The Death Knell

In fact, the scientific name of these guys in the Black Lake should be called mermaids.

It’s just that they are too ugly, and they are too different from the mermaids in fairy tales. Their sharp teeth and bulging eyeballs will only remind Su Ming of those monsters in Azeroth that can scream Wawuuuu, so he I've always called them murlocs.

Hermione was simply led astray by him, and she also used such a term. If this statement were told to other wizards, it would only make them confused. It was considered a secret message between master and disciple.

However, although the name was wrong, she was not mistaken. About a hundred meters away from the front of the two people, there was a special red algae forest at the bottom of the lake, where some fishmen seemed to be hunting.

Whether they are mermaids or fishmen, they all need to eat. They mainly feed on fish. However, unlike humans and wizards, they like smelly food, just like the fish bait that fish like to eat. Most people Neither of them can accept it.

Su Ming doesn't like fishing, but he knows some fishing experts. He heard that some fish like to eat smelly fish. If it's not smelly enough, people won't take the bait.

Apparently the murlocs were similar to the fish in this respect, which made Su Ming reveal an evil smile. He gently opened the gift box in his hand, and then used the force to push the water power to push the gift box out.

It could be seen that the black gift box was inconspicuous in the lake. In an instant, it was above the heads of the group of fishmen. Deathstroke put his finger on his lips and made a 'shh' gesture, indicating to the students not to speak and to watch quietly. Its changes.

The fish people were not surprised when something that clearly belonged to a human fell on their head. After all, the little wizards at Hogwarts often threw things into the lake, including clods of earth, stones, and potions. I've long been used to it.

But what came today was different, a big box. Although I didn’t know what it was inside, it was very fragrant!

The fishmen seem to have no noses, and their faces only have a small bulge similar to Voldemort's. However, their mouths are surprisingly large, and they should have evolved to swallow live fish.

In fact, their bodies are very good, and they are streamlined like underwater creatures. The main reason why they are ugly is that the distance between the fish people's eyes is too wide, and the two bulging eyeballs look like they are on both sides of the head. This kind of appearance that looks like a human but is not human will only make people feel that it is not suitable for fear.

But now they saw the gift box and noticed the smell of the food in the gift box.

Deathstroke specially prepared a box full of a mixture of canned herring, durian, stinky tofu, and snail noodles for them, and he had opened it just now. At this time, the strange smell touched the hearts of a group of murlocs.

They immediately surrounded the gift box in the distance, their huge tails swaying, as if they were dancing around the box, and each fish had a look of joy on its face, probably thanking nature for its gift. .

Don't expect any good fishmen to return props or food that fell into the water to the wizard. As long as something fell into the black lake, they would not return it. Territorial awareness is so strong.

"well......"

Hermione shook her head speechlessly when she saw the fish people, after a burst of joy, each going to take out the "Hu Hu" from the gift box and put it into their mouths.

In fact, the professor was right. If the fish people picked up someone else's gift box and did not touch the contents, but chose to return it to the original owner or come up to the surface to take a look, then there would be no poisoning.

Now that they have eaten other people's 'lost property', they deserve to be poisoned. Even if they go to Professor McGonagall to complain, the PE teacher will still be invincible.

He would definitely say that the gift was for a friend who likes to take poison, but he accidentally fell into the water and was eaten by the fishmen, and he didn't invite them to eat it.

So this is not poisoning.

It's just that he deliberately made the box look like a gift box and tied it with a beautiful ribbon. Isn't this just digging a hole? Anyone would want to see what's inside, right?

He had been away from him for several years, and the murlocs had probably forgotten his existence, yet another fish stepped into such a simple trap.

The drug took effect very quickly. Hermione saw some changes in the expressions of the fishmen. She didn't know what kind of poison the professor used, but what she could see was that the fishmen covered their bellies one by one, even the ones in their hands. The spears were all thrown away.

They began to look around anxiously, as if they wanted to go somewhere, but they lost the ability to move and their bodies were extremely stiff even when swimming.

Just when Hermione thought they had been hit by a prank candy with the 'Petrifying Curse', she saw a murloc trembling and screaming. The murloc's voice was noise in the air, but when it propagated underwater It was often a song, but now this song was full of pain and desolation.

Along with the miserable singing, the fish-man's tail spurted out a stream of turbid liquid, which mixed with the already dark black lake water, seeming to turn the water around them yellow.

"Haha! Look, Hermione, the result of the murlocs taking the super laxative is so funny. Isn't this polluting the environment?"

Seeing the fish people taking the laxative that manifested themselves, shaking their heads and tails wildly, and collectively losing control on the spot, Su Mingli couldn't help but beat the mud at the bottom of the lake with his hands, and the smiles on the fish people's faces were transferred to his face superior.

Hermione looked at him speechlessly. Only a professor could be so bored and play pranks on fish-men, right?

But she still didn't see far enough. The reason why it's called the 'Super Thunderbolt Invincible Shake Your Head to Be Afraid' laxative is how could it be so simple? Thinning is just the beginning.

Ordinary laxatives can only relieve bowel movements, but this super laxative can also produce a large amount of gas in the victim's body, thereby forming a high-pressure environment, allowing the gas to be ejected from certain narrow holes, forming a strong air flow, and achieving assistance. The general effect of a pusher.

Because every murloc accidentally leaked something from behind and polluted the water around them, these murlocs surrounded by brown water were covering their mouths and noses at this time, which meant that a The exhaust hole, those high-pressure gases can only go through the hole at the other end of the digestive tract...

So just when the witch was about to say something, she heard several dull roars under the water. When she turned around, she saw a lot of bubbles erupting from the backs of the fishmen. They were struggling and shaking themselves wildly. Their hair was as long as waterweed, but the uncontrolled gas still pushed their bodies at high speed, shooting them out of the bottom of the lake like submarine-launched missiles!

Several figures dragged a long trail of bubbles and rushed out of the lake screaming, and in just a moment, a large piece of turbid yellow water was left in place, as well as the harpoons and fishing baskets they had dropped.

"...Is this okay?"

The girl showed a black question mark face. She couldn't imagine how the professor could come up with such a method. Those murlocs were too miserable, right? Although it's really funny...

"What's not possible? With my newly learned quantum technology, can I still tolerate it? Let's go, the excrement will spread over in a while, and we have to avoid the colored yellow water, haha!" Su Mingxiao! He grabbed the student's arm, turned around in a big circle, and headed towards the distant buildings under the water, but he was laughing all the way and seemed to be in a good mood.

He has never been a good person, and he is particularly good at basing his happiness on the pain of other inhuman creatures.