The Death Knell

While Deathstroke and his team were traveling to hell, they entered a dark world and started looking for a dark creature.

Fierce fighting continues in New York's Manhattan neighborhood, near high-rise buildings such as Stark Industries and Osborne Tower.

Many women with white wings appeared in the sky. They were wearing beautiful golden armor. They were all as beautiful as fairies, but they all said the most vicious words and wanted to attack under the eyes of the Avengers. civilian.

The battle between the two sides reached its climax from the beginning, with explosions, screams, energy beams shooting at each other, tall buildings collapsing, and cars turning into small pancakes, all happening almost at the same time.

Although Captain America is in poor mental condition, he still stands firmly on the front line, using his shield with white five-stars on it to block the situation and provide tactical support for his companions.

Each Avenger has to face hundreds of enemies of different races, attacking from all directions and from above. The number is almost endless.

Young kids like Marvel Girls, Rising Stars, and Young Avengers all went to the battlefield, but everyone was generally at a loss when fighting in the city.

But not everyone will feel nervous because of the battle situation. On the contrary, there is a girl who never seems to be nervous. Now her mind is not on the battle at all. .

In an alley not far from the battlefield, a girl with messy brown hair and front teeth protruding from her lips was squatting next to the trash can to cover her figure, holding a Wilson titanium alloy mobile phone 12PLUS++ in her hand, like a rubbing game Use both hands to type quickly like a phone handle.

"Are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Are you there?"

She sent harassing text messages to a person whose online name was 'The Most Handsome among Avengers' through chat software. She looked impatient. Even if a headless body of an alien with wings fell in front of her, she would not be moved. .

"Again???" the other party replied to her. The avatar of the man who thought he was a handsome guy was a set of gold and red armor: "We are busy. It is not good to let Jarvis take over the suit all the time. If others know, You'll think I'm paddling."

"Why is it bad? Didn't you say Jarvis is the best artificial intelligence program?"

The Banya girl tilted her head and reached out to touch the two round ears on the hairpin on her head.

"It's the best, but I just found out today that there is a little problem with the algorithm design. I stipulated that AI cannot kill people. Apparently Jarvis now regards these winged beauties as human beings, even if they actually want to kill each other." My poisonous woman. It’s also my fault. I dated too many Victoria’s Secret models in the past, and Jarvis also fell in love with big wings, but I can only adjust this mistake after today.”

Tony was actually a few kilometers away in the sky. When he replied to the text message, Jarvis was controlling the suit and fighting a group of blond angels.

"Oh, that's it. I want to ask you something, related to ethics and morals." The brown-haired girl has no interest in things like AI. Her big fluffy tail swayed behind her, and her little hands typed quickly: "I accidentally got I got a necklace that will allow me to go back in time and become the mother of these winged aliens, do you think I should go?"

“If the past few decades have taught me anything, it’s to never get involved with other people’s ethical issues, no matter how big or small.”

The suit used the palm cannon with both hands to perform the "light beam rotation" move. Tony, who was huddled in the suit and chatting, also glanced at the captain and others struggling on the ground:

"But since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully that this is not an ethical issue, but a species issue. Can you lay eggs? Squirrel Girl? They have wings and feathers, they should be some kind of birds , Have you met Professor X’s wife? People from Shia are born from eggs.”

"Well, I think humans are not oviparous animals." Doreen Green, the squirrel girl, was a little confused. She touched her tail and then her front teeth, as if to confirm that she was a human before replying: "It's still not possible. , I can’t lay eggs, it seems the plan won’t work.”

"How about you give me that necklace and I can try to be their father?"

Tony told a joke, because he just saw the Hulk being attacked by a troll and stabbed in the butt with a big stick:

"No, let's be serious. Let me study the necklace. I'll see if I can invent a time machine and sell it. Then I'll share 15% of your income and earn hundreds of millions of dollars in pocket money every day. Then you can make it every day. All can eat the best pine nuts and peanuts.”

"Haha, thank you, forget it. There is a big ruby ​​on this necklace. I don't think it is a good thing. I'd better destroy it myself." Squirrel Girl patted her knees and took out a very tacky pair from her pocket. The gold chain came, and the pendant on it was emitting red light, but she was not affected at all: "Besides, I don't think hundreds of millions of dollars is the level of pocket money."

"Poverty limits your imagination, girl. In fact, I am wearing hundreds of millions of dollars right now." Tony behind the golden mask smiled crookedly and sent the message frivolously. After thinking about it, he sent another one: "You Where? Come and help near Manhattan."

But Squirrel Girl only sent me a grinning emoticon, and then said: "I'm going to the supermarket to buy instant pasta. I saw in the brochure that there is a sale tonight. Okay, I have already finished this conversation between us. It’s set to ‘don’t remind you of new messages’, so go ahead.”

Yes, even if aliens invade New York, Squirrel Girl still maintains her own pace, for her.

You can't miss the discounted products in the supermarket. Let alone the alien invasion, even if Thanos snaps his fingers again today, he won't be able to stop her, she said!

After putting away the necklace and mobile phone, she patted her butt, turned her head to get the direction, and prepared to queue up at the supermarket.

Whenever New York encounters a crisis, supermarket business is always very good. Many African Americans will go to supermarkets of various sizes to "purchase" with various weapons. The shopkeepers will often keep their hands raised all night.

As a superhero, I still have to observe social ethics. I have to queue up for shopping. Although it is still daytime, it will be too late if I don't go.

Lifting her short legs and stepping over the corpse in front of her, she was about to walk out when she met Loki head-on. At this time, the Asgardian god, who was not sure whether he was male or female, was emerging from under a sewer manhole cover. Come with half a brain.

"Oh, hey, Loki, what are you playing at?" Doreen asked the god curiously, wagging her big tail.

"Hush! This is a high-end stealth skill I learned from Deathstroke. There are no enemies in the sewers, and the whole city is unimpeded. Are you coming?" Loki stretched out his finger and made a quiet gesture on his lips, and quickly Showing a mischievous smile: "Also, the style of the uniform you are wearing is too weird. Is the sexually frigid style popular in the New York fashion industry recently?"

Under normal circumstances, someone who looks aloof and has no interest in the opposite sex is called abstinence type.

Today, Squirrel Girl was wearing a dirty big T-shirt, big brown pants, and sneakers that she forgot to wash. She also stuffed the hem of the T-shirt into the waistband of her pants, and she had no makeup on her chubby face, which made people confused. See, he has no desire for her at all. This is called frigidity.

Squirrel Girl suddenly turned into dead fish eyes, the corners of her mouth turned downwards, and her front teeth lost their luster:

"This is my regular uniform, thank you! Humph!"