The Death Knell

Beating Deadpool is probably one of the most useless things in the world, as his sense of pain is erratic due to various forms of cancer.

Sometimes the cancerous nerves are miswired. The more you hit him, the happier he will be and he will thank you.

Therefore, after the girls had a rough time with Deadpool, they quickly calmed down, because they also realized that even if they hammered Deadpool into a pulp, the only unlucky thing would be that the restaurant of the spaceship would be contaminated. He himself just keeps laughing.

"Have you enjoyed it enough? Ladies, I know that I am very fun. Many women or men want to have physical contact with me, but although Deadpool is good, he can't be greedy."

After Treasure Girl also took advantage of the chaos and hammered him a few times, Deadpool, whose whole body was broken, was squirming on the floor like a caterpillar, with a long trail of blood trailing behind him, but he still smiled happily:

"If you guys have had enough fun, then it's time for me to set off. It's almost time. I'm going to see CAAT. Well, if I can defeat the enemy that my cousin can't defeat, then I will be the best in the universe from now on. As a mercenary, it’s like the Tang Family’s Overlord Spear, regaining the top spot in the weapon spectrum.”

As he spoke, he became more energetic, and the two eyepieces on the mask emitted a cartoon-like golden light.

"Huh?" The ears of Qianmao Dream, who was sitting on the table watching the excitement, licked the pads of his paws and said, "Don't be kidding, you can't deal with that thing, and you may It will reveal our location in the universe."

Dream of a Thousand Cats has seen a lot of storms, and since Deathstroke is not around, it still prefers a safe strategy.

Deathstroke and Batman plan to give CAAT a try, and it thinks it's okay, but Deadpool... Well, just because he can't resist in the hands of these girls?

Not very optimistic, even with the strange gem in his hand, still not very optimistic.

"Don't worry, dear little kitten. I know I'm a little crazy. It's all cancer that makes me so energetic, but I've never been stupid. How could I lead the enemy to my home?"

Deadpool, who was recovering rapidly, squirmed, patted his chest with his newly grown, baby-like arms, showed a thumbs up and transformed into the Crooked Dragon King:

"I just want to help my cousin. Think about it, if I follow CAAT all the time, what if it suddenly gets upset and wants to go home to use the toilet while it is out eating the universe? I can't follow it to its lair. Is it done?"

Now is the stage when Deadpool's self-confidence is bursting. Don't forget, not long ago, he and his cousin teamed up to kill the old man God.

That's killing gods in the true sense. Everyone doesn't know what God represents, right?

"That kind of thing doesn't look like it can go to the toilet, right? And even if you do, there aren't many people who want to go home specifically to poop, right? What are you thinking in your head?"

Waiter Gwen started to complain, and she was indeed good at this, especially since the target of her complaints was Deadpool, not Deathstroke, so she had no pressure at all.

"No need to persuade him, sister." Jessica, who had just poured herself a large glass of wine and poured it into her mouth, shook her head: "Deadpool wants to bet whether CAAT is stronger or his. The theory of immortality by popularity is stronger, and I think there is a slight possibility of success.”

As a detective, Jessica Jones's brain is still very good, and no matter how much she drinks, it will not affect this. She seems to have the talent of getting more drunk, and the better her brain becomes.

She also knows a lot of information. Even though she is usually quiet, she is the same type as Shockwave from S.H.I.E.L.D.

Everyone is well aware of Deadpool's abilities, and he has been on the desks of countless big shots. Especially his immortality, many people are jealous of him.

You must know that Wolverine's self-healing ability and the Hulk's powerful body are particularly coveted by the military, and they all want to obtain those powers.

Of course, some people want Deadpool's self-healing ability. It's just that after everyone studied it, they found that it can't be copied. Moreover, he has no one to talk about. He often has to chat with the people around him when taking the subway. His theory of 'we all live in a movie, as long as you are popular you will never die'.

"Hey, you still understand me, Jesse."

The bitch's self-healing has been completed. He stood up suddenly and danced a twisting dance at the table, twisting his waist like a silver snake:

"Although my cousin didn't take me on an adventure this time, we are brothers. How could I watch him risk his life alone? So I want to take another path and fight against the enemy from a realistic level. I will bet There are no bullets in CAAT’s guns.”

Whenever a CAAT attacks a universe, it briefly enters reality, and Wade plans to try his luck.

Although he didn't know when the opponent would launch its next attack or which universe it would attack, he believed that as long as he kept trying, he should be able to hit him sooner or later.

My cousin can't die, he is his biggest financial sponsor.

Besides, as long as you help yourself, are you worried that Slade won't pay you afterwards? He is the most particular about fair dealing.

The bitch cousin still knows him very well.

"Well, it's so touching." Peter blinked quickly, and he felt the corners of his eyes were slightly moist: "This is family, I'm so touched, I'll go with you."

Spider-Man, who values ​​family ties very much, immediately expressed his stance, and this statement was right in his strike zone.

"Don't join in the fun."

Jessica, who was still wearing a black leather jacket in the room, had a headache and rubbed her temples. She raised her hand and held down Spider-Man who was about to stand up. In terms of pure strength, she was still stronger than the boy:

"Although I don't know why Deathstroke judged you to be the hardest hit person in our universe, but you don't even have the ability to heal yourself, so you'd better not cause trouble with Deadpool."

"Who says I don't have the ability to heal myself?" Peter's face turned slightly red, and he argued with reason: "I do, but it's just a little weaker."

"Yours is not a little weaker, but only a little stronger than ordinary people." Waiter Gwen pointed at a very small gap with her fingers, and the fingertips were almost touching.

Let's put it this way, assuming that if an ordinary person gets a cut on his hand, it takes a week to heal, then Peter only needs five days, which is slightly worse than Captain America, because Captain only needs two days.

This is the information she summarized from the comics. Although it is a comic about Earth 616, it should be similar to Earth 40K, right?

"That happened in the past." Peter shook his head and touched his chest: "Death Knell gave me a symbiote before. Now my self-healing speed is beyond your imagination."

"Duang!!!"

However, when the boy wanted to prove himself, he was knocked unconscious by Jessica with a pan in the restaurant. The bad girl threw away the murder weapon in her hand and shrugged to everyone indifferently:

"There's no need to talk nonsense with him. Peter and I were classmates. I know him well. I can't give him a chance to debate at this time."