cross. The statue on the altar shows Deathstroke slightly spreading his hands, lowering his head and looking at everyone with one eye.

"Hahahahaha!" Lucifer clapped repeatedly, laughed and shook his head, giving a thumbs up to the death knell beside him: "Absolutely, your blasphemous act is really great, your contempt for God makes me love you Fuck you."

"No, you'd better love Constantine." Su Ming glared at the lieutenants who were laughing together with his women. At this glance, he knew it was Harley's idea, and whispered to them: " Don't fool around, marriage is very serious."

Gin is a Valkyrie who broke away from the Asgard system and took her own man as her master. Diana herself is the God of War in Olympus. The adjutant's point of view is that gods are just high-level energy bodies, and Harley is simply crazy.

It is impossible to expect them to have any respect for God.

Sarah and Sharp were also a little overwhelmed by this sudden turn of events, but the priest who presided over the ceremony was a Space Marine and was always loyal. To him, this was the right thing to do.

So the tall space warrior connected to the loudspeaker of the armor and started to go through the memorized wedding process. Instead of exchanging rings at the beginning, he first introduced the two newlyweds to the guests and got to know each other along the way. , the process of getting to know each other and falling in love.

Following the description in the priest's iron-blooded voice, segments of Sarah and Sharp's past happy scenes were projected in mid-air. It was so sweet that they lost their teeth, because Bobo listened to Sarah's earthy love words to Sharp. He looked like he was going to have a cerebral thrombosis.

Cerebral thrombosis can easily cause a stroke, and the appearance of a stroke is crookedness of the mouth and eyes.

In fact, these videos are not that TVA monitored DC's timeline, but Su Ming extracted them from the memories of his previous life and asked the lieutenant to make them up again. They were also accompanied by all kinds of earthy love words, which made the guests' skin itch. The itchy kind.

After playing many records of sweet moments, the critical step was finally reached. The priest picked up the huge "New Edition of Holy Scripture" from the table and looked at the two women in front of him:

"Praise the Emperor! Praise forever! Today we gather here to witness the ceremony of being blessed by gifts. I want to ask the two newcomers: Did you come here under his guidance to swear loyalty?"

The words were a little strange, but Sarah didn’t think much about it. Isn’t marriage about being loyal to each other? Nothing wrong!

"Yes, we are." The two said in unison.

"Very well, Sarah Lance from the CW multiverse, Earth 1, are you willing to be the husband and wife of the woman in front of you? No matter whether you are poor or rich, healthy or sick in the future, always respect her, protect her, and serve her Fight?"

"I do." Sarah looked at the Legends of Tomorrow players in the audience, smiled and leaned closer to the microphone and replied.

The priest nodded, his Terminator power armor made the sound of joint friction, and turned his head to Sharp to ask a similar question again:

"So, Eva Sharp from the time and space relay point of the CW multiverse, are you willing to be the husband and wife of the woman in front of you? No matter whether you are poor or rich, healthy or sick in the future, always respect her, protect her, and fight for her ?"

The tall woman, also wearing a white dress, smiled and nodded: "I do."

The priest, who stood on the stage more than one meter taller than both of them, nodded with satisfaction. The three service nails on his forehead reflected the dazzling sunlight. He took a few steps back with a smile, raised his hands and said:

"Then, please move closer to each other and exchange each other's bolters or power swords."

"Um?"

The two newcomers made confused sounds at the same time, what is that?