The Death Knell

A group of deadpools were fighting with each other. It's hard to describe what kind of scene it was. If I had to find a word to describe it, it would be disgusting.

They themselves were rotten all over, and their intestines were rotten by hurting each other, and all kinds of dirty things spurted out of their bodies as if they were free of money.

If ordinary people are beaten, the most they can do is spit out some blood or excrement, but they will also spit out a large amount of yellow-green pus, giving people the impression of being a Plague Soldier.

But Diana seemed to have gradually gotten used to it. When Deadpool brought the ice cream, she slowly licked it and stared at the chaotic battlefield, as if she was specifically training her ability to resist nausea.

The noisy battlefield was filled with gunshots and explosions, as well as a lot of swear words. There were many dirty and vicious words that even demons might not have thought of, but these little deadpools spoke them very fluently, as if they were speaking smoothly.

"There is no need for these dirty words to be aired."

Deadpool also had ice cream in his hand. He took a bite of the snowball and gestured to the empty air with scissor hands and said:

"Now that my personal movie has been filmed, the PG-13 rating may be too much. People have to be realistic. I need to strive for NC-17 now, so the swear words need to be as few as possible. This part will be cut."

"Stop chatting with your imaginary friends, Wade. I don't understand why they started fighting among themselves. Aren't you still standing here fine?"

Wonder Woman raised her hand to wipe the sweat from her temples, forcing herself to stare at disgusting things without vomiting. It was a bit burdensome for her, but it seemed that she got better after a certain threshold, and she could even be a In front of Deadpool, he talked while eating.

"This is the story my cousin told me. Three mercenaries were left without water. For mercenaries, it is always a good thing to have one less person to share the commission."

With a nostalgic expression on his face, Deadpool stretched out his rotten tongue and licked his wrist. The spreading cancer cells caused his body temperature to be a little higher than normal, so his ice cream melted faster:

"They thought that after killing me, they could live a happy life in reality, which is a good life that everyone wants, so they decided to eliminate their competitors first."

"But they are all capable of self-healing, and they also know that they are each other. They can't be killed by conventional weapons, right?" Diana frowned, feeling speechless: "Besides, I saw them in the amusement park. You seem to be having a lot of fun, too?”

"Of course, but I understand them, really."

Deadpool looked like someone who had come before, nodded slowly, and quickly stuck out his tongue to lick the ice cream before continuing:

"There is always a time when children leave the amusement park. No one can live in a greenhouse forever. Just like me, I originally lived in an orphanage. Except for the dead old man who wanted to rape me, the dean wanted to rape me, but I still had something to eat. , but I went to Africa to work as a mercenary before I graduated from elementary school, so that I would no longer be dependent on others."

"I understand, so what's next? Are you going to let them keep beating like this endlessly?" Xiao Dai nodded. She quickly finished the food in her hand and took a few deep breaths to make sure she wouldn't spit it out.

"Wait a while and let the bullets fly for a while. Sister-in-law, if you don't think it's interesting, you can go to the factory to find Batman and do some heavy work or something."

No one in the factory is strong. Although Batman has physical fitness that exceeds human limits, he cannot lift a tank weighing dozens of tons, but Wonder Woman can. Isn’t this the best laborer? ?

"Don't worry about him, he will find a way. Haven't you noticed that when he was configuring the potion in the cabin, he deliberately blocked our view, which means he didn't want us to see the configuration process."

Wonder Woman refused to participate in Batman's work because the Dark Knight was always worried about what others were doing and always felt that someone was trying to harm him.

Helping yourself would only distract the bat.

.............................

After about five minutes, the Deadpools seemed to have almost finished fighting. Although no one was dead, they were all panting from exhaustion.

Yes, as a person with self-healing ability, Deadpool can return to his original state after being beaten into an atomic state, but apart from his extraordinary self-healing ability, his physical fitness is not much better than that of a special soldier.

In other words, his physical strength is limited, let alone these little Deadpools based on himself.

They are all young soldiers, and their physical strength and endurance are of course much worse than those of adults.

In the gorgeous and noisy circus, the cheerful music has never stopped, but now the road is covered with broken limbs, blood and water mixed with dust, flowing freely along the street.

"Okay, guys, stop for a moment."

Seeing that they could no longer make a fuss, Deadpool finally stood up. He took out a large speaker from his trouser pocket and played a sound test of a 'wo wotou' hawking sound before making his own voice to the crowd:

"You have obviously noticed that the current situation is that none of you can kill anyone, so who will kill me now becomes a problem. But as the most passionate and handsome Red Rose in the mercenary world, I do have a It’s a very mature idea, but I don’t know whether to talk about it or not?”

Yes, it's a very mature idea. Even if these little Deadpools don't want to hear it, he still has to talk about it. Who told them that they are now paralyzed from exhaustion and can't even object if they want to.

"Hoo, ho, cough, what do you think?"

The little Deadpool nearest was still holding two chainsaws, but the arms were not connected to the torso, but fell to the side. He asked while coughing out his lungs.

The other little Deadpools are in a similar situation to him, they are all helpless, so they can only listen to Deadpool's mature advice.

"Look, there are so many of you, and there is no result in fighting. Why don't we use a more civilized way to select one person?" Deadpool gestured with his thumb to his 'Chocolate Factory' with his backhand, his mouth twisted like an urban war god. With a smile: "Go into the factory and conduct some tests. Whether it's a preliminary round or a physical examination, wouldn't it be better to eliminate the unqualified contestants first?"

"Physical examination? Have you had a prostate digital examination?" There was a suspicious pink blush on the little Deadpool's mask.

"Hiss, your taste is quite bland." Deadpool nodded and patted his chest: "You can have it. If not, I will cook it for you myself. Is that okay?"

"Hmm! It's best to use a few more fingers, or fists..." The little Deadpool who was about to put his head back on his neck became even more shy, and he didn't know if he was pretending.

"Since there is no problem, let's all go in. Come on, support each other and follow me." Deadpool opened the door to the factory and waved his palms like a traffic conductor: "Don't be crowded when queuing up. Everyone has something to do." I will also give you eggs for the physical examination. You will like my arrangement..."