The Death Knell

Yes, the answer is that simple. Deadpool is very narcissistic. In his eyes, he is the perfect new human being, the passionate red rose in the mercenary world, and the most beautiful man in the world.

The generally handsome Batman, the sunny boy Superman, Steve with the American-style butt, and the muscular tough guy Thor with chest muscles bigger than his brains, etc., in the eyes of the bitch, there is no way he can compare with his appearance.

It’s the kind of mention that’s not even worthy of carrying shoes.

When he believed in his mind that he was the most perfect human form, Lucifer became himself in his eyes.

Then, there is nothing more.

If it were another female Deadpool in a parallel world, Wade might be a little interested in having a few friendship shots with them, but he would not be interested in another version of himself that is exactly the same. After all, he still has Xiao Zuo, Xiao You, and Da Zuo. As for He Dayou, he can have fun anytime he wants.

Why bother tangled up with a demon?

Lucifer, Deadpool is not familiar with him, but Mephisto Wade is familiar with him. Everyone knows that making a deal with the devil will not result in any good juice in the end.

Just look at the way Ghost Rider has turned into a piss-poor person. When he feels guilty, he transforms into a flaming skull uncontrollably, racing all over the streets. His life is completely ruined. Even if he finds a girlfriend, she will cheat on him sooner or later.

Yes, the latest generation of Ghost Rider, the South American boy can still maintain his sanity after transforming into the Ghost Rider.

But so what? Even after he transforms, he can't have sex with his girlfriend. Skeletons don't have those organs or abilities, you know? No need to lose face.

All the Ghost Riders in the past died alone, dying quietly one by one, without even a family member to die. It was like they were cursed by the devil when they gained power.

And they are actually the ones who have the best lives among all the people traded by the devil.

"So that's it." Listening to Deadpool talking to himself, Lucifer nodded slowly after getting an explanation. At least he had an explanation, which made the Demon King feel better: "But Wade, do you really think you Is she the most beautiful among human beings?"

Although Deadpool was wearing a mask, in the eyes of a strong man like Lucifer, a layer of cloth could not block detection. Under that layer of cloth, his face was as rotten as eggplant jam mixed with cow dung. Not even Satan can relate that to beauty.

This is under the premise that Lucifer has a human beautification filter, he only thinks that Deadpool looks passable and can be regarded as a human being.

Upon hearing the Demon King's question, Deadpool looked at him in surprise, his eyepieces opening into circles:

"What? You can't even see such an obvious thing? I am obviously the most handsome and beautiful man among human beings. Little Fafa, I now seriously suspect that you have a problem with human aesthetics. Look carefully Look at my strong nose, look at my big passionate and charming eyes, and these thirty-two pack abs, this is all clear evidence."

It's a pity that Lucifer is proud, and he is not so easily swayed. He firmly believes that there is nothing wrong with his own aesthetics, but it is Deadpool's brain that has the problem.

Where do humans get thirty-two pack abs? If there is, it can only be said that it has been practiced sparingly.

But this topic ended here, the two of them stood firm in the void, and there was still business to do next.

Lucifer decided to change the topic and spoke: "We are just waiting here. If CAAT appears, I will immediately send you to the multiverse where it is preparing to attack. You should prepare first."

"Oh, let me see what I need to bring."

Deadpool also became serious. After all, he is a mercenary, and he still has serious moments. Unfortunately, this seriousness could not last for three seconds. When he reached out to touch his back, his power was broken, and his movements froze. , with a Batman-like expression on his face with the corners of his mouth turned down, and said:

"It's broken. My My Little Pony schoolbag filled with weapons was forgotten in the taxi again this time."

"It doesn't matter, human firearms are definitely ineffective against CAAT anyway." Not only did Lucifer say this, he also casually produced a pistol, put it on his temple, and then showed Deadpool what the bullets had turned into. Little Coppercake: "If a gun can't deal with me, it can't deal with CAAT. There's no need to think about this."

"What about my sword?" Deadpool pulled out a samurai sword from behind, handed it to Lucifer, and motioned for him to try cutting his neck with it: "This is carbon nanosteel alloy, and it is also an anti-self-healing metal. It is my expression If I get slashed by it, it will take twice as long to heal."

Well, this is not a lie, it just seems that it has completed self-healing in 0.0002 seconds instead of 0.0001 seconds.

No way, the principle of self-healing is different. Other people with self-healing ability speed up the division or replication of their own cells. Although Death Knell also has this effect, it comes more from strangling the symbiote.

Ordinary symbionts don't have such a fast self-healing speed, and I don't know what Strangler has eaten. He has evolved too much in this regard.

Lucifer did not refuse to help Deadpool check his weapons. After all, he had already come to send Buddha to the West.

He took the samurai sword, pulled at the collar of his clothes, and then wiped his neck.

But there was no sound of slicing flesh, instead a string of sparks splashed on the blade, as if he suddenly switched careers and learned welding.

"It's useless. This thing you call carbon nanosteel contains too little energy and its level is not high enough. It may be okay against ordinary self-healing people or Warcraft, but it may not be enough to kill ordinary demons. "

After saying that, he threw the knife back to Deadpool, then raised his eyebrows, indicating to Wade that if there was anything more powerful, he quickly took it out.

"No, no matter how powerful the thing is, maybe it's my handsome face and my unparalleled charisma, right?" Deadpool shook his head. On the contrary, he was not discouraged at all. Instead, he revealed himself as the Urban God of War. With a crooked smile like a dragon king, even though there were not many hairs left, he still shook his head to the side: "You have seen this, and obviously you can't resist my charm, right?"

"Ha, you and your cousin are both interesting people." Lucifer laughed angrily. He had never seen such a shameless person, so it felt quite fresh: "Don't worry, if you die Now, I will find a way to fish your soul out and put it into the hell between me and Maizi. When the time comes, I will take advantage of your strengths, haha."

"Well, are the strengths you mentioned the 'strengths' that I thought of?" Deadpool grinned a bit instead. He was still not willing to do that kind of thing with the exact same person he saw in his eyes.

"Yes." The fallen predecessor, Satan, answered firmly.