The Death Knell

Look at the way the man tossed the money, it was very cool and relaxed. Why would such a rich man come to such a ghost place to buy a second-hand car?

Just looking at the aura of his actions, he was countless times stronger than the boss of Sam's father's company. This is not something that ordinary rich people can do.

Sam was confused, but he only had a budget of three thousand, so he could only find a way to choose a car that was not so shabby.

It's nice to have money

The person who came was naturally Su Ming. In fact, he had long wanted to try using the fire source to bypass Conqueror Kang's technology lock.

So he entered the 'Hasbro' multiverse before, which is the world of id comics.

id Comics may sound unfamiliar, but their works will be familiar to people of Su Ming's age.

"Transformers", "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", "Star Trek Enterprise", "Dungeons and Dragons Comics", "My Little Pony", etc. are all their works.

However, in the world of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the specialty is pizza. In that world, the only thing that is useful to Su Ming is the Mouse Master's kung fu moves.

My Little Pony's specialties are good friends and all kinds of unreasonable powers, but the ponies are so cute that I'm afraid I'll relax after going there, so I'll think about it again when I have a long vacation.

On the other hand, Star Trek's teleportation technology and Dungeons and Dragons' space bags are some of the things that I should get a set of if I get the chance.

In short, after arriving in the world of Transformers, after Su Ming confirmed the time, he immediately went to the pawn shop to exchange gold for cash, bought a fake identity and a mobile phone on the street, and then used his mobile phone to go online and check out the goods that Sam was selling online.

The ebuy account name is "Romantic Man 217". He sells his great-grandfather Witwicky's glasses and can also trade in person.

This kid is too stupid. Doesn't this reveal his home address?

Maybe he thinks the things are worthless and no one will rob them, but that's just because he doesn't know the true value of the glasses.

The Decepticons want this thing like crazy.

Su Ming actually didn't need glasses to know where the source of the fire was. At the Hoover Dam, the 'Seventh District', a secret government agency established by President Hoover, he built a dam and hydropower station to disguise the secret laboratory below.

But there are two embarrassing problems at this time.

First, the source of fire is now a giant cube with a length, width and height of 30 meters. Only the contact and command of Cybertronian life can shrink the source of fire into a small cube that is easy for humans to carry.

It was easy for Su Ming to enter the hydropower station, whether by fighting or sneaking in, but if he couldn't take the super-large fire source with him, it would be in vain.

Second, it is true that metals that come into contact with the fire source will be turned into Transformers, but the new Transformers are all Decepticon lunatics. Only Optimus Prime can give Su Ming the answer to this question.

In short, in the comics and movies, in the end it was Sam who hit Megatron's energy core with the fire source, causing overload and killing Megatron. The fire source was wasted like a firecracker.

So Su Ming thought he could negotiate a deal with Optimus Prime. Deathstroke would help them deal with Megatron, and the reward would be the source of fire.

In this case, Su Ming needs to first find the Autobots' pioneer on Earth, Bumblebee.

Because there was no specific position in the second-hand car market, Su Ming followed Sam and his son.

When they drove out, they had already found the location of Sam's house, and Su Ming, who had been lurking in his garage, hitched a ride.

With the help of Strangler, who stuck it under the chassis of their car, they successfully found this second-hand car store.

Getting out from under the car, the man turned into a suit, and Su Ming wandered around like a normal guest.

The tattered Chevrolet that Bumblebee had transformed into was very conspicuous, and Su Ming saw it at a glance.

Looking through the car window at the square-headed Autobot logo on the steering wheel, Su Ming knew it was right. He bought it directly and then went to a remote place to train it properly.

"You have such a good sense. This is definitely a good car. Come on, get in and give it a try."

Bobby had quickly counted the money and handed over the keys with a smile.

He originally planned to open the car door for the customer and let the customer drive away, but no matter how hard he pulled, the door would not open.

"This is just a minor glitch, haha, fix it right away, fix it right away. I've been selling cars for thirty years, and sometimes there are just minor problems. All I need is a few tricks."

He turned around and said to Su Ming with a smile, then turned around and lowered his head to focus on the door lock, but there was no smile on his face at all, but his facial features were distorted with anxiety.

Five thousand dollars! If the customer doesn't want the car because of the door problem, the money will have to be returned. Wouldn't this cost him his life? !

But no matter how hard he tried, the door still wouldn't open.

Su Ming knew what was going on, because the glasses with the star map on them were in Sam's hands, and Bumblebee thought he was Sam's guardian. He sneaked into the second-hand car market just to bring Sam back home.

He doesn't want to be bought by others.

According to his understanding of human beings, if there is a major problem with the product, it can be returned, so he simply locked the car door and prevented the human from getting up.

Is there nothing you can do now?

But he didn't expect that Su Ming was not an ordinary person at all.

The one-eyed man patted the fat man on the shoulder, "Step aside, you are sweating profusely and can't open the car door. This is because your kidney function is not good."

As he spoke, he pushed the fat man away and put his hand on the car door handle.

Bumblebee was still peeping leisurely, hoping to see the humans but returned in vain. Cybertron alloy is a high-grade alloy and it is impossible to open it with human power.

But the next moment he felt a huge force coming from him, and the entire car moved several centimeters.

With the squeaking sound of metal twisting, the car door was pulled and deformed, and it was torn open with sparks flying everywhere.

Bumblebee "Meow meow meow?"

Su Ming sat in the driver's seat, smiled and patted the steering wheel, closed the distorted car door, and reached out to Bobby outside the window.

"key."

"Uh oh."

"The car door is a little short of lubricant. It's really a minor problem. I can deal with it myself later." Su Ming took the key and inserted it into the keyhole, twisting it a few times.

Fat Bobby smiled awkwardly. Haha, I saw sparks coming out of the car door just now. Was it an illusion?

Maybe it was too hot and I had heat stroke?

However, before he could think too much, the problem came again.

The car won't start

"Hiss" Fatty's sweat started to flow down instantly. Selling a second-hand car means selling feelings and engines. If there is something wrong with the engine, the customer will definitely have to return it.

Bumblebee thought the same way. He could feel his arm hurting. Is this human a monster? With more strength than an Autobot, he forcefully opened the door.

But he won't be driven away by others. His new plan is to pretend that he can't start it. No matter how the person turns the key, there will be no response and it will piss you off.

The air in the car became quiet, and the fat man looked at the customer with his lips pursed tremblingly.

At that moment, he seemed to see a black devil's shadow behind his client. Was it an illusion?

"Oh, you are so naughty."

But Su Ming still laughed quickly. Bumblebee was really rigid. Couldn't he just go back and buy Sam's glasses?

Besides, even without glasses, Su Ming knew where the source of fire was.

But this kind of disobedient evil spirit cannot be allowed to grow. Su Ming spent 5,000 US dollars, and the Bumblebee is his property. Even if Optimus Prime has any objections, he has to ask God Killer and Nightfall if they agree!

Su Ming pushed the door open and got out of the car, opened the hood, as if he was going to repair the car.

Fat Bobby breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the customer still hadn't given up and he had escaped another disaster.

"I'll get you the tools."

"No, no tools are needed." Su Ming waved his hand to stop him. It was just the Autobots making trouble, and there was nothing wrong with him. "You know, I heard about a method of repairing cars from some special talents. They thought that the car started to work. No, it’s because the mechanical spirit is displeased. As long as you pray and apply holy oil, the machine can return to normal.”

"Hehe, hehe"

Bobby could only apologize, was the machine not happy? The car won't start? What kind of psychotic theory is this?

But the customer is God. Not to mention praying and anointing the car with oil, even if he asks Bobby to push oil on the car, he will do it!

"Okay, what oil do you need? Butter? Gasoline? Olive oil?"

Su Ming shook his head and said disdainfully, "I have the opposite view than theirs. I think the displeasure of the mechanical spirit is caused by pampering. The more disobedient it is, the more it has to be tormented, so I plan to pee into the fuel tank."

"What?!" Bobby opened his mouth wide. Is this theory even crazier?

"What?!" This is the voice of Bumblebee. When it turns into a car, the fuel tank is still part of its body. If humans are really allowed to excrete in it, the urine will flow all over its body along with the pipes.

"buzz"

As Su Ming walked to the fuel tank, violently opened the fuel tank cap, and started to unfasten the belt, the car suddenly started on its own.

Su Ming suppressed his smile, cleared his throat pretending to be serious, retied the belt conjured by the strangulation, and patted Bobby on the shoulder.

"Look, the most scientific way to repair a car is to tell the car that you have to pee in the fuel tank, and the car will ignite on its own. This is a big secret, and I won't tell most people."

The fat man was already numb. He shrank his neck as if he couldn't tell what was reality and what was the real world. He had a dementia-like smile on his face.

The door opened and the car started, but Su Ming still couldn't walk because he found that the tires were suddenly flat.

Because money was involved, the fat man immediately came to his senses and said that he would change a spare tire for Su Ming immediately and begged him not to use any unbelievable theories to repair the car.

The guys who come up with these crazy theories are probably not from Earth, right? Are you afraid you won’t live on Mars?

Changing tires is useless. Su Ming knows very well that no matter how many tires are changed, Bumblebee will cause trouble again.

But young Autobots, I'm afraid they don't know what Tactician Master represents.

Su Ming got out of the car, closed the door gently, and sighed.

At this moment, Bumblebee is proud, but Fat Bobby is desperate.

"He doesn't want the car anymore" x2.

This is what they have in mind.

But they only saw the one-eyed man raise his arm, snap his fingers, and a crane and a large flatbed truck came from the corner of the street outside the parking lot.

The death knell has been prepared.

Bobby watched numbly as the crane skillfully lifted the Chevrolet onto the truck. The truck driver immediately used dozens of wrist-thick steel cables to secure the Chevrolet. He really didn't know what to say.

You have so much money, how about competing with a second-hand car? Isn’t it good to buy a new car?

But there is never too much business, and this time it was a real eye-opener.

"The car is very good, I'm very satisfied."

Su Ming shook hands with him and said goodbye, then turned and left, climbed directly onto the trailer and got into the Chevrolet compartment.

In the second-hand car market, only the father and son and Fatty Bobby were left in confusion. They could only watch the trailer drive further and further away.

None of them saw that as Sam disappeared from sight, Chevrolet sprayed out two lines of cleaner that looked like tears from under the wiper blades.

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