The Death Knell

Tens of seconds later, Deadpool carried Doomsday Blues' head and his own head and walked out of the restaurant in a yangko twist.

Acid rain fell on his body, and the bitch comfortably sprayed out a cloud of blood mist from the broken part of his trachea. Apparently the irritating acid was good for his rotten skin.

The Thorns Counter-Injury Spell is a great spell, and as a blessing spell, once it is released, it will be effective for a long time and has nothing to do with the state of the magician when he is attacked. It can be regarded as a passive effect.

When Deadpool chopped off Doomsday Blues' head, his own head also fell off due to the magic's rebound damage.

But people are different. Some people really won’t die if they lose their heads. For example, Dracula is the same as Deadpool. Super self-healing is not a joke, but is most useful in actual combat. One of the superpowers.

All in all, I didn't put in much effort, I didn't even say much, I just got the head with just a touch of a knife.

Being able to go to his cousin's place to exchange for one hundred thousand dollars, Deadpool was a little excited. He happily danced Singin' in the Rain on the roadside and kicked the water on the road everywhere with his boots.

But because of brain cancer, he couldn't quite remember the original lyrics of "Singin' in the Rain", so he sang "Back to My Mother's Home" in a two-person version. When he sang "a chicken in the left hand and a duck in the right hand", He would also raise his hands and shake the two heads in his hands.

"That's enough, Deadpool, it's your turn."

Batman appeared behind Deadpool like a ghost. No one knew how he appeared, just like no one knew where he went just now.

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Deadpool didn't seem to hear him. He was still treading water on the roadside and dancing tap dance.

"You know what I need you to do. Pretending to be deaf may work for Deathstroke, but it doesn't work for me." Batman held down Deadpool's shoulders, snatched the rotten head from his hands, and pressed back the broken neck. Above: "Take Doomsday Blues' brain and go to Deathstroke and show him the intel inside the mind of our most evasive enemy."

"Oh, so you didn't bring me out to eat at all."

Deadpool pouted, twisted his body left and right a few times, gently leaned on the bat's broad shoulders, stood on tiptoes and whispered softly:

"You take me with you just for now. You know that I can return to my cousin immediately. With this dead head, you want to get rid of me who is the most threatening to you, and get rid of my cousin who is the most trusted and most trusted person." My love, Batman, what is your plan?"

"Do you think Deathstroke didn't expect that I would use you? The reason your team stays here means that I can use you as much as you like. Of course, it's paid. I understand the rules of mercenaries."

Zorn patted Deadpool on the back, smiled, took out a gold bar from the Bat belt, and waved it in front of Wade's eyes:

"We are a team, don't worry about what bad things I will do by sending you away. This is my Gotham, my Earth, and it is our common wish to preserve it. Remember this. In addition, if I am not wrong, , now Deathstroke must have contacted someone he really trusts to spy on me, just tell me, do you want the money or not?"

When Deadpool saw the gold bar, his eyes turned into golden '$' symbols.

As fast as lightning, he stretched out his hand to accept the gold bar, put it into his mouth skillfully and bit it, chipping a few teeth that were already weak. After confirming that it was real gold, he immediately stuffed it into his trouser pocket and bent his back. , said in a flattering tone:

"Okay boss, I'm going to take the head to show to my cousin. Do you need to write a greeting card and put it in the express box?"

"Haha, I like your jokes, amigo, go back quickly, I'll be here waiting for you to eat."

After saying that, Bat let go of his hand on Deadpool's shoulder, jumped back suddenly, and he just disappeared into the darkness, as if he had never been here before.

"Five leaders, six sixty-six, eight horses."

When Deadpool returned to his cousin, Su Ming was eating and drinking.

To be more precise, he was pouring wine into a strong man with long golden hair.

I looked over suddenly and thought it was Thor. Then I took a closer look at the face and realized, oh, isn't he several times more handsome than Thor?

But Deadpool sighed, what's the use of being handsome? When you come out to hang out now, you rely on your brain. You can tell at a glance that this strong man's brain is not as good as Thor's. Would a normal person drink with the symbiote host? When alcohol enters the symbiote's body, it is directly converted into energy.

You must know that my cousin drank up Thor and Loki brothers, plus the Three Warriors and Sif by himself back then. Considering the Asa protoss's ability to drink, they all drank directly from the barrel.

At least Deadpool has never seen Deathstroke drunk, he's always sober and always likes to manipulate others when they're confused.

"Hey, you lost, drink!" Deathstroke put a bowl of sea food into the golden-haired man's hand, held the bottom of the bowl and poured it into the other man's mouth: "The feelings are shallow, lick them, the feelings are deep, one mouthful is stuffy, Yigri Si, you are a person who knows the current affairs, we really hit it off, we are going to do it."

"vomit"

The leader of the Eternals retched, not because he drank too much. After all, the Eternals dared to call themselves gods to humans in ancient times, so their physical fitness was not bad.

The reason why he retched was purely because of the smell of Deadpool and the head he was holding in his hand.

Igris has seen a lot of dead people. After all, his lifespan is considered well-informed, but he has never seen anyone die so miserably.

The face of the human head was pitted and pitted, as if it had been gnawed by ants. The end of the neck was not flat at all. A white rope-like thing drooped on the ground. Could it be the spinal cord? It was still dripping wetly.

Su Ming sighed, put down the ocean bowl, and glanced at Wade angrily:

"Can't you just take a look at the atmosphere? I'm having a drink with a new friend here. Why don't you just bring me a bloody human head? Can't you just wash it and steam it before bringing it back?"

"Ahem, cousin, is your new friend an Amazon cannibal?" Wade nervously came to the table, looked at the roast duck and other dishes, and swallowed: "How about you and him take this Eat on your head, and I can serve some dishes that normal people should eat?"

"Wanda, remove the stink from Wade and put a mosaic on his face." Su Ming thought for a moment. His cousin was still doing errands for him during the honeymoon. It would be too much if he didn't even give him a meal. Unfeeling.

But I didn’t want to sit with a rotten and smelly mixture of human-shaped avocado and shit, so I could only use chaos magic.

Wanda was also unambiguous. She just took a bite of the spring pancake in her hand, and before she could swallow the roast duck in her mouth, she muttered:

"No more stink."

Suddenly, the stench on Deadpool's body disappeared, and even the smell that a human should have was gone. He became a tasteless person.

Then, Wanda glanced at him with disgust, then waved her hand, and a mosaic-like space floated in the air, covering Deadpool's face.

This time it was much better. Deadpool could serve on the table without wearing a mask. He happily sat down next to Thanos and rubbed the Mad Titan's uneven chin like a washboard affectionately:

"Eh? Xiao Mie Mie, everyone else is eating, why don't you eat? Don't you know how to make burritos? I'll make one for you."

As he spoke, Wade took off his gloves. I don’t know if he was too excited and made his movements a bit violent. He also took off the skin and flesh on his hands like gloves, and the wet and sticky flesh was The leather fell onto Thanos' crotch with a 'snap' sound.