The Death Knell

"Kuang, kuang, kuang"

The big ax made a dull sound when it came into contact with the frozen soil, which made Loki almost fall asleep.

Thor dug into the ground with his warbird, Sif wiped his sweat from time to time, and Frigga looked at them with a smile on her face, making Loki feel like a superfluous person. With nothing to do, she could only whistle and look around. .

It is said that this place is really a barren land, not even a hair on it.

"Um?"

Loki suddenly made a confused sound from his nostrils. Just a moment ago, she was thinking that it would be great if there was a hair. It could be considered a clue and she could figure out Deathstroke's plan.

Then she actually saw a hair, right in front of her on the snow.

It was a black curly hair, not long, about ten centimeters, but too thick for human hair, more like orangutan or buffalo hair.

But this is not the key. The key is that she remembers clearly that there was definitely no such hair in this position three seconds ago.

Not to mention it was blown by the heavy snowstorm, it was fixed on the snow and very strong.

Loki lifted her skirt and squatted down sideways. Like a child playing with ants, she reached out and poked the hair with her nails.

It looks like hair and feels like hair, so it’s really a hair and not something painted on, which is interesting.

Who dropped the clue in front of him? Or

"Mother, I have discovered something." Loki rolled his eyes, picked up the hair, and returned to Frigga with jumping steps, displaying it like a treasure: "Look at this, is it possible for us to do it before? Left behind by the creature he was following?”

"Oh, child, ask your brother. When you go hunting, men should have the final say." Frigga smiled and touched Loki's hair. Of course, even though Loki now looked like a woman, she still The child came to see it as a son.

It's just that the eldest child in the family should be in charge. This is Asgard's custom.

"Okay, mother, let my dear brother take a look, hehe."

And what she said was naturally what Loki expected. The God of Deception pinched the hair and quickly came to Thor.

Without speaking, Thor naturally heard the exchange between her and her mother, and was waiting curiously.

"Yes, Thor, look at what kind of creature's hair this is, and then lead us to catch it." Sif put her fists on her chin with both hands, with a look of anticipation on her face. She liked to see Thor's wise and mighty appearance. .

Thor does not love Sif, he loves Jane Foster, but being looked at by the beautiful woman with adoring eyes inevitably makes him feel a little proud, so he also wants to show off his skills in tracking prey:

"Ahem, let me take a look, miamiamia"

After that, he took the hair from Loki's hand, stuffed it into his mouth, licked it with his tongue a few times, tried to taste the taste, and made a smacking sound.

This is not nonsense, but an empirical technique for judging the types of creatures, which all experienced hunters know to some extent.

For example, wild ducks have a hydrophobic layer on their feathers, so when doing this, the feathers will not be stained with saliva, thus keeping them dry after being taken out.

In the same way, some carnivores can also be judged in this way, such as tigers and leopards. They like to lick their fur after eating meat, so their hair will have the smell of blood and grease.

Creatures such as wild boars and bison have an earthy smell in their hair because they like to wallow in mud puddles.

The body structure of the Aesir is very similar to that of humans, and their sense of smell is not as sharp as their sense of taste, so Thor tastes with his mouth.

Of course, in Loki's opinion, it was unnecessary, because everyone already knew that the target of tracking was a humanoid creature, and the footprints were still there. Instead of tasting the hair, it was better to find a laboratory and run a chromatogram.

But Thor just has no brains, and Loki knew it would be like this.

"Ugh." Loki took a step back with his teeth bared, and said to Sif with a look of disgust on his face: "Look, my brother has lived on earth for so many years, and he still doesn't care about hygiene. He's so dirty."

"No, I don't think so." Sif blushed and looked at Thor swallowing the black hair and his serious face facing the wind and snow, she covered her hot face : "I think Thor is too reliable, and that's what a man in charge should be."

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Loki showed a black question mark face. Well, she had already begun to wonder, did Odin give Sif any medicine in the past?

What's so good about Thor, the brown bear-like brother? Did Sif see him as stupid? Or do you fancy him not taking a shower?

He wanted to separate Sif and Thor, not to save this stupid woman, but to let Thor and Dr. Foster, a human woman, be together. Then he could see his mother getting furious and then kick Thor out. Family, severing the relationship between mother and child, expelling the Asa clan genealogy, and a series of lively events!

At that time, I can appear in front of the lonely Thor, watch his jokes, and then let him beg me, hahahaha!

But Xifu is now looking at herself as a self-defense, and it's a bit difficult to give up for nothing.

To be honest, although Loki has played pranks on Sif since she was a child, such as cutting off her hair, or stealing her toys, etc., her understanding of Sif is still objective.

That is to say, Sif is indeed strong and beautiful, at least ten times better than the human woman Dr. Foster.

Even though her blond hair was stolen from her and her current black hair is an implanted wig made by dwarves, it still does not detract from her beauty.

As a mixed-race child, Sif has the valor of the Asa clan and the softness of the Warner clan. Judging from Loki's understanding of his brother Thor, if Sif sneaks into Thor's bed one night, he will definitely be jealous. Can't resist temptation.

Don't doubt this possibility. A woman from the Asa protoss can really do it. Even if Sif knocks Thor out with a battering ram and drags him into a cave, it's possible.

‘We have to think of a way. ’

Looking at his brother who was still licking his fur, Loki narrowed his eyes.

But how can a good solution be so easy to think of?

I don’t know how many times I have tried it in the past, such as creating an illusion for Sif to make her misunderstand that Thor eats cow dung; for example, giving Thor a human beauty to enjoy, and taking Sif to eavesdrop on the wall; for example, stealing Put other people's weapons under Thor's bed and let Sif find them; for example

Recalling this, Loki found that he had tried various methods hundreds of times. If it had been anyone else, he would have been beaten to death long ago, but Sif was still deeply in love with Thor no matter what she did, so there was no way.

'Tsk, if only Thor were a woman. ’

Loki scratched her head, thinking that if Thor turned into a woman, it would be useless even if Sif was happy in every possible way.

"No! Thor, you!"

At this time, Frigga suddenly exclaimed. Loki thought that his mother was in danger and was worried for a moment. But the next second, he found that his mother and Sif were both looking at Thor with shock on their faces.

It turns out that at some point, Thor turned into a blonde beauty with a graceful figure and a curvy figure. She still had the so-called pure lust Internet celebrity face on Earth, but the black hair coming out of her mouth affected her a little bit. image.