The Death Knell

It's not that Carol isn't helpful, but that the situation on her side is actually more complicated.

Different from the situation of the Queen of Angels, the dark elves were all ordered to shrink their defenses by Malajisi, and the whole clan was huddled in the imperial mausoleum.

Captain Marvel chases the king of the dark elves, but from time to time the cursed warriors of the dark elves emerge from hiding to attack. These bad elves also bring their swamp tigers, which are ferocious large winged cats. .

A flying tiger with bat-like wings is not a threat to Carol.

But cats are her favorite. When she saw the ferocious tiger, Carol, who looked a bit tomboyish but actually had a soft heart, couldn't bear to do it.

The big black tiger can also fly. It's so cute. It would be a pity to kill it.

So if a swamp tiger appeared, she would hold back her strength and knock it out. As a result, she would chase after the spicy chicken shreds, unable to form a coherent attack.

There are also those cursed warriors, all lunatics who are not afraid of death. They come close with black hole grenades and then self-destruct, which is also a problem.

"Wade, where did you go? It's time to work." Su Ming felt that Carol might need some help, so he turned to look behind him and started calling his cousin to work.

He paid for it, so he couldn't let Wade do anything, right?

"Come, come, I'm here, hehe"

Deadpool's answer came from directly below. He was flying toward his cousin while holding up his trousers, and his two trouser pockets were bulging.

What else could he do? Of course I went to pick up the money.

The fighting between the two sides caused a lot of gold hidden in the mausoleum to fall to the ground. The Queen of Angels was obviously not the only greedy person present. Wade also had an extremely strong desire for money.

But the money he asks for is usually used to help those "poor women who still wear very little clothes and wander the streets at night", so maybe it can be said to be charity?

His cousin picked up some gold, and Su Ming didn't bother to care about it. Anyway, it was only tens of thousands of dollars at most. He pointed at Carol:

"Go and help Captain Marvel wrap things up and stop playing hide and seek with Spicy Chicken. Where else can he run?"

"Oh, well, who calls you the employer? It's like I bought Sichuan chicken feet and got rock sugar duck feet. I don't want to take out the food from my intestines, so I just I can admit it."

While taking out the small pistol given by his cousin, Wade started talking nonsense and winking in the direction of no one:

"But I still don't understand. Don't you have the lighter of the Ultimate Eraser? Why don't you just give it to Malekith?"

"Is the Ultimate Eraser so easy to use? What if Havenheim is also wiped out?" Su Ming took out the thing to show to his cousin, and pointed with another finger: "Look Ah, even if it’s a lighter, it doesn’t even have a knob to adjust the fire power, just a trigger.”

Wade suddenly understood. He patted his butt and pinched his nose again: "I understand, you are right not to use it, otherwise you will lose so much gold, it will be like trying to fall in love with a beautiful woman and then finding out It’s like she has AIDS, which is really a pity.”

"But you are not afraid of AIDS at all. Your cancer cells prevent HIV from surviving in your body." Su Ming calmly put away the Ultimate Eraser and took out a bottle of liquor to drink.

The bitch Deadpool smiled slyly and squeezed the small white eyes of the mask:

"That's what I said. In fact, when I make friends, I never care whether she is sick or not, because no one is as sick as me, quack!"

He made a duck call and then flew away, wagging his butt happily in the air, probably because he felt very proud.

"Hee, my cousin is such an interesting person, he is always so optimistic." Harley obviously admires Wade, because although Deadpool is a little sick, he lives a very relaxed life. This is probably due to the frequent amnesia caused by brain cancer. benefits.

"He has nothing to do with optimism. In fact, he is completely negative." Su Ming hugged Harley and continued to watch the show, and put a kiss on her forehead: "Think about it, jelly beans, if it wasn't life or death." Take it easy, who would become a mercenary?"

Regardless of whether Deadpool is passive or active, there is no doubt about his combat effectiveness. The dark elves are not a particularly powerful race. They will hurt, bleed, and die if they are hit by bullets.

Wade, who seemed heartless, chose the right tactic. After he got off the court, he let the dark elves attack him, and then he defended and counterattacked.

For example, if a dark elf jumps out of the shadows and stabs Deadpool in the waist with a dagger, he will immediately jump up and use the old tree root move, clamp the opponent's waist with his legs in reverse, and then turn around and shoot.

Although the efficiency was a bit slow, considering that he was wearing a skirt and uniform that had been torn before, and now more than half of his rotten flesh was exposed, the number of dark elves who could see him still holding back from vomiting was very rare.

Kill those who have not spit out and still have the ability to resist. Does Wade still need to deal with the other enemies who fall out of hiding with "rainbow" in their mouths?

Therefore, his tactical goal was achieved, which was to help Carol get rid of the miscellaneous soldiers who hindered her, including the Swamp Tiger.

There is no way, those large cats can be domesticated to fight, and they obviously have their own brains, and they also have stomachs. As long as carbon-based creatures meet these two points, they cannot escape the influence of nausea.

Wherever Deadpool passed, the places that could barely be called roads in the ruins were quickly covered in all kinds of vomit, and now even Carol was somewhat affected.

But it doesn't matter, because the spicy chicken shreds are also affected. According to the famous canyon theory of relativity, if both parties are weakened, it means that neither party is weak.

"This is to lure Deadpool here for you! Ugh"

Carol punched the spicy chicken shreds again. She couldn't find an excuse to hit someone, so she made one up on the spot and retched at the same time.

The king of the dark elves was already in extreme nausea. He had never seen a creature as disgusting as Deadpool, especially when this creature was wearing a tattered skirt and wings stained with sticky body fluids and vomit.

After being punched in the chest by Carol, he finally vomited it out. While vomiting, he drew an arc in the air and fell directly from the island to the ground.

Just like that, when Carol chased him down, pushed him to the ground and punched him more than a dozen times, the dark elf, whose face was covered with vomit, still swallowed in the double pain of both mental and physical pain. Last breath.