The Death Knell

"Didn't you start this topic? Even though you acted a bit perverted in your dream, I still thank you for coming to save me."

Spider-Man, who was only wearing underwear and a mask, picked up the socks under the sofa in the cabin and prepared to put them on his feet. The texture was a bit hard and could stand up on the floor, but it was not a big problem. It softened after a few hard rubs. , you can continue to wear:

“Although I don’t know how I fell asleep and how I woke up, I still want to find a planet suitable for human habitation, build a colony there, and then become the first high school student landowner in the universe. , I’m afraid I won’t be able to play DOTA with you today, why don’t you find someone else? There are many bad guys still imprisoned in the prisons on Earth, they should have time.”

If we really talk nonsense, Xiao Chong and Deadpool are actually about the same level of talkers. The only difference is that Deadpool tends to talk dirtier things, while Peter just talks nonsense.

He can make fun of every little thing. For example, when he sees other people eating pizza and hamburgers, he can write a long essay on nutrition and social value in one breath.

That's why Deathstroke has always felt that Xiaochong also has a split personality. There is a big difference between him wearing a hood or not.

"Okay, brother, you can continue to look for your planet. I have no need for that expedition at all. You know why. My cousin has a lot of planets in his hands. Our Wilson family is a standard old-money family. His I can go to any planet, so why should I find it myself?”

Deadpool, who visited the boy's spaceship cabin, hooked Peter's other sock out from under the bed and handed it to the boy:

"But I just heard from the veterans that my cousin seems to be planning to throw us into some universe that is destined to be destroyed by CAAT, and use us as the main soldiers of the mine, the kind of blacks and Asians who joined the US military in the Vietnam War. Then It’s not an easy job, so I told you in advance that if he comes to see you, you must not agree, no matter how nice he talks.”

Speaking of which, the spaceship Peter was traveling on actually belonged to Squirrel Girl and Jessica, but I didn’t know why there was no movement from those two people. Wasn’t Squirrel Girl awake a long time ago? Why didn't she come to see Peter?

Well, actually Squirrel Girl didn't notice the nightmare at all. She thought everyone was sleeping, so she woke up from an 'ordinary' dream and was eating nuts alone in the cafeteria. Now Still smoking.

This is normal. In space navigation, there is no distinction between day and night. The spacecraft is highly automated and there is no need for so many crew members. Everyone only eats, drinks, has fun and sleeps. When you really want to get busy, you have to find someone. What happens after logging into the planet.

"Damn, I'm so touched. You actually betrayed your cousin for me."

Spider-Man put on his socks nonchalantly and walked around the cabin a few times to make sure the socks were soft enough:

"If Deathstroke finds out about this, he might open your belly, wrap your intestines around your neck, put his knees on your back and tighten his hands violently. Okay, this is a joke , because I guess Deathstroke won’t come to me, you know why? Because I’m just a teenager, how many movies have you seen? Can you summarize how many movies in which teenagers are sent when such a mission needs to be carried out?”

Hollywood movies have long summarized that when it is necessary to perform a seemingly death-defying mission like 'survival rate 0.001%', the elderly, women, teenagers, and only children in the family must be excluded. Those who do the work must either have a square face. White guys are super tough guys, or they are black uncles who like to rap.

The former is often the protagonist of the movie, while the latter is probably the dead person who accentuates the cruel atmosphere of the movie.

"No, my dear little insect, you overestimate my cousin's moral level. He has no such thing at all."

Deadpool shook his head repeatedly. He walked to Spider-Man and sat down next to the boy:

"If he thinks someone is suitable to die, then the factors such as gender, age, and character can be ignored. He only wants the results, so I decided not to leave. I will stay here with you. If he comes, I will help You say something nice, otherwise you will die as a virgin, which would be too miserable."

When it comes to the person who knows Deathstroke best, I'm afraid Wade won't be ranked because he has amnesia. Sometimes he learns something and then forgets it later. What's the point?

But one thing he remembered was that his cousin came from DC. It was dark, too dark.

No matter what happens to Slade, it's always right to think in a dark direction.

Hollywood screenwriters would not allow minors to be line-fillers, but my cousin was different. If he were to be a screenwriter, the script would be dark and shiny, even if it was a comedy.

"Are you saying that well?" Peter's face turned red even though he was wearing a mask. The little boy was still quite sensitive to this kind of thing: "If you want to play games with me, don't make those excuses, otherwise I will I’m not even online with you anymore.”

Mentioning this, Xiaochong thought of the girls he had a crush on, and suddenly felt very shy.

"Okay, why don't I stop talking? Look at your innocent look, quack quack!" Deadpool laughed out loud. He patted the boy on the shoulder and raised his chin: "Then let's play today Monster Hunter, right? How about that? If you find a livable planet next, but there are giant hostile beasts living on it, wouldn’t you have a better fighting experience? Isn’t that a good idea?”

Things in the game are actually unreliable in reality, but if they are just tactics, they are fine.

Many tactics in war simulation games can be used in reality. After all, the mind can also be exercised.

"But I also want to see Squirrel Girl and Jessica. They must have just woken up from the nightmare, right?" Peter held the clothes in his hand and was about to put them on, but he was a little hesitant: "We are also teammates after all. One of them is the captain, one is the first mate, and I am a part-time worker."

The boy is a good boy. He always values ​​his teammates. This is an essential quality for a superhero. Or should we say that with greater ability comes greater responsibility?

"Don't worry about them. Slade saved everyone from the nightmare. Then he can ensure that no one will have a problem, and you won't be blamed for the problem. What are you worried about?"

Deadpool took out a laptop from his trouser pocket, inserted the handle skillfully, and bumped the bug with his butt:

"Stop getting dressed. It's a waste of time. Hurry up and turn on the phone to log in. Today I am the man who wants to rub the shit to the maximum capacity of the storage box!"