The Death Knell

The Titans went to look for her in the rental apartment in New York. She was a tenant after all.

After Harley left Gotham, she also went to work in a psychological counseling clinic, but she couldn't continue working for a short time. The monotonous and boring working life made her itchy all over, and the people who came to see her were too normal.

I don’t know if the location of the clinic was not chosen well. A store can be opened in a residential area, but a psychological clinic seems not suitable.

People who come to her for psychological counseling are mostly old men and women. Their common problems are basically the same, that is, the children are too busy at work and rarely go home to visit them, so these people feel very depressed. Lonely.

Seeing a psychiatrist for treatment is more like spending money to chat with someone. Even though it was a lot of money, Harry always felt it was too monotonous.

No old man or lady is a serial killer who has been on the run for decades, and no one is a real psychopath with a potentially perverted personality.

Everything was too ordinary and dull, so she resigned after about a month and became a full-time landlord.

The full-time landlord means lying down every day. Before being arrested by the Suicide Squad, she spent most of her time lying in her apartment, going out with Poison Ivy to do beauty treatments or sunbathing, or surfing the Internet or watching TV series at home.

This kind of life is better than going to work, she thinks so.

"She? She's not here. She said she went out with Deathstroke." The person who opened the door was Dandan. This former villain was still a little scared when he saw the Titan team, but he quickly adjusted it because he He has retired and now lives in Harley's building and works part-time as a boilermaker.

He is no longer the person he used to be.

"So Mr. Eggman, did she tell you where she went?" Beast Boy reached out to touch the huge egg shell, as if he was curious about what kind of animal egg it was: "The Justice League needs to see her for something, and it's urgent. .”

In fact, it is not a full Titan team. Raven, Steel Armor and Nightwing stayed in the Hall of Justice to guard the Amo who fell from the sky. The only ones who came out to look for Harley were Donna, Beast Boy and Aquaman.

Somehow, although Mr. Eggman was called an honorific, there was a strange taste in the word when it came out of Beast Boy's mouth.

When others talk about it, it's okay and there's no special feeling, but when this funny green-haired boy talks about it, it always feels like he's talking about what's in his crotch.

But what can be done?

Even when he was messing around outside, Dandan was just an 18th-level villain. The only way to deal with a superhero was to surrender, let alone there were several of them now.

So he could only endure it, invited the Titans into the small building, took them into his basement to visit, and made them tea.

"I've heard a little bit. Harley was very happy when she came back one day. She picked up a few clothes and packed them away. She also said that Deathstroke gave her a universe, a real universe."

Because Dandan didn't have much money, he could only rent the basement of this small building. There were no windows or ventilation fans, but there was a boiler and a lot of coal.

He can provide everyone with hot water throughout the day by burning the boiler, thereby offsetting part of the rent. If ordinary people live in this environment with extremely high carbon oxide concentration, something will happen, but he is an egg and does not even have a respiratory system, so no problem.

"Hey, I wonder if it's too late for me to have sex reassignment surgery?" Beast Boy took a breath and asked Garth beside him expectantly, obviously very excited.

As a superhero, although he is still very young, he knows very well what a universe represents.

Although the last time I saw Deathstroke, I felt that this person from another world was quite powerful, but I didn't expect that he would become a super boss so quickly. If he went to the boss and directly received the universe, it would be equivalent to saving decades of life. struggle.

Even these decades of struggle may not necessarily reach that level.

Garth looked at Beast Boy carefully, then raised his hand to hold his furry chin and move it from side to side, then opened his mouth to check his teeth, and shook his head with a disappointed look on his face:

"I'm afraid not. Even if you change gender, Deathstroke probably won't look down on you because you're too ugly and too hairy."

After hearing this, Beast Boy was unconvinced. He slapped his teammate's hand away and touched his own fur with a look of love:

"You don't understand. You are still young and don't know that hairy boys are more powerful to adults who are dark enough."

"Hey, when you say that, I'm a little bit doubtful about what you have experienced..." Gaston suddenly shuddered and moved his butt farther away from the little green man, because today's Beast Boy , strangely mature.

"Go, go, go, I've never experienced that. At most, I was abused by my family. Don't think about it. Otherwise, the next time you go to the toilet, you will find that I have smeared chili sauce on all your toilet paper. Jie Jie Jie ..."

The boy wearing red tights but with green skin was an optimist. He also deliberately imitated the villain's laughter, so the two good friends started fighting again. The reason was that Gass finally knew the pepper on his toilet paper last time. How did the sauce come about?

As for Donna, who was mainly responsible for talking to Dandan, she remained silent. There was always a sentence echoing in her mind, which was what Dadan said in a calm and calm voice.

Deathstroke gave Harley a world, Deathstroke gave Harley a world, Deathstroke gave Harley a world...

It's not that I'm jealous, but there's always something wrong in my heart. In fact, Deathstroke also gave his sister a world, although that world was Maia, where the orangutan wanted to pass the blame to the man, and it was a small magical dimension.

Diana didn't accept it in the end and gave it back to Bobo, but now it's better. Harley has a world, but her sister is gone. It was her sister who came first, so she felt a little pity for Diana.

"Would you like any snacks?"

Dandan was rubbing his robotic arm. Because he had no legs, he could only sit on a metal octopus-like disc all year round. He used metal hoses to replace his hands and feet. These hoses were dismantled from old shower machines. Coming down:

"I've got some nori here sprinkled with sesame seeds, and some mayonnaise, and I guarantee it's not expired."

"No need." This inquiry brought back Donna's thoughts. She looked at Dandan's miserable living environment. A reformed super villain could only live here: "You can keep it for yourself, and add some more boiled water to the seaweed." Turning it into soup will make you more filling."

The huge egg has cartoon-style facial features, and the egg head showed an expression of sudden realization:

"It turns out there is such a way to eat it. It's worthy of being a front-line superhero. What a great idea. Thank you, Wonder Girl."

"You don't need to thank me. I learned this from my senior classmate when I was in college. Her family was also very poor. She would often buy a hamburger from the school cafeteria at noon, take out the vegetable leaves, and eat the bread and patties. The vegetable leaves were left to drink in the soup at night, which allowed her to maintain a good figure."

Donna stood up and signaled her two teammates to stop fighting outside and it was time to leave.

"I see, she is an amazing person who invented this way of eating. Do you still have her contact information? I want to learn more tips on saving money from her."

Mr. Eggy immediately became interested. He wanted to make friends with the money-saving expert. Now that he was no longer involved in the villain circle, he had to think more about life.

"I can't give it to her. She passed away right after graduating from college. The cause of death was chronic malnutrition... But she was still so beautiful during the farewell ceremony. She really looked thin in the skirt." Donna put on her hooded cloak. , covering the sword and shield behind his back, and finally looked at the big egg: "But don't worry, you should be fine if you follow this recipe. After all, you are an egg."

She unintentionally began to imitate the way Deathstroke spoke and told cold jokes, without paying attention to how much psychological trauma it caused to inhuman creatures.

If Dandan had teeth, they would definitely be crushed, but he didn't, so there would be no problem.