The Death Knell

"It's so bloody when you beat it into a pulp. I'm so scared. Ever since I got married, I've been feeling sore in my back and legs. Maybe it's because my brain is overdrawn. I feel like I've forgotten something. Cousin, how about that? Can you remind me?"

Deadpool was squirming but not moving, speaking in a strange tone of voice, while the thumb and index finger of his right hand began to rub together rapidly.

Yes, want money.

Because this time he has already worked, but his cousin hasn't even paid the deposit for the entire mission. In the mercenary business, even brothers have to settle accounts.

Deadpool doesn't have to abide by other mercenary rules. He can't kill his employer, he can't be merciful to women, children, old and young, he can't share information with others, etc. He doesn't care about these rules.

But when it comes to money, he insists on following the rules, and no matter how often brain cancer causes him to lose his memory, when it comes to money, his memory is unambiguous.

Money is not everything, but it is absolutely impossible to be without money. Living in human society, everything requires money to eat, drink, and have sex.

His daughter Ai Li wants to go to school, Xia Kaila wants to buy a bag, his ex-girlfriends occasionally have romantic friendly games, his ex-wife still needs to pay alimony, Wade still has friends, and he goes out to eat and drink with a few girls. Want money.

In fact, with his ability, he would not starve to death even if he had no money, but there were so many people trying to make money from him that there was nothing he could do about it.

As a good cousin, Su Ming also understood Wade's difficulties, so according to the rules, he gave him 30% of the down payment, which was a check of thirty thousand US dollars, plus five hundred change, as he paid for the three witches. Hard work fee.

After receiving the payment, Deadpool was like a massage stick full of electricity or some other obscene electric toy. He immediately became energetic and performed an aerial split for everyone on the spot, and danced to "Singin' in the Rain" while holding a gun. , and just sang and danced towards the door.

Dracula was noncommittal about his performance. The vampire archduke threw the golden cup to the ground, lifted up his cloak with his backhand and transformed into a group of bats, quickly following behind.

"Inform the Nuvali people not to get close to the ice ball. Our affairs with the Celestials have nothing to do with them. Wanda, open the portal in three minutes and we will go to the North Pole of the planet."

After suffocating the cigarette and putting it away, Deathstroke's armor was finished. He exhaled and explained the next steps:

"We are not going to kill the Celestial God Group, but we need to do something to make the Creator call their leader, a leader who can mobilize the Celestial Destroyer."

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The star Ceint was suspended above the white sand, seeming much larger than ever before. It shone under the clouds, but looked like a chubby sheep shivering from the cold.

Regarding the extinction of alien species on the entire planet, Su Ming had no emotions in his heart. There was something fishy about their birth, so who told them to develop civilization in the graveyard of the Dark Gods?

Maybe their dark matter technology was also passed down by the Dark Gods.

Deadpool and True Ancestor took this trip mainly to test whether there was a group of gods monitoring the planet. After all, they were delayed for seven days on the road. Logically speaking, the creators should have arrived long ago.

But the answer is no, the gods are late.

Deadpool and the Archduke landed in the shadow of the planet and took a long circle on the white sand. Not to mention the Celestials, they didn't even see an ant.

"Hey, Your Majesty Fangs, what does it feel like to drink other people's blood? Are you vampires sucking blood similar to humans sucking jelly?" As soon as he was free, Deadpool's curiosity emerged, and he scratched it with his pistol. Holding his butt, he asked Dracula beside him.

Whether Dracula is a Duke or the nominal supreme leader of the vampire clan, it is right to be called His Majesty.

"It depends on the situation. The blood of a virgin tastes like the milk I drank when I was a human. The blood of a married woman is slightly worse, and it is like dry food without nutrition. As for men, I don't drink it. Yes, only juniors with no status or education will be hungry and picky about food."

Because Deadpool is Deathstroke's cousin, Dracula also has a very good attitude towards him, and is very patient to say the least.

When answering questions, the Grand Duke wore an elegant smile, as naturally as if he was recommending drinks to a friend.

Of course vampires have patience. The thing they fear most in their endless lifespan is boredom. No matter how much nonsense Deadpool talks about, it is not a problem for a vampire.

If Deadpool can ask questions non-stop for a hundred years, then they can really answer boring questions for a hundred years.

However, this is limited to high-level vampires. Low-level vampires themselves often fall into red mania. They will probably treat Deadpool as emergency food, regardless of how dirty or smelly he is.

Vampires can only live by drinking blood. This is a curse. They cannot eat any human food, not even drink alcohol. After all, no matter what kind of wine, it is made from grains and fruits.

"The Book of Darkness" is Sithorn's work. Varna, the Archmage of Atlantis, obtained a trading channel from it in order to live forever. Trading his soul for longevity is a trade. And the pain of losing the ability to eat regularly and be out in the sun is the interest of the trade.

Immortality is good, but with various restrictions, immortality quickly turned into torture. Even the ancestor Varna finally committed suicide in the sun, half because he had had enough, and the other half because he was driven crazy.

Fortunately, Dracula is a ruthless man. As a second-generation vampire and a famous anti-Christ, he accidentally gained the ability to move in the sun by spitting and peeing on the cross. I don’t know if it is true. Is God manifesting himself, or is it some ancient prankster who wants to watch the fun?

But that was a long time ago. Anyway, over the years, there have only been a few famous Sunwalkers, Dracula, Van Helsing, who has an unclear relationship with the vampires, and Blade.

Ordinary vampires don't have the abilities of a grand duke. As humankind's technology grows, the living space becomes smaller. For example, vampires in the United States often prey on homeless people at night to survive.

Dracula didn't know how those guys tasted, but their smell should be similar to that of Deadpool.

"So there is still such a saying. Old guys, I've asked it for you. Hurry up and give away the promised gifts."

Dracula answered kindly, but Deadpool immediately turned his head away from the crowd and spoke into the air. He didn't seem to care about the answer at all:

"Click here to follow me, and then I'll ask our Grand Duke if all Vampire women are particularly good at sucking. That's right, you know, hehe!"

Even after getting married, Deadpool is still the same Deadpool, without any change.

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